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Hear ye, hear ye! all faithful members of Razputin's Domain!

 

The SSPP, headed by His Holiness Darathy, wishes to gain your most valuable votes for President of Ahto! With the SSPP in power (here are more details on our most experienced positions), we shall achieve a state of Progress never before witnessed in Ahto before! We stand for HOPE, CHANGE, and PROGRESS!

 

 

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And remember! "A vote for SSPP is a vote for real PROGRESS!"

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In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?

Only the most kickass utility to have ever existed:

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To Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Glorioufly Reigning fendeth greetings in our Lady Stoffe Thrice-Wise.

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To His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio, The citizens and peafants of my jurifdictions fend their fincereft greetings, by Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto.

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To Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Gloriously Reigning, and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio in yond Empire of Crocodilopolis fendeth thanks for the fincere greetings of said most efteemed personage, and fends a gift of tennis balls to him.

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To His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Gloriously Reigning, and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio in yond Empire of Crocodilopolis, Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto fends the tennis ball back into thine court.

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To Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Gloriously Reigning, and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio in yond Empire of Crocodilopolis declareth "deuce".

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