Darth Payne Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 After watching a Rambo marathon i started wondering how John Rambo would do against the Jaffa from Stargate SG-1. (Or the Mandalorians, Republic Troopers or Sith Troopers.) And as a side-note about John Rambo: Would Rambo make a good Mandalorian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Totally Rambo. He would win anywhere, just like Arnold Schwarzeneggar, I mean, Rambo's also the Italian Stallion, and Silvester Stallone for crying out loud!!! That, and bow and arrows pown everything, Scifi people included:D And yes, Rambo would become Mand'alor. It's in his blood... {who can name that quote?} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Rambo. 1) He's the iconic killer up there with Swartzenager 2) I don't know who Jaffa is, but guaranteed he's not ripped out as many throats as Rambo. 3) Stargate, Battlestar, and all of that other Sci-fi Channel BS can go jump off of a cliff for dominating that channel with what equates to prequel Star Wars in show form, more so than even the Clone Wars cartoon. Its acting, story, characters, and every other aspect of those shows suck, including every single side, mini, etc series used to milk them for every penny they don't deserve. 4) Since I've never seen a Mando, or almost any other Star Wars character drawn a single drop of blood I'm going to go with Rambo being capable of killing the entire Mandalorian species/movement in an afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Would Rambo make a good Mandalorian? Don't know about a Mandalorian, but he would make a good clone trooper or baseball player. He is just as juiced as the rest of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 2) I don't know who Jaffa is, but guaranteed he's not ripped out as many throats as Rambo. http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Jaffa En resumen, Jaffa is not one, but many. A race of humans offshots with these worm-like symbiotes inside their kangaroo abdominal pouch, yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, John R. has too much steroids running on his veins to lose to a faceless, random Jaffa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 ^^ROCK ON!!! Chuck Norris is the only person so awesome that nothing can beat him. Other then Bruce Lee. He has a Greater Beard of Powah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawathehutt Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Rambo took a 20mm shell to his arm, paused briefly to admire his body and went back to maschine gunning and armored river boat to pieces. And he out ran a giant bomb's explosion, which he detonated with a claymore. All while he was old. Make him young again and hes invincible to everything ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Rambo would just shoot the Jaffa in the head with an explosive-tipped arrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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