Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted. You're tasked with watching over a Luftwaffe. I wish I had an iPhone 3G.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's so expensive, that you become bankrupt. I wish I had a magic genie.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but any wishes he grants are also ruined. I wish I was better at guitar.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but in everything else you become bad at everything else. I wish I had sound killing earphones.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but sound's not the only thing they kill. I wish everyone who built robots took the Three Laws into consideration.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but then they create the fabled, fourth law: Destroy all Humans:D I wish for a huge robot.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it follows your so-called Fourth Law, starting with you. I wish for a totally obedient, but extremely rude robot. Isn't that in direct conflict with the First Law?
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it self-destructs, trying not to conflict with already programmed laws. I wish I could build a home-made completely obedient robot.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it has a tendency to violently misinterpret your commands. I wish for a personal assassin droid.
Rinku Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, it assassinates you because it is a "personal" assassination droid.... I wish that I could get some new fencing gear (@ Q - I fence too! )
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted. You now have the best gear for making fences. I wish for another opportunity to sing on stage.
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 (@ Q - I fence too! ) AWESOME! Granted, but it's karaoke night. I wish I had a cool sword.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's purely decorative and very fragile. I wish that The Soldier's Speech from the Meet the Soldier ad for Team Fortress 2 was true.
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but in the Soldier's mighty wisdom, he declares that you must be destroyed. I wish I had Team Fortress 2.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but your computer's antivirus software blocks Steam. I wish the Black Mesa mod went gold.
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it literally becomes nothing but gold. I wish I had Half-life 2.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you start to think the Combine really have conquered Earth. I wish for a tuxedo.
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's rented. I wish that I had a cool James Bond outfit.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted. How does Honey Ryder's bikini sound? I wish for a James Bond car.
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's a plastic 3 inch by 5 inch car. I wish I had a tank.
Yar-El Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but its stuck going in reverse. I wish I had a jetpack.
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's stuck and you rocket toward the sun. I wish I had Boba Fett's helmet.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but it's a replica with no eyeholes. I wish for a Phase II Clone Trooper helmet.
Bokken Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you can't wear it. I wish I could run XSI Modtools.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you have no games to use them with. I wish to be more dexterous.
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