The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you die of boredom.

 

I wish I had a time machine.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it's just a clock, which is a machine that tells time, and thus can be considered a time machine.

 

I wish for healing abilities like Wolverine from X-Men or Claire from Heroes.

[CommanderQ]

Granted. but because your abilities don't allow you to change and mature, you stay as a baby.

 

I wish I had adamantium claws.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but getting the adamantium into your body killed since you lack healing abilities.

 

I wish I could be more manipulative.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but nobody likes you and ships you to a Siberian work camp.

 

I wish I had a massive army of gnomes.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but they're just ordinary garden gnomes that don't do anything.

 

I wish for a bacon dispenser.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it loses control and floods your home with bacon.

 

I wish I had a steak dispenser.

[TriggerGod]

Granted, but it loses control and floods your home with bacon.

 

Whats so bad about that?

 

Granted, but it loses control, shooting you repeatedly in the eye with steak, blinding you, and now you can't find your steak. ;_;

 

I wish for a dispenser that dispenses pure awesome.

[Bokken]

Granted, but pure awesome is the true force behind the universe, and it destroys you...and the universe.

 

I wish I were an admin of the Shattered Planet SWBF2 server.

[TriggerGod]

Granted, but you are eventually spam killed by all the n00bs saying 'i r 1337'

 

I wish that humanity had common sense again.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but in its wonderful wise state of common sense, humanity has decided that we should save the galaxy....by destroying ourselves.

 

 

I wish I were a moderator or admin in any forum.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're also the only registered user.

 

I wish the Wii were as graphically capable as the 360 or the PS3.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it becomes so expensive, no one will buy it.

 

I wish I had an F-22 Raptor.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you can't get any fuel or ammunition for it.

 

I wish I had a Republic Hammerhead Cruiser.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's so top heavy that it crashes on lift-off.

 

I wish I had a super-star destroyer.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you can't get a crew together for it.

 

I wish for a Venator-class Star Destroyer.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but the Empire doesn't appreciate your being with their property, so they dispatch MY super-star destroyer to handle the problem.

 

I wish I had an AT-TE.

[Alkonium]

Granted. You're now the proud owner of an Aerial Truck Tripping Extrapolator. Whatever the hell that is.

 

I wish for a Delta-7 Aethersprite Starfighter.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but in fact, Aethersprite in another intergalactic nation means, "Aspirin." So, you're flying a giant pill.

 

I wish I had Batman's motorbike..erm..cycle thingy.

[Rinku]

Granted, but then you try to do the things Batman does and you die...

 

I wish people could read my sig.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but then nobody would be able to read anything else, yourself included.

 

I wish I had an AT-AP.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're confused by the middle leg.

 

I wish for an Eta-2 Actis Interceptor.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but while you're trying to intercept your friends, you remember that Eta actually means "Estimated time to arrival." By arrival, it meant...explosion....in 2 seconds.

 

 

I wish I had an ARC-170.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're piloting it alone, and you realise how important the other two guys are.

 

I wish for an LAAT/i

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you get the loading version, and have no weapons...oh, and several vulture droids have noticed your handy work.

 

I wish I had the Death Star.