The What if game

[Darth Avlectus]

You mean they aren't? (BTW, my question was metroids vs Pinface)

 

What if you were a bumper on a car?

[Totenkopf]

Then you'd be in a for a bumpy existence.

 

What if you actually had to face off vs a video game hero or villian come to life?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd hope if it was V2 of Dracula and I was in Simon Belmont's place, that my life (as well as my now cursed town) didn't hang in the balance based on some cheat guide not available to me.

 

What if you were an electric switch?

[HockeyGoalie35]

i'd get a jolt every time i got turned on.

 

What if the universe and our existinece was a dream from the mind of a sleeping duck?

[purifier]

Well no wonder our world is such a cluster****. That explains eeeeeverything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What if Wonder Woman came after you, to teach you a lesson for your crimes of injustice?

[Totenkopf]

In the new outfit or the old one?

 

What if she looked like a moistened bint?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then she just would, no questions asked

 

What if she killed Brittney Spears for being an idiot

[Darth Avlectus]

She did, but there's an indestructible cloning machine somewhere that reproduces idiot people.

 

What if Brock Samson was really pro wrestler Sid justice? (Seriously, I can NOT be the only person to recognize this!!!)

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then he would quit and move to paru to heard llamas.

 

What if Eddie Murphey's girlfriend is lady gaga

[Sabretooth]

Would make his character in Dr. Dolittle more believable.

 

What can change the nature of a man?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Let's not go there!

 

What if Clint Eastwood directed the back to the future series?

[Darth Avlectus]

^^^That would be interesting. I'd love to see the differences in his style as opposed to Alan Silvestri.

 

What if you "woke up with the [burger] king" at your service?

[Totenkopf]

I'd have everything "my way" (kind of like Frank Sinatra).

 

What if there were aliens on this planet and you accidentally discovered you were one of them?

[Darth Avlectus]

It would be kinda like that one movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper except I wouldn't be one of the humans.

 

What if Tommy Vercetti really did clean up Vice City?

[HockeyGoalie35]

then the game would be rated E

 

 

What if they came out with GTA:HAXCity?

[Darth Avlectus]

Someone would probably have used GMOD, and included both yours truly and BasBoSchitt productions from youtube along with whoever else was interested in making the game.

 

 

What if Mick Foley was your coach?

[Totenkopf]

Before, during or after his sock puppet period?

 

What if you were a cartoon charahcter and could decide which one?

[Darth Avlectus]

 

What if I wasn't that sick ****in' bastard from cowboy bebop and was Quickman instead?

[Totenkopf]

You'd probably be someone else.

 

What if Dr. Breen ended up on the receiving end of the HAAAAAX! attacks?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then he would cry, but he would be silent at it

 

What if Revan puked on Bastila

[Darth Avlectus]

Depends where in thei relationship they are.

 

 

What if Vice City had a sequel?

[Totenkopf]

It'd probably suffer from sequelitis.

 

What if George Lucas read a flame-bait email from you and then committed suicide?

 

Depends where in their relationship they are.

And on what they're doing at the time.

[purifier]

I'd feel terrible, just teeeeerrrible.................then I'd take pictures and sell them to the Inquirer. Because you know...."Inquiring minds want to know".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What if Gravity Cat was finally amused?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then he would not have such a sad life

 

What if they did a remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space?

[Totenkopf]

It would probably be just as successful as the first one.

 

What if Heath Ledger had been Capt Jack instead of Johnny Depp?