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Granted, but your attraction to the third sex is wasted since you can't find anyone who fits that description, so to avoid sounding like an idiot, you describe yourself as bisexual.

 

I wish I was more openly bisexual.

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Granted. But due to a lack of vocabulary prowess, you really wish you were more of a bicycle.

 

I wish I could engineer a banana that makes monkeys evolve at the rate of 100,000 years per banana. Meaning that in a few weeks, monkeys will develop warp capability and telekinetic poop throwing.

 

mtfbwya

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Granted, but they ask you to hand inspect every one of them. And they're very unstable.

 

 

I wish I had a giant cardboard cake that contained a living 700-pound gorilla who obeyed my every command.

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Granted. But your commands are muffled out by the momentous mounds of poop you become ensnared in. Without these commands, the 700 pound gorilla destroys the fabric of space-time.

 

I wish I could make a unicorn whose horn was a refueling station

 

mtfbwya

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Granted. But your bright eyes affect hearing, and people believe you say "BURP WITH ME". Belching ensues.

 

I wish the tops of peoples heads were transperent, so you could see when they were 'going crazy' and hence avoid them like the plague

 

mtfbwya

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Granted. But unfortunately you find neither them nor yourself as the page 404'd

 

I wish I could find a buyer for my childrens toy design: "The Ass Eating Ape"

 

mtfbwya

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Granted, but there's a reason they're cheap as dirt.

 

 

I wish I owned the world's most successful strudelhaus, which earned its position by serving awesome strudels and for having exceptionally attractive waitresses.

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Granted. But its hard to get hold of because Mike Tyson bit off its ear

 

I wish my toy design, "Ass Eating Ape" was less popular with the gay community, and less feared by the Donkey community

 

mtfbwya

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Granted, but I don't know what you'd want with a two millennia old corpse.

 

I wish to find myself in a situation where I can ask about being enemies with benefits.

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Granted, you find yourself in the situation soon and the benefits are as followed:

 

Fight, and die slowly

 

Don't fight, and die quickly

 

Your enemy is loving:D

 

 

I wish I found myself in a situation to find extra-terrestrial thingys.

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