Alkonium Posted October 15, 2009 Author Posted October 15, 2009 What's Vigra? Is it like Viagra? What if I just let spelling errors like that slide?
Totenkopf Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Then you'd no longer be a grammar nazi. What if Alkonium morphed into GTA?
Alkonium Posted October 16, 2009 Author Posted October 16, 2009 As if one wasn't bad enough! What if Doctor Who moved to BBC Scotland for Steven Moffat's tenure as executive producer?
Darth Avlectus Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 Since I have barely watched Doctor Who, and only built a voice modulation 555 timer circuit to make the "dalek" voice...I couldn't tell ya... Sorry. What if The various companies whose characters have wound up on M.U.G.E.N. in some form or another over the years decided to cooperate and release a game using (as you can guess) the M.U.G.E.N. engine?
purifier Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 That would be epic and maybe a hellva alot better than the orignals. What if I resurrect this game thread? (Ahem! *whistles innocently*)
Darth Avlectus Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Then I guess you're next for ....BURGER TAG! *Throws wad of burger meat, jumps behind counter* What if you just found out your dog has worms--because it has groomed its arse end so bad it's smearing on your carpet every time it has to scoot?
Ping Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Then we'd have more fun. What if I was actually motivated to do stuff like fan-fic writing or modding?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 ^^^A>(if that's a jab)Oh yea, Ha ha. Very funny. B> You'd probably surpass me... at the moment. C> I don't suppose you know the pinout of a proprietary 24 pin DIP Zenith horizontal Deflection IC? What if there was a DarkStalkers 4 for new gen consoles?
Ping Posted December 5, 2009 Posted December 5, 2009 ^Oh, not a jab, I'm kind of making fun of myself, actually. Quote What if there was a DarkStalkers 4 for new gen consoles? Then I'd be creeped out. What if some snow came along and gave everyone a white Christmas?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 Oh JOY! Ping said: ^Oh, not a jab, I'm kind of making fun of myself, actually. Oh, okay. Quote Then I'd be creeped out. You mean you wouldn't want a piece of that? How about a Chinese vampire, then? What if I made a custom lightsaber IRL and posted about it in ahto last night?
purifier Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) GTA:SWcity said: You mean you wouldn't want a piece of that? How about a Chinese vampire, then? I'd tap it......Ahem!..(both). Quote What if I made a custom lightsaber IRL and posted about it in ahto last night? Hell....I thought you did. (Btw, what color is it?) What if GTA accidentally blinded himself with that thing?
Totenkopf Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 It'd probably be the real reason he's stuck on his fan fic. What if pics people posted in LF actually showed up ALL the time? (hint: what's the pic of above the "chinese vampire")
Darth Avlectus Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Then the more malevolent DarkStalkers would be consuming us alive until the more noble ones took them out, only to decide later on that they would consume us next. What if Saber Craftsmanship is one of the more fun reasons my fic is going so slow?
purifier Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Maybe you go from one extreme to another, which can prevent you from completeing your goals; which is what I usually do myself. What if GTA opened up his own school for Saber Crafting?
Ping Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Then everyone would have a lightsaber. What if lightsabers were real?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I'd have to put a restriction on them because it's already bad enough we have governments who covet our rights, the last thing we need is a fascistic regime using lightsabers on the people to subjugate them. Plus I don't think if I had a crafter's guild that my conscience would allow me to live with enabling government (or a-holes) in that way. What if people wanted to get into saber crafting as it is here on LF?
purifier Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 Sounds like fun, and then they could call us "SaberCrafters". You know, kind like.. "LensCrafters". What if I were to say "WHAT" one more gawdamn time.
Delta 62 Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 The worl would be pure-i-fied What if this game was never made up?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 26, 2009 Posted December 26, 2009 Then I'd have to make it up and I'd make up another game called petting thy wookiee. What if I had a rival on this site?
Totenkopf Posted December 26, 2009 Posted December 26, 2009 It would get rated "M" or even XXX. What if Vader talked Jules?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 I'd let people come to their own conclusions but I think I'd like it....... What if you thought you needed the robitussin because you think jesus electrified you to the floor? (Hint: ASDF Dual Paradox, PyramidFace87's channel on youtube--the episode starting out where Deus Ex is having problems with the DVD player.)
Darth Avlectus Posted March 1, 2010 Posted March 1, 2010 The **** would be SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS! What if you had a pretty mouth?
Holty1-5 Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 i would ask a better question What would you do if it rained garden gnombs (Hope thats spelt right )
Darth Avlectus Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 I'd wait till the storm was over and then come out with a chainsaw. Those gnomes would never know what hitcut them until it was too late. What if Hal went running across a parking lot wearing nothing but a pink thong in the middle of winter?
Totenkopf Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 I'd hope that Hal was actually a hot female and had fooled us into thinking she was a guy on the forums. Otherwise, there'd be a lot of this going on: What if a hot babe, instead of Hal, did it in a grass skirt instead of a thong?
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