CommanderQ Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, it ends up that the Kwan Dao was a mystical flower from space....and it's net worth is nothing, so here's your flower!! I wish Ebay was more reliable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, but now it's too reliable. I wish I could have come up with something better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, but better is relative... I wish I were openly trisexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, but your attraction to the third sex is wasted since you can't find anyone who fits that description, so to avoid sounding like an idiot, you describe yourself as bisexual. I wish I was more openly bisexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted. But due to a lack of vocabulary prowess, you really wish you were more of a bicycle. I wish I could engineer a banana that makes monkeys evolve at the rate of 100,000 years per banana. Meaning that in a few weeks, monkeys will develop warp capability and telekinetic poop throwing. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted, but they soon discover the ability of betrayal and toos you off a cliff. I wish I had an army of sophisticated apes who made nuclear weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted, but they ask you to hand inspect every one of them. And they're very unstable. I wish I had a giant cardboard cake that contained a living 700-pound gorilla who obeyed my every command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted. But your commands are muffled out by the momentous mounds of poop you become ensnared in. Without these commands, the 700 pound gorilla destroys the fabric of space-time. I wish I could make a unicorn whose horn was a refueling station mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted, but it crashes, and it's filled with gasoline, so....you know what happens. I wish I could make a grenade launcher out of pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted, but it doesn't work. I wish my one exam was sooner so I could enjoy more Winter-een-mas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted, it's at this moment, and you're totally unprepared for it:D I wish I knew the exact location of the Ark of the Covenant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Granted, but you forget to close your eyes. I wish for blindingly bright eyes and a compulsion to say "BURN WITH ME" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Granted. But your bright eyes affect hearing, and people believe you say "BURP WITH ME". Belching ensues. I wish the tops of peoples heads were transperent, so you could see when they were 'going crazy' and hence avoid them like the plague mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Granted, but people just act indifferent because transparent heads become normal. I wish to find myself in this situation (as either one of them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Granted. But unfortunately you find neither them nor yourself as the page 404'd I wish I could find a buyer for my childrens toy design: "The Ass Eating Ape" mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Granted, but it's not marketed as a children's toy. I wish for mercenaries that demanded payment in dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but there's a reason they're cheap as dirt. I wish I owned the world's most successful strudelhaus, which earned its position by serving awesome strudels and for having exceptionally attractive waitresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but the strudels are so awesome because they're laced with LSD. I wish for an Element to be named Boxygen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted. But its hard to get hold of because Mike Tyson bit off its ear I wish my toy design, "Ass Eating Ape" was less popular with the gay community, and less feared by the Donkey community mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but now it doesn't sell at all. I wish I knew why Astrotoy7 was trying to market that thing in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but now Astro has to kill you. I wish I had the HOLY GRAIL!!! BWAHAHAHAAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but I don't know what you'd want with a two millennia old corpse. I wish to find myself in a situation where I can ask about being enemies with benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, you find yourself in the situation soon and the benefits are as followed: Fight, and die slowly Don't fight, and die quickly Your enemy is loving:D I wish I found myself in a situation to find extra-terrestrial thingys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted. They're the Daleks. I wish for Canada to have an equivalent of the fictional Torchwood Institute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, it does, but at the price that it must be top secret to all but one person...me:D I wish I had could have my very own nuclear silo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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