CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but as in dexter, you meant that nerdy cartoon character. Now you are short and are unable to do much. I wish I was super-clever.
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you're clever like Luke Rattigan, and end up committing suicide to defeat the Sontarans. I wish for Paterson Joseph to get cast as the Eleventh Doctor.
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but then the role of the Eleventh Doctor is canceled. I wish I had a submachine gun.
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you can't find ammo for it. I wish for a Walther PPK.
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's a pumpkin maker...a Walther Pumpkin per kilometer:D Hee he hee I wish I had an idea of what to wish for.
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but your wish doesn't get granted. I wish you knew more about Doctor Who.
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but in the end, I know too much, and plan an invasion of the world. I wish I had a thicker coat.
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted. It's now so thick it crushes you. I wish UNIT was real and I worked for them.
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, you work for them, but they are declared a terrorist group and nuked. I wish I had a Nuke.
TriggerGod Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 granted, but it goes off too soon, and blows you up. I wish for something.
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but that something is my nuke rocketing towards your position:D I wish I knew what to wish for...
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, you wish for a crappy computer to replace the Alienware PC you got for Christmas... I wish I was fluent in Gaelic...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you forget English. I wish I was fluent in Italian.
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but the Godfather doesn't appreciate it and sends a hitman after you. I wish I were completely fluent in my German.
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you realise it wasn't that hard due to a sentence structure very similar to that of English. I wish I could speak Judoon.
Hallucination Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but no one else speaks it so you get sent to an asylum for being crazy. I wish I could quit you.
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement. I wish I could just wish away my problems.
Hallucination Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you spend all your days wishing away your problems, which are becoming more and more numerous. I wish I had a perfectly edible piece of pork schnitzel in front of me, with a side of sauerkraut.
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's encased in glass box, and breaking it would get shards in the food. I wish I could successfully market food condiments as facial cosmetic products.
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you're sued after a lady gets mustard in her eyes... I wish the gaelic saying I put wasn't so butchered...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but now you seem pretentious. I wish I could get that annoying history paper finished.
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you rush so it sucks and you fail... I wish I wished a wish... ??
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's not granted. I wish I could come up with wittier responses.
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's so witty, you witty yourself into wittle bit of a bad problem with the Admins. I wish I had the power of the force.
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you accidentally blast a hole in the wall, that you now have to pay for, or build... I wish I wasn't tired...
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