zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 okay, this one will NOT bomb. STORY: The forumers all wind up with invataions to stay at a fantastic resort in Flordia. As thay all begin to settle in and relax, they are unaware of an outbreaking sickness creeping towards them. Now, they will have to fight there way to the source, or become part of the undead hourde.... Edit: moved because this is awesome enough ;D RULES: the usaual as normal. <NO GOD MODING> Include bios; no dollmaker for the time NAME: Zell Age: 13 Appearance: Long, straight brown hair, Black chocker, Black+red tanktop, black skinny shorts, black boots, red poofy socks, striped arm warmers Items: Purse, makeup, waterbottle, starbursts, pocket knife, money, ID ~~~~~~~~~~ Zell looked down at the letter in hand. She recieved it in the mail a week back, and thought of it as a way to escape life. The strange letter read, Dear Forumer, Congrats! You have been selected to recieve a complimentrary vacation to the lovely Microsoft Resort! Please arrive at the following date: Monday, July 16, 8 o'clock AM, 2007. Details will be at the resort. Think of this as a 'way to get away'. Farewell for now, The name was smudged by water stains, so it was unable to be read further. Zell sighed. She hoped this wasn't another RP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 BOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Name: Mayhem Age: 14 Gender: femme fatal Appearance: tan complexion, brown eyes, shoulder-length black hair, yellow tee, black boots and jeans Items: Purse, money, ID, cell phone . . . ---- Mayhem stared at the letter incredulously, the same one Zel had gotten. She looked at the envelope. There was no return address. She shrugged and yelled, "Mom!!! Can I go to a possibly lethal resort without you!?!?!?" She heard 'sure honey', ring through the halls. Oh well than, time to pack . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 (howed this get over here? oh well) The next day, Zell was getting out of her sister's car. She agreed to drive her there and would pick her up when she called. Zell waved bye to Rachel and picked her bags up to the front door. A bellhop greeted her and carried her bags. She stoped at the desk and a man stared at her. Man: Zell, right? Zell: Yeh? He threw her a key and stated she had room 341 and would besharing a room. She sighed and went up. ~~~~~~`` The room was a suite, accutaly, and was nice. It had a view of some woods behind the hotel and a small pond was in the middle. She sat on the couch in front of the window and stared out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Name: Avery Age: 14 Gender: the femenine pursuasion Appearance: Brown pulled back hair, pinstriped fedora, kacki bermuda shorts, black tank top with white swirly crap on it, black wayfarers, black flip flops, pinstriped fedora Items: Purse, large tote bag with contents: (lightsaber, cell phone, iPod, swimsuit, CD case, beach hat, 'The Debuant Divorcee' by Plum Sykes), suitcase with other clothes. ~~~~~ Ave had gotten the letter and decided to check out the scene. "Woo." She said, upon arrival, the sun beating down on the sun drenched village in a remote area. She entered the hotel area where a well dressed man gave her room 401. She peeked inside before and took in the serenity. There was a window overlooking a remote beach, a small air contitioning unit, a regular sized bed, and a stereo in the corner. She put her Feist CD in and decided to milk this free vacation for all it was worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 Zell's cell began to ring and she answered. First, she checked caller ID. It said unknown, but she hesitated and fliped it open. Zell: Ello? Guy: Run. Very fast. Get away. Zell: Huh? Guy: Be carefull. They're always watching. Zell: Who is this?!? Guy: I AM THE MILKMAN. MY MILK IS DELIOUS. The man hung up and she sat with a confused looke. She shrugged it off and began to wander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Than Ave's phone began to ring Phone-AWWWW HOW DOES IT FEEELLLL?? ~answer~ Ave-Yo. Person-I AM THE BACONMAN BRING ALL THE PORK I CAN TO THE LITTLE CHILDREN DOWN THE ROW. CLOGGING THEIR ARTERIES WITH ALL THE MSG'S SO THEY ALL DIE ATTHE AGE OF 8! Ave- Why knew near death experiences could be so jolly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 Zell wandered down the hall and noticed people talking downstairs. She easdropped Man: Mayhem shall be here shortly. Other guy: Are you sure? What if she arrives a- Man: She shall be here tomarrow. You are dissmissed. Guy: Yes Sir. Zell ran to the elevador and went in. She was lost in thought. Mayhem?!? How? Was this- Then it hit her Zell: Oh god. Another RPG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Ave than walked into the elevator. "Hey Zell! How you doin?" She gave her a hug. "I'm just going to check out the area, and stuff. I'll talk to you later." The elevator stopped at the lobby and Ave left to the outdoors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 Zell: Huh? Wait! She ran up to Ave and walked with her. Zell: So, I suppose you don't know why we're here either? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 NAME: Post this in the right forum AGE: Post this in the right forum APPEARANCE: Post this in the right forum ITEM: Post this in the right forum. Post this in the right forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Oh nevermind whoever moved this just fails at doing their job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Hmmmm. I did have a ball doing the ole' zombie attacks thing. I'm just not sure i have the willpower/ creativity in me to do this justice. Oh well, here we go. Star fade in: A Plane is soaring over the pacific north atlantic underground railroad. It's doing like Mach 5 but without the razor. Also its doing barrel roll,s because some little rabbit on the pilots head-phones keeps insisting on it. Interior of Plane: Ross was enjoying his plane-ride down to Florida. Going on a little vaca right now seemed like the perfect thing to do. So far the flight had been pretty uneventful. Only like 5 people had died or something. (editors note: Shut up) Ross was paying far too much attention to the sky mall magazine. It had everything you could need and more. He quietly took one copy of the magazine and pocketed it. Not knowing when it might come in handy again... (editors note: