Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 mind having those guys point to Darth right there? a good ol assassination would do just fine.
Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Now stop complaining Kookee! You whine like a little girl. That was a decoy. Thanks for revealing your snipers, tho.
Rogue-for-Higher Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 mind having those guys point to Darth right there? a good ol assassination would do just fine. Sure just move a little to the left I want to go for two with one shot...
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Sure just move a little to the left I want to go for two with one shot... well, if i go and do that, i suppose its a good thing that I'm not only a) not the Prime Minister, and B) only "Acting" Ministry of War So either I can be replaced by Lynk, or Niner will come back and rip Ahto a whole new one. I do admit, he's by far more wittier then I am.
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 right then. I have no choice. Send out the Squirrels! Assualt Squirrel! Muscle Squirrel! Secret Squirrel! And the rest of you TRAIN!
Rogue-for-Higher Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Nothing like a military force that's after your nuts. Flee before its might!
igyman Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 General igyman, I must commend your efficiency! My deepest thanks, your Imperial InSidiousness. Just a moment... Great news! I've just received a report from the specialist I dispatched. Here's a copy of the audio log: Statement: Mission successful, meat... I mean sir. Observation: I do enjoy the moment of explosion. Statement: I've even forced a surviving meatbag to make a picture so I can enjoy it over and over again. I killed him right after, of course. Here's a copy so you can enjoy it too. Here's the picture received with the audio message: I knew he'd come through. This officially ends the Kirov threat. Long live the Ahto Empire. Specialist dealt with Did you think your false propaganda would fool us?
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 TK-47 will have his comeuppance: for I have unleashed.... ALIENSQUIRREL!
igyman Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Hmmm, I see I'll have to go after the Squirrel government next.
Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 You asked for this, Scar: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 oh no, it's the giant blank box of doom. what ever shall I do... [/sarcasm] Using my own weapons against me, wont work!!
Q Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 The biological warfare facilities of the Ahto Soviet have developed an effective countermeasure to the squirrel threat... Enemy squirrel forces neutralized.
Kjølen Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 I counter the counter-invasion with the living and dead members of Dschinghis Khan. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) CAUTION! MOSKAU.
GeneralPloKoon Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 This conflict is tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space itself! Your violence is heard throughout the universe! BE careful or a bunch E.T.s will be all over the place!
Kjølen Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 This conflict is tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space itself! Your violence is heard throughout the universe! BE careful or a bunch E.T.s will be all over the place! That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside.
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside. ...at which ahto's defense systems activate sprinkler systems loaded with quadruple strength colloidal silver, neutralizing all virulent bacteria/pathogens within 6 minutes, as outlined in the "World Pandemic" section of Ahto Emergency Protocol.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 I counter the counter-invasion with the living and dead members of Dschinghis Khan. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Ah, you found the video of the Imperial Ahtonian Christmas Party. We were all terribly drunk at the time. I counter with this: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) You'd better surrender now.
Kuuki Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 @InSidious BOO FAIL. you just established! there has been no Christmas Party! PHONY!
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 The Glorious Ahtonian Empire has been around for a while longer than you think. You might want to do a search of Ahto before making assumptions.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Link. Do you enjoy digging holes for yourself? Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more glorious reigning to do.
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