Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.
Astor Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town. You'd better do as he says. Furthermore, as your forces are absorbed into our own Imperial Forces, you shall be forced to change the lifting agent of your blimps to Helium, or suffer the consequences.
igyman Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Since I pretty much blew up most of their so called empire (along with the neighboring state of The Swamp - collateral damage ), my expert advice is for us to focus on the one thing they have left - the Kirov factory.
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 A COUNTER ATTACK! No, not on our soil you dont!!!
Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Oh, but yes, yes we do. And here's how and why.
Hired Rogue's R5 Unit Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 BZZZZZZZZT!! (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Rogue-for-Higher Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Help Kookee dragged me here to fight!
Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 You can always defect. We'll protect you from Kookee.
Rogue-for-Higher Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Depends I'll fight for the Highest Bidder...
Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Not only will we protect you from Kookee, we'll also reward you with grandiose titulary, and a free signed copy of Gordon Brown.
Hired Rogue's R5 Unit Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 whistle whistle! BLEEP! Pew pew!
Lynk Former Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Depends I'll fight for the Highest Bidder... If you fight for Aresen, you get to keep all of your body parts...
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Hey now, I got you soda. and that r5 unit! the jawas gave it a good price, and it doesnt have a bad motivator!!
Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 If you fight for Aresen, you get to keep all of your body parts... We won't threaten you with removing your limbs, either.
Rogue-for-Higher Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 I rather just fight both sides then rule all...
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 but what about that 1 million SpaceBucks I offered? offer only good in kenya
Rogue-for-Higher Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Well with the value of SpaceBucks today I would be lucky to get a gallon of starship fuel with a million...
Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 but we already own your limbs Insidious. That's InSidious. And your wrong, because... ALL YOUR LIMBS ARE BELONG TO US.
Hired Rogue's R5 Unit Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 *rolls over to Darth Insidious* *A compartment opens and out comes a taser* *tazes Darth Insidious*
Kuuki Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 that'll get you enough fuel to let SXW fly it, ...once and as for YOU InSidious,... go practice falling over, I'll be with you in a minute
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