Foreshadowing? Foreskin? Frankfurt?) A naked man runs by. Ross hears a faint noise coming from his carry-on bag. At first it was very hard to hear. But it was getting louder. Like a zombie moan or something. Ross was freakin' freaking out. Especially after the whole zombie affair at the mall not too long back. (editors note: Look at that thread and then afterwards got eat some chicken pot pie.) Ross was sweatin bullets yo'. Like his whole face was just like wet. He empted his bowels inside of his boxers. He had not gone to the bathroom for two days in anticipation of the vacation. So there was a flood of excrement, feces, and moth larva pouring out from his bum. It tore through his underwear in seconds and ate through his seat and the stomach of the passenger behind him. He screamed in agony as Ross' poo stream ripped him in half. Blood and Poo mixed in the air like a ballet of blacks and indians. The man ripped off his armrests in a last fit of pain. His upper section shot through the roof and was sent into outer space and eventually into the sun. Unfortanetly for him, the speed and the heat of the poo stream had cauterized the wound almost healing him. So he was conscious for the entire time up until he burned up in the sun. Also he could breathe in outer space. Ross reached for his bag almost crying in fear and also because his bum was so sore. He started to unzip the bag slowly..... And his Dog shadow popped out! they stared at eachother for a minute straight. Without uttering a single word to one another. Then shadow jumped over the seat and ate what remained of the passenger behind Ross. He quickly jumped back. Then they High 5'd! HARD. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. (Editors note: I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH!) It let out a sonic boom. The sound wave traveled down the the sea-floor killing all of Atlantis and many squids babies. In their womb. Like 20 squid just blew up. The Sea became black beneath them from squid ink released upon death. Then shadow started like licking Ross' face. But Shadow still had a combo of poo and blood on him frim just moments before eating the hapless passenger behind Ros who had been poo killed. The lower half of the man had become sentient after being released from its upper half. The knees of the man had understood what the true meaning of life was, and was about to write a tell all book about his expierences entitled: Doing the Charleston without hands. HARD. When Shadow had unexpectedly devoured him. Shadow started to talk about astro-phyics and jet-packs, when a steward interupted thier conversation. this steward was about 10 feet tall and had the most bitchin' ponytail ever. He leaned in to Ross and his dog and winked. It was at that point that Ross realized that this steward was none other then STEVEN SEAGAL himself. (editors note: Naww we AIGHT.) Steven whispered, ( and by whispered I mean yelled. Because Steven Seagal doesn't freakin whisper) I'm here to kill zombies. Just then Ninjas and zombies came pouring out of the overhead compartments. It was like a water faucet of awesomeness had been opened, and it was good. They all looked at eachother and knew what had to be done..... Also Carrot Top was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 (poop wtf? and cheez, someone else moved it here) Zell was alking with Ave. Zell: So you mean you got this letter too? Ave: Yep. Zell: Hmmmm, what does this mean? Ave: It means, we throw a mega awesome party and hope people show. Zell: Sure why not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 In a far off place a few months ago. "I've done it! Psycho, I've done it!" said a man in a scientist suit. "What have you done now, sir?" said a ragged looking boy holding a box of donuts. "Psycho, I've perfected the virus! I've created the best Bio-weapon of mankind!" "Yeah, that's great, but now what are you gonna do?" "The government is gonna pay me millions for this virus. We're gonna be filthy rich!" After sending off the virus to Area 42, Psycho and the professor went out for a round of beers, not knowing what a crime to humanity the virus truly is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 Zell went back to her room and stared out the window again. She fell asleep, unaware of a text that appeared on her phone: Zelda, get out of there. NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Being on the Modsquad, Mayhem was able to kane her way to first-class, giddy with anticipation. She'd arrived in short order, unaware of the dangers that lay ahead. An escort led her up to her room, and she asked, "Do you know if there are any other . . . forumers here? I cant be the only one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I dont have the willpower to make another post. So in the meantime lets say that everyone did the Charleston. HARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Ave was walking down the hallway when she saw Mayhem at the desk. "Yoooooo!" She said, "How it roll? Me and Zelda got here earlier. Room by me, I'm in 401." She walked to the kitchen and got some ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Mayhem's eyes fluttered in disbeleif, "D-darth!? And ... Zel???" She beamed and gave her fellow moddess a rib-crushing hug, "Wow! This is soo cool!" She looked around her excitedly, "So, whaddya wanna do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 BOOM I like the way you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 (OKAY OTHER GUYS, JOIN OR SCRAM) Zell: Let's go shopping! Zell went over and hugged the startteled friends. Zell: OMG so where's Dav, Halo, or Pyscho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 "Well.." Ave said, "I was gonna hang out in my room, read some more, and listen to Feist. Than tonight, I was gonna drag Zelda to the beach, maybe. But you can do whatever." She smiled and headed to her room while Mayhem stayed to get hers. "Oh!" Ave yelled from the end of the hall, "Remember, I'm in room 401!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 Zell: I'm room 341. Stop by whenever. She quietly started humming and she thought. Zell: Hey Mayhem, what happened to Lex?(srrsly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Mayhem shrugged languidly, "She got hit by a bus." (seriously: she's a myspace addict) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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