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Thats right, the biggest holiday for pastafarians, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is almost upon us, which I'm positive is why all of the holiday and party related stores around me have more pirate costumes than say during say Holiday, Ramendan or Pastover.

So, anyone else plan on celebrating this Friday?

And if not, why do you hate the planet?

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Hmm ... I guess being a Pirate AND a Ninja s out of the question.

The first Hybrid?

But trying to come up with a word always leads me to the same one.

Pingu. (Pinja just sounds too ... ugh ... )

But, alas, copyright would sear the pants off my wood-legged invisible legs.

 

iI will be sure to celebrate until all stores of my town have been plundered and I can escape the gallows before my most un-trustful, and unfriendly Law Enforcement catch me.

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That's the one thing I don't like about Pastafarianism; systemic discrimination against Team Ninja :(

 

I'll probably spend the day sulking.

 

I actually believe that pastafarians can celebrate both ITLAPD and Stalk Like a Ninja Day due to our complete lack of any religious dogma what soever, and our flimsy moral standards pretty much allow us to bend the rules in any way we want without a care in the world.

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