igyman Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Just can't decide...the first post in the thread that i saw looked like it was cut off. I can't tell what i'm missing. I'd also like all the parties to say what they stand for. I'v been looking through the thread but all i see is attacks on the other parties If I may suggest that you place your vote in a party that didn't participate in these attacks, but has only defended itself when attacked - vote GDP, it's not too late to make a positive change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 SWK People's Party: More girls per capita than any other party. You have my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Alrighty...either the GPD, the SSP, or the SWK. I need time to think on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Alrighty...either the GPD, the SSP, or the SWK. I need time to think on this. You'd vote for a Global Dictatorial Party, a Sith Supremacist party or the Moderators (which are all basically the same suppressing dictators)? Why not DSMALL? Freedom and have Sabre shout around as president. It'll be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I have no clue what any of these parties stand for. All i see are parties bashing one another. We should have a thread that has no bashing at all. A thread that simply says who the parties are and what they plan to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 SSP stands for everything good in the Forums, vote for them and the golden age will come!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 The Golden Age Of the Sith? That right theres a third degree burn in my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 The Sith? Nah, The Golden Age of Ahto! The Sith will have little influnece, I imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 SSPP stands for Sith Supremacists for Progress Party; the Sith part makes it perfectly clear what this party is about. We of the GDP, despite being unfairly compared to monsters who called themselves dictators, but were actually tyrants, are the only party that can bring Order into the shattered land of Ahto. To do that, we require Your trust. Help ensure Peace, Unity and Prosperity by granting us your vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Just because the word Sith is used, doesn't mean that they will utterly destroy the forums! The SSPP garuntees all the things igyman promised! AND MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 The Sith? Nah, The Golden Age of Ahto! The Sith will have little influnece, I imagine. Haha, I doubt that. * loves me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Just because the word Sith is used, doesn't mean that they will utterly destroy the forums! The SSPP garuntees all the things igyman promised! AND MORE! I fear, dear journalist, that you have been a victim of a devious Sith Mind Trick. I can find no other explanation for your strange behavior. If this is the future the SSPP brings to these forums, then we must all do our best to prevent it, lest we become brainwashed drones. Vote GDP! Stay in the Light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Betrayer Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Just because the word Sith is used, doesn't mean that they will utterly destroy the forums! The SSPP garuntees all the things igyman promised! AND MORE! Because we have already established that the SSPP is comprised of Sith, I would back-up the claim that the SSPP will destroy the forum, because that is what Sith do. Destroy the whole planet. Darth Malak expended tremendous resources in an attempt to locate and capture her. Malak nearly succeeded when his apprentice, Darth Bandon, led an attack on Bastila's ship, the Endar Spire. Bastila, among other Republic soldiers, was forced to evacuate via an escape pod. She crashed into the lower levels of Taris, and, to prevent her from leaving, Malak blockaded the planet. Later becoming impatient, and not wanting Bastila to escape, he ordered Admiral Saul Karath to destroy the planet, proving himself more than his former Masters' equal when it came to bloodlust and brutality. The admiral tentatively agreed. You see? Darth Malak is a Dark Lord of the Sith, and that's what happens when you put one of them in charge. Next. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan In the absence of the Senate, Palpatine had established an environment where even his subordinates were capable of terrible atrocities against sentients. From the very beginning of its design, it was intended that the Death Star be capable of destroying entire planets. But most Imperial strategists were certain that the threat alone would be enough to keep most worlds in line. Tarkin felt differently; as he saw it, the Rebels were growing bolder, and only a very public demonstration of the battlestation's power against a Rebel target would succeed in giving them pause. His argument convinced Palpatine. So Palpatine approved in advance the destruction of a planet—and thereby the mass murder of its entire population. He knew it would be used on an inhabited world. But he did not know in advance that it was to be Alderaan. Tarkin alone made this decision, facing down even Vader to do so. If Palpatine knew about Tarkin's intent from that point onward, it would only be because Vader