Alkonium Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Granted, but people think they're regular bullets. I wish I had a gun that fired mayonnaise.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted. But it clogs up your gun and the gun backfires on you I wish I had a bazooka that fired Pizzas
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but they don't go far due to not being aerodynamic. I wish for a disc launcher of some sort loaded with pizza.
TriggerGod Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 granted, but its bad pizzas (the kind that go right through ya) I wish chev was more normal.
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but everybody is driven crazy by the sudden change. I wish I had machine-gun capable of over 10,000 rounds a second....and fires marshmallows.
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but they're flaming marshmallows. I wish for smores.
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but they are old smores and give you food-poisoning. I wish I had a flamethrower that launched whipped-cream.
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but it's flaming whipped cream. I wish to know the Ultimate Question, if the Ultimate Answer is 42.
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but the ultimate question is so easy that you go crazy. I wish I had an iron forehead:D
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted. But someone whacks you in the head with a steel 2x4 I wish I had an Endless supplu of pizza
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but you find out that supplu means poisoning in some obscure language. I wish to go forward in time to see the Tenth Doctor regenerate into the Eleventh Doctor.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted. but you're caught up in the energy and you end up having your brain fried I wish I was a lightsaber
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but you're poorly constructed. I wish to make a living off driving people mad.
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but then somebody sues you and you can't pay the fee forced upon you=prison...for psychos. I wish I had a lie detector that worked.
Bokken Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, it detects lies like a metal detector, and since lies aren't tangible, it doesn't work. I wish I had a Large Cherry Coke from Sonic.
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but it's so large that you fall in it and our unable to swim due to its sweetness...and you drown. I wish I had a B-17 Flying Fortress.
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but the fuel costs bankrupt you. I wish I had a flying Aircraft Carrier.
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but it isn't aerodynamic and once again, the fuel prices go up 10 fold, bankrupting you as well. I wish I had an environment friendly battle tank:D
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but it lacks weapons in order to be environment friendly. I wish I had a TX-130-S.
CommanderQ Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but that, in fact, is a number for transfer to a loony bin. I wish I had a totally awesomesauce airplane.
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, you have an airplane made entirely out of sauce. I wish I had an AAT.
CommanderQ Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but it is quickly outclassed and obsolete. I wish I had a Clone Turbo Tank:D
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but you overdo the turbo and crash. I wish I had an MTT.
CommanderQ Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, Mountain Torture Test. I wish I had an HMMVW.
Andurilblade Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but when you go to get it insured, nobody can figure out what it is, and then it breaks. I wish my dog's nose would stop running.
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