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-Pump the crowd up by stripping

-pole dance

-distract foul shots during basketball season by flashing referees

-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.) 'nuff said

Fix't to convey the fact I am bored out of my noggin.

School spirit? I never had school spirit. In fact, I always bet against my school because we sucked.

That reminds me of the time when our school lost to a Christian school, and everyone told our team not to feel bad 'cause the other guys had God on their side.

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Whenever we played christian or cathlioc schools during basketball season, the kids would yell "Jesus hates you." One of them replied "read the bible!"

 

But take it that was the same game where our star player got suckerpunched in the eye on perpous. Well, they said it was an accident, but no accident leaves that big a black eye, poor Kenny.

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-Pump the crowd up

-Act a fool

-dance

-distract foul shots during basketball season

-make the game entertaining for kids who don't understand the game.

-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.)

-In the future I guess I'll do pep ralles and stuff

-inspire school spirit! GO TEAM!

 

That can be so wrong in many ways without changing any words.

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