Trench Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 He had low blood saguaro. (Btw, totenkopf's post wins.) QFT Why was Totenkopf made of win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Because his mother and father loved each other very much... Why did the Lemming cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 It was following the other lemmings. Why didn't the mouse cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Construct Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Tom was waiting on the other side. Why did George Clooney win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Because Snidely Whiplash lost. Why are cats worse than dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorModder Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Because Dog spelled backwards is a lot better than Cat spelled backwards. What is Green, large, has 6 legs, and if fell from a tree would kill you? JuniorModder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 A giant caterpillar. What is the square root of cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Rats. When Chuck Norris sneezes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Buildings fall. When Barney Rubble sneezes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 It knocks him back into the stoneage...................................oh, wait....damnit! How do Sith Lords electrocute theirself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Construct Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 (LOL WIN UP THAR, PURIFIER ^^) They run too many cords into an outlet while using the Force. When a mommy and dady love each other very much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 They don't do housework. =_= When construct attempts to give a d*mn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted November 11, 2009 Author Share Posted November 11, 2009 They end up failing A man walks into a bar with three ducks under his arm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 And gets a facefull of can can dancer jugs. Mirror mirror on the wall, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 'Tis the worst punchline of them all. Two guys walk into a bar, the third... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 ^^^Is a Book by Ryo Hoshino. A women walks into that same bar and Orders a Double entendre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 So they gave it to her.............twice. How do mandalorians polish their armor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 With a polisher, silly. What if I were a serial killer and I were stalking your hated neighbor? Would you pay me as a thanks for silencing the whelp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............ Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called. How many nonjedi does it take to ignite a lightsaber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Apparently any number on the number line that is represented by: (0, infinity) Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............ Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called. :swear: Ok, fine. Ya got me. You can lead a jackass to......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 the ultimate bitchslap from hell. How many jackasses does it take, before it becomes asinine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Ass nine. Your mother is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 about to put her foot up the devil's ass. Hell hath no fury like.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 the devil after getting a boot in the ass from purifier's mom. Your mom's so dumb.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 she fell up the "down" escalator you're so weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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