Endorenna Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you get flagged for using Dick and Jane responses. I wish I had a Mac computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted. It's the new MacBook air: made entirely out of air! I wish I could be as open about being bisexual as I am about being an Atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but while admitting it to your friends, you're so happy you have a heart attack. I wish that it would stop raining on my head, it's getting annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted. But now people hate you for answering yes or no I wish I was a catgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but some huge beast catches you and puts you in a stew. I wish that this wish becomes the wish of wishes und wishers, oh, and wishees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you get nailed because you use too many non-words in one sentence. I wish there was such a thing as a PS4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but it sucks and you mocked for owning one... I wish for a million dollars (Don't we all?)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 ^ Granted, but it's counterfit. (obvious ruin ) I wish my gerbils were as cute as Reepacheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but they're incredibly vain and hatch a plan to assasinate you to preserve their cuteness. I wish I had a cool and awesome snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but it doesn't like you. And it's big. I wish Eskrima wasn't so painful to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but then it's so eay, nobody wants to learn it. I wish could Sprechen Deustch Perfecten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you don't speak English well any more. I wish I remembered what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but the response is so terrible that you go crazy. I wish my laptop was faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted. It's now so fast you never have any idea what you're doing on it. I wish more robots followed the Three Laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, they all do, but life is boring so the human race destroys itself with a nuke. I wish I had a jetpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you can't control it and launch yourself into space without a spacesuit. I wish for a DC-15 blaster rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but it's so old and clunky that the gas canister explodes in your face which results in unpleasantness. I wish I had a super-flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you accidentally ignite it while cleaning the nozzle. I wish the Clone Troopers in the Clone Wars series were using Phase II Clone Armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but they weren't built for it and all die because of their lack of movement. I wish I had Phase 2 armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you realise it's really weak against bullets. I wish I had a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you crash into a tree without insurance, and the police arrest because the tree was government property and you were declared a terrorist. I wish I had a super-jet-fighter thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you don't know how to fly it, and crash it into the nearest major political building. I wish I had an ARC-170. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you don't know how to fly it and smash into a flagship. I wish my pencil had more lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you get lead poisoning. I wish I could sing better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you were so bad to begin with that the neighbor's cat kills you for singing like him. I wish I could take the text message reciever thing-a-ma-doogie off my cellphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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