Hallucination Posted July 29, 2007 Posted July 29, 2007 -Pump the crowd up by stripping -pole dance -distract foul shots during basketball season by flashing referees -give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.) 'nuff said Fix't to convey the fact I am bored out of my noggin. School spirit? I never had school spirit. In fact, I always bet against my school because we sucked. That reminds me of the time when our school lost to a Christian school, and everyone told our team not to feel bad 'cause the other guys had God on their side.
itchythesamurai Posted July 29, 2007 Posted July 29, 2007 And that's when you searched your soul and found Xenu, right Hall?
Hallucination Posted July 29, 2007 Posted July 29, 2007 Well, Xenu found me. He then converted me to drug use to help counter my dependence on Born Again Christianity.
DarthAve Posted July 29, 2007 Author Posted July 29, 2007 Whenever we played christian or cathlioc schools during basketball season, the kids would yell "Jesus hates you." One of them replied "read the bible!" But take it that was the same game where our star player got suckerpunched in the eye on perpous. Well, they said it was an accident, but no accident leaves that big a black eye, poor Kenny.
Hallucination Posted July 29, 2007 Posted July 29, 2007 At least they didn't kill him. Can you imagine everyone shouting 'You bastard! You killed Kenny!'?
DarthAve Posted July 29, 2007 Author Posted July 29, 2007 That would be so morbidly funny. I'd laugh, but only because I'm kind of a sadist.
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 29, 2007 Posted July 29, 2007 I have no school spirit - I doubt that will change anytime soon. Caring is overrated. Eh, as long as you have fun.
Reclaimer Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 -Pump the crowd up -Act a fool -dance -distract foul shots during basketball season -make the game entertaining for kids who don't understand the game. -give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.) -In the future I guess I'll do pep ralles and stuff -inspire school spirit! GO TEAM! That can be so wrong in many ways without changing any words.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 http://cgi.cheezwhizwarriors.com/vb/showthread.php?p=315#post315
KingCheez Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 you totally didn't link to rd2 whatever don't care anymore
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 yeah we need more posters anyway plus it's been in my sig for like a million years and you can always ban people you hate anyway mang
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 'Chyeah' used to be my catchprase. I need a new one . . .
Hallucination Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 How about 'I not be fat, I is teen preggers!'? It'd get you a lot of attention.
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Too many words *shrugs* I was thinking of bringing back: "Seriously?" "P'sha" "Not Cool" "And what!?!!?" "Eheheheheheheh???" "Oh crap!" I've gone through quite a few.
Hallucination Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 How about some onomatopoeia? 'Fa-shwoom', mayhaps? 'Shazaam'? 'Reza no me ga arimasu pyu pyu'?
DarthAve Posted July 31, 2007 Author Posted July 31, 2007 Last year, I brought back 'your mom' as a comeback at my school for a while. Basiclly by saying nothing in responce except 'your mom' This year, I'm gonna bring back 'Zounds!'
itchythesamurai Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Shazam sucks, go with "that's what she said" instead. It's always worked for me, especially when it's most unexpected and largely inappropriate.
DarthAve Posted July 31, 2007 Author Posted July 31, 2007 I was gonna go with Bow Chicka Wow Wow, BUT FRECKIN TAG OR SOMTHING BEAT ME TO IT, ASSHATS. although I did make ADULT SITUATIONS pretty in last year, thanks to language arts.
Poopdogjr Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Im going to name my kid Shazam. That would be AWESOME. Either that or Cornelius.
Hallucination Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Name him Cornelius van Horn, after the guy who has the most awesome name in British Colombian history.
Poopdogjr Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Wow. That is an amazing name. Maybe ill just change my own name.
itchythesamurai Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 I knew a Cornelius in high school. He was the most socially awkward kid in school (more so than even me). And his middle name's Marion! He dated the school's most socially awkward girl and they were so gross together.
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