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Granted. But your spine sockets are faulty and you get plugged into the disney channel instead

 

I wish I could get the assemble the religious and scientific leaders of the world and make them start a fight club.

 

mtfbwya

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Granted, but people think you're a police officer and start a riot all around you. Shields only cover one side. :(

 

I wish the next president were a lesbian and did the whole 'first family' thing with her wife and three kids, two adopted Chinese daughters (who are hot) and one stem-cell built test-tube baby (who is also hot).

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Granted, but she gets assassinated by some bigot shortly after the inauguration.

 

I wish for the next Prime Minister of Canada or the next President of the United States, whichever comes first, to be an openly bisexual Atheist.

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Granted. But he/she is also openly a monkey and throws poop at you.

 

I wish the ultra rich could be made to swim through manure to prove their worth as manure swimmers.

 

mtfbwya

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Granted. But then you learn lesbian mud wrestling is a religion and you become a pious man

 

I wish for a world religiously and intolerantly hindering people as it progresses (in its orbit around the sun)

 

mtfbwya

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Granted, but you could never make this post because the internet never existed due to religions hindering progress.

 

I wish for Earth to strongly resemble Coruscant.

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Granted. Unfortunately, you have severe vertigo and cant leave the house, so it might as well be like Earth. Heck it probably was all along....!

 

I wish for subatomic particles to be sentient and go on strike when they dont feel like being part of matter.

 

mtfbwya

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Granted, but people find out you believe in neither religion nor bacon.

 

I wish people would leave religion and politics out of these topics!

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Granted, but it tastes so awe full it will never enter production.

 

I wish I could find the time to play WoW again. I have the opposite-addict syndrome. I don't have the time to play :xp:

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