purifier Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Well....then their attention might shift onto you my friend. (I say...RUN GODDAMIT! RUN!) What if I was to continually beat a dead horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 You'd be literally living out an old saying. What if Luke and Palpatine started dissing each others' mammas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) What would happen if Obama and George Bush got in a yo mama fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 We'd watch with fervor, then all of us facepalm at the ad nauseum news commentary afterwards. Man I leave for about 2 months and take a peek, this thread don't move much. What if smoking crack was smoking crap instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 It'd be a lot less popular. What if everything caught fire and exploded in the microwave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I'd be jealous because I didn't ignite it first. What if I were actually Heat Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I could use a man like you...save me tons on heating expenses. What if a dog bit someone, and they bit the dog back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I do that when I play. (Get your mind out of the gutter --that's reserved for special specimens ) What if I was "a-chargin' mah lazer!!!!11!!!!!11!!1!!!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 19, 2010 Author Share Posted October 19, 2010 I'd get out of here before you SHOOP DA WHOOP. What if everything suggested in this thread all happened at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Then this thread would go What if I was actually the evil female clone because I murdered the original GTA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 20, 2010 Author Share Posted October 20, 2010 I'd still make creepy passes at you. What if I was actually your split personality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Then that would mean you're all just in my head. I don't reckon it's a very hospitable place for anyone. What if Nintendo continues to botch all its other work like they just did to metroid with Other M? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I thought they already did. What if aliens came down and pimpslapped my ass for saying "What if?" Me: Ooo LOOK! Their REAL! Alien: *SMACK!* Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 We'd probably all get it too. What if Syfy really was out to infect everyone with Brain Syphilis, whatever that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 *spitswords* Pu lag-a-gag da blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. [translation] You were saying. What if the moon was really made of chesse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Giant space rats would be finishing it up as we speak....so to speak. What if LF was just a giant nightmare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I thought is was....to the Admin. What if the world stopped spinning and you got dizzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-3556 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Sit down for 5 seconds. That always works What would you do if you were given a choice : listen to My Jeans by Jenna Rose for the rest of our life or eaten alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 What'ya talking about? You listen to that song long enough and you will be eaten alive. Really no choice there man. What if Sasquatch was recruited by the WWE to wrestle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 And that would be any different how? What if the great black void is actually someone taking a whiz off the side of the bridge into the water below? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Sounds about right, could be God. What if Donald (my hair will be Vice President) Trump did become President? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Nothing much would come of it. Politics is kinda sour to me right now anyways. What if the rapture had actually happened on may 21st? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Then I would still be talking on these forums. What if you were raptured, then found out that heaven is just a sewer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I'd start doing what I do best, finding things to break. What if there was a star wars beavis and butthead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 There'd be a lot of lightsaber-dildo jokes.....in the film, not just by the fans. What if porn had been more mainstream and it had been called Star Whores instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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