Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted. You're tasked with watching over a Luftwaffe. I wish I had an iPhone 3G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's so expensive, that you become bankrupt. I wish I had a magic genie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but any wishes he grants are also ruined. I wish I was better at guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but in everything else you become bad at everything else. I wish I had sound killing earphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but sound's not the only thing they kill. I wish everyone who built robots took the Three Laws into consideration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but then they create the fabled, fourth law: Destroy all Humans:D I wish for a huge robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it follows your so-called Fourth Law, starting with you. I wish for a totally obedient, but extremely rude robot. Isn't that in direct conflict with the First Law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it self-destructs, trying not to conflict with already programmed laws. I wish I could build a home-made completely obedient robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it has a tendency to violently misinterpret your commands. I wish for a personal assassin droid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, it assassinates you because it is a "personal" assassination droid.... I wish that I could get some new fencing gear (@ Q - I fence too! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted. You now have the best gear for making fences. I wish for another opportunity to sing on stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 (@ Q - I fence too! ) AWESOME! Granted, but it's karaoke night. I wish I had a cool sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's purely decorative and very fragile. I wish that The Soldier's Speech from the Meet the Soldier ad for Team Fortress 2 was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but in the Soldier's mighty wisdom, he declares that you must be destroyed. I wish I had Team Fortress 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but your computer's antivirus software blocks Steam. I wish the Black Mesa mod went gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it literally becomes nothing but gold. I wish I had Half-life 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you start to think the Combine really have conquered Earth. I wish for a tuxedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's rented. I wish that I had a cool James Bond outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted. How does Honey Ryder's bikini sound? I wish for a James Bond car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's a plastic 3 inch by 5 inch car. I wish I had a tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but its stuck going in reverse. I wish I had a jetpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's stuck and you rocket toward the sun. I wish I had Boba Fett's helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's a replica with no eyeholes. I wish for a Phase II Clone Trooper helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you can't wear it. I wish I could run XSI Modtools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you have no games to use them with. I wish to be more dexterous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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