Alkonium Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Granted, but people think they're regular bullets. I wish I had a gun that fired mayonnaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted. But it clogs up your gun and the gun backfires on you I wish I had a bazooka that fired Pizzas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but they don't go far due to not being aerodynamic. I wish for a disc launcher of some sort loaded with pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 granted, but its bad pizzas (the kind that go right through ya) I wish chev was more normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but everybody is driven crazy by the sudden change. I wish I had machine-gun capable of over 10,000 rounds a second....and fires marshmallows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but they're flaming marshmallows. I wish for smores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but they are old smores and give you food-poisoning. I wish I had a flamethrower that launched whipped-cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but it's flaming whipped cream. I wish to know the Ultimate Question, if the Ultimate Answer is 42. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but the ultimate question is so easy that you go crazy. I wish I had an iron forehead:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted. But someone whacks you in the head with a steel 2x4 I wish I had an Endless supplu of pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but you find out that supplu means poisoning in some obscure language. I wish to go forward in time to see the Tenth Doctor regenerate into the Eleventh Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted. but you're caught up in the energy and you end up having your brain fried I wish I was a lightsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but you're poorly constructed. I wish to make a living off driving people mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but then somebody sues you and you can't pay the fee forced upon you=prison...for psychos. I wish I had a lie detector that worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, it detects lies like a metal detector, and since lies aren't tangible, it doesn't work. I wish I had a Large Cherry Coke from Sonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but it's so large that you fall in it and our unable to swim due to its sweetness...and you drown. I wish I had a B-17 Flying Fortress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but the fuel costs bankrupt you. I wish I had a flying Aircraft Carrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but it isn't aerodynamic and once again, the fuel prices go up 10 fold, bankrupting you as well. I wish I had an environment friendly battle tank:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but it lacks weapons in order to be environment friendly. I wish I had a TX-130-S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but that, in fact, is a number for transfer to a loony bin. I wish I had a totally awesomesauce airplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, you have an airplane made entirely out of sauce. I wish I had an AAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but it is quickly outclassed and obsolete. I wish I had a Clone Turbo Tank:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but you overdo the turbo and crash. I wish I had an MTT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, Mountain Torture Test. I wish I had an HMMVW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but when you go to get it insured, nobody can figure out what it is, and then it breaks. I wish my dog's nose would stop running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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