HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 5, 2010 Posted July 5, 2010 nah.....wait. unless i can use it to burn my ex girldfriend's house down use green fire to burn your ex girldfriend's house down
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 What a waste of green fire. Go duke it out with Solid Snake.
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 I cant, hes hiding under a box. go find Snake first
Alkonium Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Liquid Snake was the best I could find on such short notice. Look into HockeyGoalie's issues with his ex-girlfriend.
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 No, I don't need someone else's luggage. Look into Alk's obsession w/Dr. Who.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 No, because he might use that as an excuse to start hitting on me as well. Knock the treat out of Alex's hand in the "I'm enjoying a treat Derrick!" scenario. (Like on idiot box 9)
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Naw........already been done. Find yourself a big sweeper.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Depends on what kind of sweeper. Go smoke your dirty bathwater.
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 nah, i dont take baths.......... i take showers go snort a twinkie
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Can't, all I've got are Ho-Hos. Get new software so that you can actually give a damn.
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 can't im still pimpin with Win97(not really) go piss on Shaman Urdnot's grave
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 But why do that when I do it all the time? Conquer Mars
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Nah, nothing there. Flushing cherry bombs down the public toilet.
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Already did it......and left no "survivors". Sink TDM's pirate ship w/a barage of the HAAAAAX!.
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Nah, first off, I don't want you to sink my ship, second of all it is the fastest ship in all the seven seas, savvy? Climb up to Olympus and declare war on the gods
Totenkopf Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 Don't need to......they're already my bitches. Eat your monkey brains.
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 But I'm no Monkey! Climb up to the top of Mount Wannahocalugi and declare war on the monkey brain gods
Totenkopf Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 What, you want me to slay more of my loyal subjects?!? Drink battery acid with your aspirin.
Alkonium Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 I prefer my battery acid straight. Mix Gin, Rum, Vodka, Scotch, and paint, and drink it.
Hallucination Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 I'd love to, but I just used all of my rum to paint my room. Go to the nearest university and tell the physics department chair that time dilation and time travel are exactly the same thing.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 Nah, I'm too busy racking up $$$ for that laser they borrowed. Eat some cow patty 'shrooms.
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 Bad Idea: I already ate them all Steal the Ebon Hawk
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Can't steal it if I dunno where it's at. Letting your housekeeper break the news to your mom about who JillJoe really is, err was...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 I cant. she already knew go tell your mom that the housekeeper killed hereself after breaking such news
purifier Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 No can do! My mother doesn't believe in housekeepers. I need to purify something...come over here so I can purify you of your soul, so that I may present it to the "Soul Stealing One." MUUHAHAHAHAHA!
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