Darth Avlectus Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You mean they aren't? (BTW, my question was metroids vs Pinface) What if you were a bumper on a car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Then you'd be in a for a bumpy existence. What if you actually had to face off vs a video game hero or villian come to life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'd hope if it was V2 of Dracula and I was in Simon Belmont's place, that my life (as well as my now cursed town) didn't hang in the balance based on some cheat guide not available to me. What if you were an electric switch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 i'd get a jolt every time i got turned on. What if the universe and our existinece was a dream from the mind of a sleeping duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Well no wonder our world is such a cluster****. That explains eeeeeverything. What if Wonder Woman came after you, to teach you a lesson for your crimes of injustice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 In the new outfit or the old one? What if she looked like a moistened bint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Then she just would, no questions asked What if she killed Brittney Spears for being an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 She did, but there's an indestructible cloning machine somewhere that reproduces idiot people. What if Brock Samson was really pro wrestler Sid justice? (Seriously, I can NOT be the only person to recognize this!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Then he would quit and move to paru to heard llamas. What if Eddie Murphey's girlfriend is lady gaga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Would make his character in Dr. Dolittle more believable. What can change the nature of a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Let's not go there! What if Clint Eastwood directed the back to the future series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 ^^^That would be interesting. I'd love to see the differences in his style as opposed to Alan Silvestri. What if you "woke up with the [burger] king" at your service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I'd have everything "my way" (kind of like Frank Sinatra). What if there were aliens on this planet and you accidentally discovered you were one of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 It would be kinda like that one movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper except I wouldn't be one of the humans. What if Tommy Vercetti really did clean up Vice City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 then the game would be rated E What if they came out with GTA:HAXCity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Someone would probably have used GMOD, and included both yours truly and BasBoSchitt productions from youtube along with whoever else was interested in making the game. What if Mick Foley was your coach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Before, during or after his sock puppet period? What if you were a cartoon charahcter and could decide which one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 What if I wasn't that sick ****in' bastard from cowboy bebop and was Quickman instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 You'd probably be someone else. What if Dr. Breen ended up on the receiving end of the HAAAAAX! attacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Then he would cry, but he would be silent at it What if Revan puked on Bastila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Depends where in thei relationship they are. What if Vice City had a sequel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 It'd probably suffer from sequelitis. What if George Lucas read a flame-bait email from you and then committed suicide? Depends where in their relationship they are. And on what they're doing at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I'd feel terrible, just teeeeerrrible.................then I'd take pictures and sell them to the Inquirer. Because you know...."Inquiring minds want to know". What if Gravity Cat was finally amused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Then he would not have such a sad life What if they did a remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 It would probably be just as successful as the first one. What if Heath Ledger had been Capt Jack instead of Johnny Depp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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