Totenkopf Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 ^Actually, no, that's my stepmom and you'll have to settle for sloppy seconds. Blow it out your @ss, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Why should I? I've got balls of steel. Sloppy seconds eh? Not too sloppy there, pal...that's okay considering you're the size of a squirrel. What time is it if you're all out of gum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Time to kick @ss. Sloppy seconds eh? Not too sloppy there, pal...that's okay considering you're the size of a squirrel. Yeah, well the fact that my johnson alone is the size of a squirrel means they'll be VERY sloppy seconds for you, mate. Besides, the way you keep forgetting which thread you're in, you wouldn't realize it anyway. Go wash your mouth out with soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Why do that when it's more fun to use cand bubbles? Yeah, well the fact that my johnson alone is the size of a squirrel means they'll be VERY sloppy seconds for you, mate. Not really, considering the squirrel size is that of a newborn pinkie. Quit taking ****s in all the champagne glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 No, anyone that drinks that pi$$ won't notice anyway. Not really, considering the squirrel size is that of a newborn pinkie. Read again....my johnson is the size of a squirrel, not its "nuts". Go back to school and seduce your teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Read again....my johnson is the size of a squirrel, not its "nuts". Read again, a newborn pinkie means the size of a "whole" squirrel, and not just its nuts. You know what, that's okay. Remember that sock you put on that morning which was sticky? Well, umm, yeah. You bastard. You didn't leave any condoms... So I had to find a replacement. Go back to school and seduce your teacher. Uhh, you want me to make out with a guy? No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 C'mon, now you're just desperate. The size of a whole squirrel from nose to end of tail is much bigger than a newborn's pinky. Good thing I don't wear socks. "Now pay the price for your lack of vision.":lightning You've never had a female teacher? -------GAME--------------- Make up an excuse right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Nah I've made a bunch already. Newborn pinkie and newborn's pinkie...huge difference. (Whips out lightsaber) <Soresu lightsaber form blocks force lightning> Go rickroll someone, you filthy wench! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 *hits "Red" w/jedi mind trick and get's him to run lightsaber through his own thigh. good thing "red's" a eunuch. * No, that'd be wrong....even to your worstest enemy. Dig your own grave, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 But i'm not your son! Go eat a grenade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 There aren't any left. Go walk down a dark alley dressed like a tarted up whore in the seediest part of NY City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 ^^^Why bother, your stepmom already did that... for me... Go get me a burrito, you whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zavier Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I can't, I don't work at Taco Bell. Sorry, pal! Get me one million dollars in cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Sorry, I already wiped my ass with it all and flushed it down the toilet. My bad. Go stab off superman's head with your d*ck, run to the top of everest and yell out that you plink'd 50 dead sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Sorry, I never go sloppy seconds after you. Drop dead in a freezing desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Sorry, it's too hot out here in this desert--instead I'll snort space coke until I fly into that joint waiting for me in the sky. Pull a big azz bee hive out a tree, lose them oak drawers, and use it as a magic sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Nah. I'll leave that to you, I'm having too much fun enjoying life. Send a text to Kim Jong Il, royally ticking him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zavier Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Nah, I'm on a date. Get me an autograph signed by barack obama so I can wipe my ass with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 No dice, I could get some fawning idiot to give me a lot of $$ for that autograph. Wipe your ass with a piece of bark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 The natives have been there done that thank you--I think I'll stick with mule's ear leaves if I run out of TP rather than risk getting a cut that will turn infectious up in there. Go blow your nose with a PB&J sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zavier Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I don't like PP&Js first of all, and I don't want PB and J up my nose. Go mow my grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 It's already dead. The monkey army, well, see I lost control of it once my protegee got the impression I was going to leave him high and dry at some point. He's been on a rampage ever since. They decided to trebuchet 36 metric tons of monkey crap into your yard. Welcome to galactic paradise. Go to Metro city and beat the crap out of the Mayor, y'know that Haggar fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hah, I'll just push this little red button and nuke him instead. Turn off that damned racket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Okay, but I'll have to charge you...that'll be $5. Oh wait, you're broke. Never mind. Unless your stepmom is up to the task. Knock it off with that magic trick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Can't, your ex-protege monkey is paying me $1500 on retainer to use that trick against you. He seems quite agitated w/you btw. Go look for trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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