CommanderQ Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, it starts walking instead. I wish that there was such a thing as teleportation.
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but it's not perfected yet, and after using it, your molecules are rearranged the wrong way and you die a gruesome, horrible, bloody, and messy death. I wish for more Doctor Who this year.
Bokken Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but there's so much Doctor Who that the series comes to an end. I wish I understood Doctor Who.
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but since you know have all the knowledge of a Time Lord in your human brain, you die. I wish Tysyacha would update her Mass Effect fanfic more frequently.
CommanderQ Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, it comes so often, it is impossible to read. I wish I had boots of justice and a blaster of solitude:D
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but your blaster of solitude renders you utterly alone. I wish for the song "This is Gallifrey: Our Childhood, Our Home" to play whenever I walk.
Bokken Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but you are compelled to run everywhere. I wish I were as good a tactician as Hannibal.
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but you're bested by someone who wished to be a better tactician than Hannibal. I wish I were a better tactician than Hannibal.
LordOfTheFish Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted but your bested by someone who wished to be a better tactician than you. I wish I were a better tactician than Alkonium.
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but I then wish to be a better tactician than myself.
Bokken Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but you develop two personalities; Jeckyll and Hyde, which proceed to kill each other. I wish I were as good a fighter as Ajax the Trojan warrior.
CommanderQ Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but Ahammer smashes you. I wish I had an MP44.
Alkonium Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, you now have an Mpeg Layer-44 file. Not sure what use it is, though. I wish for all Anime and Manga shown in the Western World to be badly translated.
CommanderQ Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Grantedm they are so badly translated that they are not successful and fade into the past, and everyone is mad at you for wishing that, so an angry mob.....handles you. I wish that TV wasn't so bad.
Alkonium Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but you go mad trying to decide between awesome shows to watch. I wish to know the Eleventh Doctor's catchphrase.
CommanderQ Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but that is the only thing you know, and continuosly repeat over and over. I wish I had a super grenade launcher.
Alkonium Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, it launches super grenades, with a blast radius you always seem to get caught in, no matter how far away you fire them. I wish for a crowbar launcher.
CommanderQ Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but it's like a boomerang, and it comes back at you. I wish I had a time machine.
Alkonium Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 How does the original from H. G. Wells' book The Time Machine sound? I wish I had an ASHPD (Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device)
Astrotoy7 Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, just wait til fat convention dudes dressed as Spock & Data finish with it. I wish I had a non romantic date with Liverpool captain, Steven Gerrard mtfbwya
Hallucination Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but you regret that it was non-romantic shortly after finding out what a great guy he is. Also, you find out that you're gay. I wish all music was like the 80's music.
Bokken Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but all of the singers get arrested because the only way to make that music is to be on LSD. I wish that the sudden fascination with ninjas and Asian comics in the US would rapidly die.
Alkonium Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Granted, but it's replaced by a fascination with drinking bleach. I wish I could scam people using religion.
Astrotoy7 Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Granted, but that religion is buddhism, so nothing you say or do really exists. I wish I could travel back in time and become famous by catching Jack The Ripper mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Granted, but afterwards, you remember hearing that Jack the Ripper was caught by an someone completely unknown, and you never think it's you from the future, and you never think to go back and do, causing a massive paradox. I wish for ultimate understanding of temporal mechanics.
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