tk102 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Holiday seasons Both stress and satisfy us Will you write haikus? Haikus are easy All can compose their format So let's share them now **** When I was a child I ate all Santa's cookies The Grinch was not pleased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Scrub Christmas tree, bare rooms echo furniture gone mother and child laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 I can't find a spot to park. I make decision: he won't get a gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I can't find a spot to park. I make decision: he won't get a gift. How... lovely... and not at all depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 *hic* *burp* *hic* *gurp* *hic* *stumble* *stumble* *stumble* ow who spiked my eggnog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Glowing Christmas lights, Angel tops the scented tree, Ornaments sparkle. Creche on the mantle. Children play with figurines portraying Christ's birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 They can't guarantee delivery by Christmas. Shipping costs double. 3 days vacation but will get paid for 7. Christmas spirit here! It's dark when I drive. Holiday-colored houses makes traffic blend in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 What can be better? A nice warm holiday here beside my fireplace. Sparkling glitter glows adorn all the windows tonight. They are beautiful. another from a chat with tk and dev and avery: Ayn Rand sleeps uneasy Christmas makes her super angry Good thing she is dead! more: Munching chocolate I stay up to see Santa. When is he coming!? Teekay is naughty He gets no presents, only coal in his stocking. Abominable snow falls in the far northern wastes. Good, that is far away. And a finale: It is really late, why do I stay up like this? Inexplicable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Northern land nice Beautiful snow there I am chilling in sun. Santa is evil He stole my cookies He's got a gun. Holy bloody hell This is the first time I'm writing haiku Machineguns merry, So is tonight's stew Pray for the soldiers. A morbid tale tonight Why no snow instead? Demons need merriment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 a house in the wood squirrel wee down the chimney no tree outside to pee (To all the trees who die during Christmas; 28.000.000 alone in Germany.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Children sneak gifts from under tree to unwrap but find empty boxes. Mom and Dad fill the stockings. Son sees and learns that Santa is not real. Heavenly smells in the kitchen. Baklava bakes. Can we wait to eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 This thread makes me smile. Hate to tell Sabre this but it's 5 7 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 This thread makes me smile. Hate to tell Sabre this but it's 5 7 5. Ah, nice. I still find them weird, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 it is only not weird in traditional form and Hiragana ひるからはちとかげもあリくものみね hi ru ka ra ha chi to ka ge mo a ri ku mo no mi ne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I was lying sir Teekay! Your presents will be waiting by the tree. So do not be sad because you know that I am not from the north pole. Didn't someone here tell you? I am not a big fat rosy-cheeked man! If you think I am you should get your eyes checked by Jae before long. That's right, you haven't ever seen a pic of me. Anonymous wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish.Stapler Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 the snow is coming its now time to go skiing who needs those presents i almost forgot i shall soon own mass effect present are awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Hoon Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Sisters far away Plastic tree still in cupboard No cotton wool snow Turkey I once had Overrated, sauce and all I eat rice today @ Sam and tk, lawlz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I don't like haikus very much, but Rogue Nine's made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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