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(That'll teach it).

 

According to Urban Dictionary, Shoot The **** is a phrase which means...

 

"To chat idly about things that neither person involved in the conversation will be likely to remember."

 

Sounds like a good topic of discussion for the Internet for me!

 

To start things off: sentences that run off for so long that they stop making sense, like the above sentence I used before, and also this one now that I stop to think about it for a cotton picking minute (what was I talking about again?)

 

Edit: The LucasForums Police Force have slammed down on my rude word -- but we all know the one I mean!

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In my mind it conjures images of tweed clad gentlemen in the English countryside useing excrement as a substitute for clay pigeons.

 

Is that too memorable?

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Haha that's wondeful. "I say, jeeves, I feel like shooting **** today instead of pigeons or poor people! Be a good chap and **** out some **** for me, then throw the **** into the air so that I can shoot it. Be sure to throw it high though, or I'll shoot your bottom, and I know you don't want to happen again!"

 

Was that cruel to tweed clad English gentelmen? Are there any that look at this site?

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So does Jeeves have to provide his own propulsion, so to speak, or is he allowed to use a catapult or something?

 

Indeed are the ****ting and launching of the **** to be two separate tasks? I don't think we should let Jeeves cheat now.

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Heh when I read your post I was like "what's a Scout? Is that a like a Scot or something?" and I even Googled it until I realised how forgetful I've been... it's one of those days!

 

Apart Jeeves: perhaps he would be forced to swallow the lethal concoction of chicken vindaloo with, I dunno, baking soda and fizzy water. Like a paper mache volcano, only messier.

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what's a Scout?

 

Oh dear Gabez, have you started putting sugar in your tea? We warned you about that.

 

I used to love being a scout. You get something out of camping with your mates you that you can't find anywhere else.

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I was a Scout trainee for a while, but left before I swore my oath of allegiance to the Queen. I was one of the Woodcraft folk for a while, though... they're like the Scouts, but more hippyish.

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"Swearing allegience to the Queen".

 

I called that a white lie :D

 

The Queen Scout award is the highest possible reward, before the Silver Wolf. It's definitely something to be proud of.

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My father was a Queen Scout. Apparently that was something to be proud of.

 

Would it be frowned upon if I made a joke about how that sounds pretty gay? Or maybe some comment gay pride being so big now there's a scout badge for it? How about if I use the old "no offense" caveat?

 

Really? Because I thought it was pretty funny :(

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What I had to swear was "To do my duty to God and to the Queen".

 

My view was that I had no particular obligations to the Queen and God doesn't exist so there were no actual duties to perform. That meant I could quite happily swear to do my duty all day long because it didn't mean anything.

 

Plus I was 12 and we played with fire, so I would probably have rationalised stomping kittens to death if that's what it took to join in.

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We're not shooting enough ****

 

*turns up dial*

 

I wish we had a queen. Lucky british people.

 

Good grief why? I mean the royal family are occasionally entertaining (I love the Duke of Edinburgh, he's hilarious) but mostly they're just a pointless relic.

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Good grief why? I mean the royal family are occasionally entertaining (I love the Duke of Edinburgh, he's hilarious) but mostly they're just a pointless relic.

Yeah, I agree. I wasn't very serious about that one. Although I'm sure it would be (as you say) occasionally entertaining.

But on the other side, isn't it odd to not have a president? (even if is just the same thing with a different title). Pointless topic really, but it's **** to shoot at.

 

By the way: **** stands for Grog right? Shoot the Grog? no? what about shoot the mojo? ok-ok, I'm leaving.

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I thought I'd share a link to some of Prince Philip's famous quotes.

 

When visiting China in 1986, he told a group of British students, "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed"

 

This man goes on official state visits representing my nation. Makes me ... proud?

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"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

 

You should be proud! this is priceless.

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