Bokken Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, but you have the body of an ant. I wish Star Wars: Battlefront III would actually be made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, but it's made 150 years after your death....at 113, waiting for the game. I wish I had Battlefront 3, right now:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted. But you don't have the system to play it on I wish I loved in Red Formans house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but doing so counts as a break in. I wish I could wallrun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but now you can't walk. I wish I could use the MATRIX!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted. But your spine sockets are faulty and you get plugged into the disney channel instead I wish I could get the assemble the religious and scientific leaders of the world and make them start a fight club. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but the police raid the place and all the religous and scientific leaders blame it on you. I wish I had a riot police shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but people think you're a police officer and start a riot all around you. Shields only cover one side. I wish the next president were a lesbian and did the whole 'first family' thing with her wife and three kids, two adopted Chinese daughters (who are hot) and one stem-cell built test-tube baby (who is also hot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but she gets assassinated by some bigot shortly after the inauguration. I wish for the next Prime Minister of Canada or the next President of the United States, whichever comes first, to be an openly bisexual Atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted. But he/she is also openly a monkey and throws poop at you. I wish the ultra rich could be made to swim through manure to prove their worth as manure swimmers. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted. But they make you swim through manure shortly after I wish I was the original Numa Numa guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted. But instead you become a large wild cat wearing sports gear and end up being the Puma Puma guy. I wish I could pull a hat out of a rabbit mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but it's covered in rabbit blood, and that's impossible to get out. I wish you were a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted .However, Mr Darwin was wrong, and I actually was created by a magical giant in the sky after all I wish Mr Darwin was a magical giant in the sky mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but he's not a god, he's just a magical giant. I wish for a world without religious intolerance, or religious hindrance of progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted. But then you learn lesbian mud wrestling is a religion and you become a pious man I wish for a world religiously and intolerantly hindering people as it progresses (in its orbit around the sun) mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but you could never make this post because the internet never existed due to religions hindering progress. I wish for Earth to strongly resemble Coruscant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted. Unfortunately, you have severe vertigo and cant leave the house, so it might as well be like Earth. Heck it probably was all along....! I wish for subatomic particles to be sentient and go on strike when they dont feel like being part of matter. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but that includes the ones you're made up of. I wish to conquer the world using a religion that worships bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but people find out you believe in neither religion nor bacon. I wish people would leave religion and politics out of these topics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but now it's much less interesting. I wish for bacon mixed with fudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but it tastes so awe full it will never enter production. I wish I could find the time to play WoW again. I have the opposite-addict syndrome. I don't have the time to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted; you found the time, but you don't like WoW any more. I wish for fudge mixed with turkey bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but you eat it, and the chemical reaction forces your stomach to explode. I wish I had tons of tons of BACON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but it falls on top of you, crushing you to death. I wish for a wish, which wish has no loophole whereby it may be ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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