Hallucination Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Bad idea. What do you have against animals, anyway? Finding out what Te Melanin Man o' War has against animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Yes, good idea. I am especially interested since I own a rat or two right now in fact. bad idea: Only Muslims have Herems! Harems can be had by anyone, they're just largely associated with moslems. I *can* have my harem of people, sexariod dolls, and farm animals and *not* believe in Islam! Bad idea, unless you're an anti-intellectual. That...Or you have been contracted in secret by a competing university to do so and paid handsomely. Knowing you Alk, that could mean any one of several things. Shaving rats and using them for hood ornaments. I have rats as pets. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) LEVY DISAPPROVES! =================== PWNING Dr. Hax when he least suspects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Bad idea. He'll be back. I saw a rat in the barn recently. Just nearly crawled up my boot. I don't like rats. Using a combination of napalm and fireworks to create the best 4th of July display ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Ooh, pretty. I'd be down for that. Also, take some Heet brand antifreeze (it's ethyl alcohol or something like that) and mix in some boric acid powder (roach killer)--be careful as both of these are extremely toxic--then ignite it and you have green fire as well. There was also something else you could by boiling some ferrous liquid similar to hematite and it made purple clouds and it trails red once it catches on ceilings or walls and condensed again in liquid form. (Does anyone else know what I'm talking about? Know what the magical stuff is called?) (BTW, oh, that's right you live in a farming community where they are nuisances, mybad) Sequel to Angry Cat Man's "Yelling at cats" video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 bad idea: His mama is the only one who appreciates those videos! Getting drunk from the wine at Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Well, for me it would be a bad idea because it means that I only show up to get inebriated, but for a more regular churchgoer it'd probably be alright to get drunk every once in a while. I mean, if the priest is alright with it. Moonwalking on Saturn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 Bad idea, not much to walk on. Caffeinated beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Good idea, but I'm pretty sure that it's already around. But if not, the caffeine would make people think that it makes them sober up, and then the placebo effect will hit, which will make them act less like idiots, so everyone wins. Dropping out of an engineering program to double major in Theatre and Women's Studies. While being a dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 Depends on why. Doing this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 ^^^From a serious standpoint, however, you're not exactly counteracting one another with caffeine vs alcohol. I may be being too scientific about it but it's true that your system really is having a hard time compensating and keeping up when you do this: your body is reacting to both at the same time and sending out signals according to both. Your system panics. BAD, bad idea. From a flavorful standpoint: Already tried, results vary. Blueberry soda and lager isn't too bad, actually. Some, on the other hand taste just awful. Hotsauce enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Depends.....are you giving or receiving? Being crazy as a loon and still running for public office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 Good idea, elections can get pretty boring when all the candidates are sane. Wearing this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 For me? Bad idea, I don't have the bust for it. DMing a D&D game just to kill all your players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 Good idea, until they catch on. Diamond-studded fruitcake. And I mean real, proper diamonds, not edible, fake diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Good idea....if the idea of ****ting tiffany cuff links appeals to you. Being granted the power of Midas' Touch (and no, you've got no control over the outcome). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Good idea provided you have proper disclaimers and waivers in order. Pulling an "NMIAD" to cut costs. (Ninja Mission of Irresponsible Appliance Disposal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Good idea, after the novelty wears off I'd be an insane super villain, and be covered in textbooks for centuries to come. Good idea, proper disposal and recycling cause global warming. Being granted the power to meticulously review textbooks (and yes, you have to fact-check old editions and new additions). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 Good idea. Someone has to do it. Taking unintentionally creepy things, and trying to make them less creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Bad idea. Given the vagaries of everyones' personal phobias, you'll have time for little else. Banning clueless morons from your place of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Neutral: Mixed results, but common sense suggests morons (as these things go) your efforts shall be in vain b/c what you go in intending to make better may well end up worse off. Sometimes it can be made better. Appealing for the creation of a merit patch: "jackass of LF" b/c you post extensively in the games section. Requirements: You aren't exactly funny like a jester but amusing nonetheless to at least 3 other members and have 1500 posts here in this section. C'mon, whadya think fellas (and ladies if we have any here, in any form)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Neutral. Not b/c it's a good/bad idea, but b/c they don't count these posts and would probably just ignore the request. Putting LF out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Bad idea: if we did that the LF Jonas Brothers would spread across the internet like the real Jonas Brothers, and we can't have that happening. Building a time machine only to go back in time and kill yourself before you start working on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Bad idea: You'll paradox the entire universe. I'm gonna be pretty pissed off if you paradox everything and I miss my rat porn. Canadian bacon of a unique kind at a restaurant (hint: sig). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Good idea. Just don't call it the Soylent Green breakfast special. Pitching a battle between the trebuchet monkey army and a bunch of zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Good idea. Lemme grab my popcorn and an umbrella. Playing "ding-dong-ditch" with Death's door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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