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Canderis

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I'd convince a few of my better looking friends and my girlfriend to come stay over at my house.

 

 

_EW_

 

 

...why don't you do that anyway?

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What you dont know the good ol finnish army nuclear attack protocol?

 

"Wear a rain jacket and hide your eyes. After the explosion is over, clear the groung around you of fallout and keep shooting!"

 

:xp:

 

Id do that. Exept that theres no one to shoot here... well, theres a forest just behind our house, maybe ill just fire a few bursts there:p

 

That was seriously the emergency protocol in the 70´s and 80´s :p Nowadays there is no such thing as everybody would die anyway:D I cant understand why somebody even issued that as the official protocol back then but meh... Ignorance? :xp:

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6) Exact revenge on every little bastard that ever crossed me.

 

7) Spend some good old quality time in my favorite reading place because:

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8) Wait for the bomb to hit and then make a giant rat army and start pwning fallout shelters.

 

9) Bust out my gadgets because I'm really some evil genius, and prepare for domination in armageddon.

 

10) Get some filming equipment, a spa, and all the good looking people I know into a fallout shelter. They're gonna be bored so they gotta do something. :dev10:

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A nuclear war eh. I think is the fashion we will go in>(This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)

 

But In any case I go chill in my death star.

"Now witness this fully armed and operational battlestation."

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I would take a trip to Scotland (which is where I've always wanted to live) dig a nice little bunker there and hide out there eating some stored up Phille Cheesesteak as my last meal... and of course I would take my dog and cat with me... Pfft, who NEEDS men anyway? :p

 

Plus, I would totally tell everyone THIS will save you!!

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I would take a trip to Scotland (which is where I've always wanted to live) dig a nice little bunker there and hide out there eating some stored up Phille Cheesesteak as my last meal... and of course I would take my dog and cat with me... Pfft, who NEEDS men anyway? :p

 

Yeah, if you survive, I'll find you and bombard you with golfballs and haggis.:xp:

 

:D

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^Oh! And don't forget to wear a Kilt!! It just wouldn't be right if you didn't go bombarding without a kilt!!:D

 

THAT'S THINKING WITH YER DIPSTICK, JIMMY! :joy:

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^Oh! And don't forget to wear a Kilt!! It just wouldn't be right if you didn't go bombarding without a kilt!!:D

 

OF course not! That's why if a nuclear war ever happens, I've got 'yer special kilts right here.

 

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