made a report to him after the decision was made, but before the station entered the Alderaan system and carried out its mission, an act that, by current estimates, caused the deaths of 1,999,940,000 sentient beings. Now, it might seem at first that this was a course of action Tarkin alone chose to take. But as you can see, "Palpatine approved in advance the destruction of a planet—and thereby the mass murder of its entire population". Also, he "caused the deaths of 1,999,940,000 sentient beings." Palpatine is a Sith Lord, and that's what happens when you put the Sith in charge. I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I am not a brainwashed drone! How dare you say that I have fallen under the spell of a Sith mind trick! Impossible! Journalists are immune to such things, just look at Fox news, heh, oh, not a good example... Do not listen to the words of Igyman! He is probably trying to decieve the fair people of the forum! Do not listen to such lies, the SSPP, I believe, have much truth in everything they say! At least, I am sure. I know Igyman doesn't know the truth! I'm not mind-controlled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Yes, just as I thought. A classic case of Mind Trick. Do not worry, citizens, for should the GDP be elected, we will put a stop to all forms of corruption. Vote GDP, you can still make a change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Betrayer Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Breaking news! Ahto Police officials have just recovered some documents from an Ahto Intelligence Agency (AIA) Communications cruiser which was shot down by unknown individuals. Obviously, the shooters didn't want the documents to reach AIA. Here are the documents: Ah! It all makes sense now. DSMALL/SSPP members shot down the cruiser so that their plans of destruction won't be exposed. AIA agents tried to contact Hukta Jax (recon team leader) only to find debris of his cruiser (The Thinker) above Manaan. It is presumed that Hukta Jax is dead, more updates soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Hmmmm...I never really liked the selkath but wow, that's just evil. I ask SSPP and DSMALL, is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Does it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 yes...yes it does. If the weapons had markings of both parties, it raises some serious questions about the true intentions of SSPP and DSMALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Betrayer Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 BREAKING NEWS!AIA agents have recovered the plans for Nuclear Bombs in DSMALL Headquarters. 1 of these bombs can destroy a whole city, and there are 5 of them in production! One can only speculate what DSMALL is up to. Currently, we have been unable to reach DSMALL for comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 ALL LIES. The DSMALL supports not anarchy. And using bombs to start a war isn't anarchy, it's what a democracy would do (or it's leaders). Also, dare I say it, this sounds fishy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Betrayer Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 BREAKING NEWS! The debris of the earlier destroyed AIA cruiser, Thinker have been spotted and recovered. According to scientists, there's a huge probability that the ship was destroyed by the latest turbo-laser technology. The cruiser is famous because it was the ship of AIA agent Hukta Jax who made a recon report that exposed the production of nuclear bombs and the stockpiling of illegal weapons. This has been Shraim Banz, live at Ahto News Studio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 All lies you say....hmm....I wonder what the people is DSMALL are really up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Folks, here we are at the CQBC! We have news from our "sources" in other rival Stations and parties and produced information that Weapons of Mass Destruction are probably soon to be tested on key Ahto Areas!!! We advise you to stay in your homes until a proper military alert takes place and all are evacuated to avoid NUCLEAR EXPOSURE! In the mean time, you can prepare reservations for your own room in, THE VAULT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarfieldJL Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I am not a brainwashed drone! How dare you say that I have fallen under the spell of a Sith mind trick! Impossible! Journalists are immune to such things, just look at Fox news, heh, oh, not a good example... Hey no bashing Fox News, that's bashing the wrong Network, every other Network is fair game in that regard especially in 2008, just not Fox News. [sarcasm]But we all know the Mainstream media is a nonpartisan group, like ACORN.[/sarcasm] Do not listen to the words of Igyman! He is probably trying to decieve the fair people of the forum! Do not listen to such lies, the SSPP, I believe, have much truth in everything they say! At least, I am sure. I know Igyman doesn't know the truth! I'm not mind-controlled! Instead of arguing about who gives the most promises how about people go for the party that has actually brought about change rather than just talking about it every year. Vote the Jawa Liberation Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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