DarthAve Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Good plan, or I could go to one of those public bathrooms that have combo tampon/condom machines and get one so I'm not pregnant and disowned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 or you could just give him head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Yeah, the thing is....no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 get flavored condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Im not even gonna go there..... this subject is better reserved for j and ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Pertinent information: I taste good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 something about in da mouf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea too bad they already make flavored lube and **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I'm actually quite excited for homecoming. I went shopping and got my dress today. It's black and the neckline goes down just enough, and I've got red heels and this red necklace and I'm gonna look freakin hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 "give him head" was a phrase unknown to me give him butt sound as good as well then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 HOLY **** MAYHEM EDITED YOUR POST SITHY STRIKE BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH GREAT FURY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I thought Mayhem was gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 dun dun dun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 HOLY **** MAYHEM EDITED YOUR POST SITHY STRIKE BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH GREAT FURY Hmmm... where's my ban button? *shuffles stuff on desk* I know I left it somewhere around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 too bad they already make flavored lube and **** They make flavored ****?! I don't believe you, Das. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I've heard numerous times my feces smells of strawberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Wow, mayhem came back? I've not been paying attention. Writing, homecoming, ya'll know the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 They make flavored ****?! I don't believe you, Das. its true. i personally have not had the chance to indulge myself by sampling any as of yet, but i'll get around it to it at some point I've heard numerous times my feces smells of strawberries. i bet you have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Sithy's feces and semen. plus naked bodies = perfect party recipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Wow, mayhem came back? I've not been paying attention. Writing, homecoming, ya'll know the lot. The fact that you're shouting out "I'M GOING TO HOMECOMING" makes me believe that you did not get invited due to _________ (you fill the blanks) and you're trying to make yourself feel better by trying to lie about your personal life here on the net, I hope you noticed that this is one of my longest post here on RD ever, I don't know why do I even bother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 So,... homecoming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ;_;? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Life-like texture ;_; sithy hurry up find the ban button rd2 is down all the time and i want to post something else wildly inappropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Life-like texture ;_; sithy hurry up find the ban button rd2 is down all the time and i want to post something else wildly inappropriate fine fine i'll get it back up and running now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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