HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 nah.....wait. unless i can use it to burn my ex girldfriend's house down use green fire to burn your ex girldfriend's house down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 What a waste of green fire. Go duke it out with Solid Snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I cant, hes hiding under a box. go find Snake first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Liquid Snake was the best I could find on such short notice. Look into HockeyGoalie's issues with his ex-girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 No, I don't need someone else's luggage. Look into Alk's obsession w/Dr. Who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 No, because he might use that as an excuse to start hitting on me as well. Knock the treat out of Alex's hand in the "I'm enjoying a treat Derrick!" scenario. (Like on idiot box 9) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Naw........already been done. Find yourself a big sweeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Depends on what kind of sweeper. Go smoke your dirty bathwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 nah, i dont take baths.......... i take showers go snort a twinkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Can't, all I've got are Ho-Hos. Get new software so that you can actually give a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 can't im still pimpin with Win97(not really) go piss on Shaman Urdnot's grave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 But why do that when I do it all the time? Conquer Mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Nah, nothing there. Flushing cherry bombs down the public toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Already did it......and left no "survivors". Sink TDM's pirate ship w/a barage of the HAAAAAX!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Nah, first off, I don't want you to sink my ship, second of all it is the fastest ship in all the seven seas, savvy? Climb up to Olympus and declare war on the gods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Don't need to......they're already my bitches. Eat your monkey brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 But I'm no Monkey! Climb up to the top of Mount Wannahocalugi and declare war on the monkey brain gods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 What, you want me to slay more of my loyal subjects?!? Drink battery acid with your aspirin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I prefer my battery acid straight. Mix Gin, Rum, Vodka, Scotch, and paint, and drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I'd love to, but I just used all of my rum to paint my room. Go to the nearest university and tell the physics department chair that time dilation and time travel are exactly the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Nah, I'm too busy racking up $$$ for that laser they borrowed. Eat some cow patty 'shrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Bad Idea: I already ate them all Steal the Ebon Hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Can't steal it if I dunno where it's at. Letting your housekeeper break the news to your mom about who JillJoe really is, err was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I cant. she already knew go tell your mom that the housekeeper killed hereself after breaking such news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 No can do! My mother doesn't believe in housekeepers. I need to purify something...come over here so I can purify you of your soul, so that I may present it to the "Soul Stealing One." MUUHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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