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Sure just move a little to the left I want to go for two with one shot...

 

well, if i go and do that, i suppose its a good thing that I'm not only a) not the Prime Minister, and B) only "Acting" Ministry of War

 

So either I can be replaced by Lynk, or Niner will come back and rip Ahto a whole new one.

 

I do admit, he's by far more wittier then I am.

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right then. I have no choice.

 

Send out the Squirrels!

 

Assualt Squirrel!

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Muscle Squirrel!

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Secret Squirrel!

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And the rest of you

 

TRAIN!

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General igyman, I must commend your efficiency!

 

My deepest thanks, your Imperial InSidiousness.

 

Just a moment...

 

Great news! I've just received a report from the specialist I dispatched.

 

Here's a copy of the audio log:

 

Statement: Mission successful, meat... I mean sir.

Observation: I do enjoy the moment of explosion.

Statement: I've even forced a surviving meatbag to make a picture so I can enjoy it over and over again. I killed him right after, of course. Here's a copy so you can enjoy it too.

 

Here's the picture received with the audio message:

 

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I knew he'd come through. This officially ends the Kirov threat. Long live the Ahto Empire.

 

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Specialist dealt with

 

Did you think your false propaganda would fool us?

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The biological warfare facilities of the Ahto Soviet have developed an effective countermeasure to the squirrel threat...

 

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Enemy squirrel forces neutralized.

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I counter the counter-invasion with the living and dead members of Dschinghis Khan.

 

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CAUTION! MOSKAU.

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This conflict is tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space itself! Your violence is heard throughout the universe! BE careful or a bunch E.T.s will be all over the place!

 

That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside.

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That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside.

 

...at which ahto's defense systems activate sprinkler systems loaded with quadruple strength colloidal silver, neutralizing all virulent bacteria/pathogens within 6 minutes, as outlined in the "World Pandemic" section of Ahto Emergency Protocol.

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I counter the counter-invasion with the living and dead members of Dschinghis Khan.

 

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Ah, you found the video of the Imperial Ahtonian Christmas Party. We were all terribly drunk at the time.

 

I counter with this:

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You'd better surrender now.

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