The Excuse Game

[Darth Avlectus]

Already did it. It was only a noise maker with no connection to the fire dept.

 

Go and rehabilitate Beavis and ButtHead.

[Totenkopf]

Can't. Busy trying to rehad the SP cast.

 

Piss off Bender and blame it on Fry.

[Ghost]

I'm in a good mood though

 

cheat death

[Alkonium]

I can beat death while playing by the rules.

 

Commandeer that ship.

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd rather destroy it.

 

Go and make a romhack out of megaman 5 for the NES that tops any romhack being made right now for other megaman titles.

[purifier]

Sorry! My romhacking abilities are all hacked out.

 

 

 

 

 

Go get godsmacked! Annnnnd LIKE IT!

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah I'd rather cut and jibe to a slipknot.

 

Stay out of my comics collection.

[Totenkopf]

Nope, trying to figure out which ones I'm going to take and which ones I can get $$ for from someone.

 

Quit washing only once a month. Where do you think this is, France?

[purifier]

HEY!..I"M - TRYING - TO - LEARN - HOW - TO - BE - GREEN....and have socialist values just like the "anointed one" wants me to do. It's a European thing damnit!

 

au revoir'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't learn english or know how to speak it, so that you may get lost when getting directions to destinations in the USA.

[Totenkopf]

Nah, I think I'll learn it so it's easier to fool the locals into thinking I actually belong here.

 

Stop it.

[purifier]

NOT NOW! NOT NOW! I'm almost there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*ahem* Keep going.

[Totenkopf]

Nah, already there.

 

Go play butthead to Geithner's Beavis.

[Darth Avlectus]

Sorry, but the only person who could pull that look off is that one guy from AC/DC and I don't think (assuming he's still alive) he'd want to hang out with such a ****ing goniff.

 

 

Go take a riding mower over a bunch of glass bottles in your yard.

[Totenkopf]

No thanks. Planted land mines out there ealier today.

 

Go remove those mines w/o a map.

[purifier]

No problem, I'll just use this here old trusty mine detec - (BOOM!)

 

 

 

 

 

GO BLOW YOUR ASS OFF!

[Totenkopf]

Can't, death doesn't actually have a body.

 

Go peel Darth Banana.

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah, I'll leave that to him ya sick bastard.

 

 

Go get in a headbutting contest w/ a unicorn.

[purifier]

Nah, watching you do it is so much more fun.

 

 

 

 

 

Since Totenkopf is the Grim Reaper, somebody become the Serial Ass Reaper.

[Hallucination]

That won't be me, I had that gig last summer and it ruined my game.

 

Since purifier is concerned with the Serial Ass Reaper, pay him a visit on your first day on the job.

[Darth Avlectus]

Umm, no. I only do willing recipients of MY choosing, and don't you dare make any cracks about farm animals--or Jae might whip you.

 

Go karaoke "we're not gonna take it".

[purifier]

I would, but Dee Snider keep's snatching the microphone away from me while saying "That's a ***king disgrace..STOP SINGING YOU DUMBASS!"

 

 

 

 

 

Somebody "Come out and play" and get twisted.

[Darth Avlectus]

I would but I have a weird thing going on in my voicebox right now.

 

 

Go buy me some tickets to go see Kiss.

[Totenkopf]

Get 'em the normal way......have your girlfriend sleep w/one of the roadies.

 

Kidnap Al Franken and hope that someone actually cares enough to pay the ransom.

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah I think I'll just toss him in the concrete mixer after I beat on him a bit...I mean that guy even gets on the nerves of other liberals and he isn't all that funny.

 

Go drop some chunks of dry ice in a pool or a spa or something.

[purifier]

Well I would, but you haven't got into one or the other yet.

 

 

 

 

 

Duct tape a lightning rod to your ass, and stand in the middle of a open field while there's lightning and rain in the area.

 

 

(I wonder if Steve-O has tried/done that yet?)