Bokken Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted, but you become a pacifist and would rather kill yourself than fight. I wish I were a good ventriloquist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted. you become so good that you can no long talk, only your dummy can. I wish I had two four barrel shotguns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted, but you wake up with eight bullets in you. I wish I could change my screensaver sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted, but you change it into your worst nightmare. I wish I had Indiana Jones' hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted, but it gets caught in a nuclear explosion. I wish this season of Star Trek would get better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted, but by better, you mean "bitter," and the main character goes sour. I wish I had a bowl of cookiees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted. But the cookies taste horrible and are posioned I wish I could fly like superman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted, but you crash into a building and kill yourself. I wish these towels were folded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Granted, but dangit they keep un-folding themselves... I wish I could make better mods for JA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 granted. but some fan of your mod goes insane and kills you I wish I could travel to the Star Trek Universe and kill things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but one day you mess up and your target kills you... Slowly, and painfully... I wish I lived in Narnia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted. but they all hate you so they kill you and eat you while talking about boring things. I wish I was the Tenth Doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but number eleven comes along and deposes you. I wish I had a sig/avvy as cool as M@rs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but M@RS sues you for copyright infringement. I wish I was the Eleventh Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted. But he gets killed by Daleks in the first few seconds after his regeneration. I wish I was the ninth doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but since you're already the tenth doctor, you have a split personality. I wish...I wish I had Prince Caspian on DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 granted. But through a strange set of circumstances, your DVD player blows up along with your DVD. I wish I could find a worthy challenger on Battlefront 2 online Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted; she snipes you from across the battlefield and kills you. I wish it would warm up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted. It's now 100° C outside. I wish I had Series 1, 2, and 4 of Doctor Who on DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 ^ Granted, but through a mistake they are sent to the person you hate the most... I wish I was the artist for Calvin and Hobbes... I wish I had a sig/avvy as cool as M@rs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted. You attempt to revive Calvin and Hobbes, then get sued for copyright infringement. I wish I was the Eighth Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, you "were" at on point, because they fired you. I wish that I had an awesome fencing sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 ^ You "had" one but you lost it after you had a fit and threw it into the nearest river, leaving it to rust... I wish that HE didn't bite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted. HE does now. I wish people would stop doing the past tense thing to ruin wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 ^ Granted, now they use the future tense... I wish I really was a Master Swordsman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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