Sabretooth Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Sorry, I'm all out of Bob. Make an excuse for this command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Ummm...no... What excuse is this!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 That's not a command. Don't do what I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 And why would I do that? Oh shoot..... Don't jump off that cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I have a parachute, so stuff it. Jump off of that parachute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 How does that work? Become a magician. Of sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Sorry, I don't bang horses, you sick ****. Now quit leaving dead bodies on my lawn, dammit. I'm sick of my riding mower bumping along and shooting chunks everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 NEVER! If I put them in my neighbor's yard, he'll sue me! Go mow your lawn, it looks like it's in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Nope. lawns have needs and urges too Fine me an authentic 1682 privy latrine, then clean it! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 NEVER! I WILL NOT PURIFY A LATRINE!! NEVER! Go jump in a Latrine, and do the hokey-pokey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Nah, already done that when I fixed one hella dayz ago. Go fondle the breasts of that pink haired, 400lb stripper babe "Missy" as seen on Big Money Hustlas. (youtube to see what I'm talkin' about) Alternative: (gets out gun aims it at your head) Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya! I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHA ****A! SAY WHAT ONE MORE G** D***N TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Go fondle the breasts of that pink haired, 400lb stripper babe "Missy" as seen on Big Money Hustlas. (youtube to see what I'm talkin' about) **** no. Alternative: (gets out gun aims it at your head) Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya! I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHA ****A! SAY WHAT ONE MORE G** D***N TIME! lolwut? Form a roller disco dance troupe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 No, I'm currently trying to form a Russian Hula-Ice-Skating Corp of Football Players. Go jump on the TV, and take it down in a single blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 That thing is too expensive to replace. Take luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 No, I'd rather get hit by a car...*car speeds by* Go jump on an airplane that is about to fly away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Nah, already saw the end of black sheep. ================== lolwut? PLAF! -1 extra life ...U said lolwut which is a variation thereof. ================== Someone should tease a family of wild badgers with a porky pig impersonation. To give you an idea: First 30 seconds:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMR9M379XEc&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Badgers? Badgers? I don't need no stinkin badgers! Go play Wheel of Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Never!! NO FISHY WILL GET ME!!! Go play Wheel of Torture...erm...Fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Can't. Just stepped through my time machine and am too busy playing with Vanna to be bothered. Hold your breath for 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 No, I appreciate life if you don't mind. You have a headache, go soak your head in a tub of hot water for 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Bad idea: the pain may just be because of stupidity, and a lack of brains might mean the poor sap with a headache might drown himself. Go and leave a little something on your neighbors front doorstep, then get a camera and watch the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Can't be bothered b/c someone just paid me to go do it to your porch.....ah.., nevermind. Take a shower, b/c you REALLY stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Yeah, I know. Man, your wife is damn good in bed homie. You lucked out. Okay, sure, I'll shower since I got her stank all over me--and I think I'll take her with me in the shower, too! Dammit! How many times have I told you to quit knocking fat people over?! Clean up your mess! (Speeds off in my nitro injected impreza) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 But your wife likes getting knocked down. Not my fault she's a sloppy drunk. Don't give me all your money and other worldly goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 OK. Granted, but you'll be missing out on my hordes of cool junk. I'd think you'd enjoy a plasma fire lightsaber with a 24" blue blade. But okay. Oh, man...I forgot my chainsaw. Can someone run back to my hotel room and get it? I'm gonna need it to send a message to these jury people that Forelli's cousin "is innocent". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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