CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but as in dexter, you meant that nerdy cartoon character. Now you are short and are unable to do much. I wish I was super-clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but you're clever like Luke Rattigan, and end up committing suicide to defeat the Sontarans. I wish for Paterson Joseph to get cast as the Eleventh Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but then the role of the Eleventh Doctor is canceled. I wish I had a submachine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you can't find ammo for it. I wish for a Walther PPK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's a pumpkin maker...a Walther Pumpkin per kilometer:D Hee he hee I wish I had an idea of what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but your wish doesn't get granted. I wish you knew more about Doctor Who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but in the end, I know too much, and plan an invasion of the world. I wish I had a thicker coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted. It's now so thick it crushes you. I wish UNIT was real and I worked for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, you work for them, but they are declared a terrorist group and nuked. I wish I had a Nuke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 granted, but it goes off too soon, and blows you up. I wish for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but that something is my nuke rocketing towards your position:D I wish I knew what to wish for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, you wish for a crappy computer to replace the Alienware PC you got for Christmas... I wish I was fluent in Gaelic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you forget English. I wish I was fluent in Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but the Godfather doesn't appreciate it and sends a hitman after you. I wish I were completely fluent in my German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you realise it wasn't that hard due to a sentence structure very similar to that of English. I wish I could speak Judoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but no one else speaks it so you get sent to an asylum for being crazy. I wish I could quit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement. I wish I could just wish away my problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you spend all your days wishing away your problems, which are becoming more and more numerous. I wish I had a perfectly edible piece of pork schnitzel in front of me, with a side of sauerkraut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's encased in glass box, and breaking it would get shards in the food. I wish I could successfully market food condiments as facial cosmetic products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you're sued after a lady gets mustard in her eyes... I wish the gaelic saying I put wasn't so butchered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but now you seem pretentious. I wish I could get that annoying history paper finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you rush so it sucks and you fail... I wish I wished a wish... ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's not granted. I wish I could come up with wittier responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but it's so witty, you witty yourself into wittle bit of a bad problem with the Admins. I wish I had the power of the force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you accidentally blast a hole in the wall, that you now have to pay for, or build... I wish I wasn't tired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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