Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Here is the answer: Freaking hilarious. I imagine that if God were pissed off enough at us to kill all these birds, crickets fish and other animals....not to mention "crazy weather"...over DADT, we'd probably have died off long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Here is the answer: Try having no choice but be around people this stupid for a long period of time, taught me to hate the south really quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Try having no choice but be around people this stupid for a long period of time, taught me to hate the south really quick. Well such, us inbred southerners just aren't that smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Well such, us inbred southerners just aren't that smart. Now you're getting it, there might be hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 It seems that massive bird die-offs occur fairly regularly, and are not all that uncommon. That was the weirdest thing I have read about this.... that is is PERFECTLY NORMAL?!?!??!!? Yes. Perfectly normal. Like a brown poodle on a unicycle balancing a chair with a clown sitting in it drinking coffee, while the dog juggles 8 rubber balls and keeps the cycle going in circles on a grand piano top...while the piano is being played by someone emulating Wesley Willis. That's perfectly normal. Surely you have heard of colleges that specialize in this field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 This just in: 53 dead eagles were recently found in the vicinity of Philadelphia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-Gon Glenn Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Yes. Perfectly normal. Like a brown poodle on a unicycle balancing a chair with a clown sitting in it drinking coffee, while the dog juggles 8 rubber balls and keeps the cycle going in circles on a grand piano top...while the piano is being played by someone emulating Wesley Willis. That's perfectly normal. Surely you have heard of colleges that specialize in this field? Hey.... I was just going by the numbers, and the data supports the conclusion that although bizarre, these mass bird die-offs are not alarming, are within the range of hundreds of past examples: are not scientifically remarkable. Your analogy, while entertaining, is too far from the reality to really stand, IMO. Of course, you could have just been going for the humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 This just in: 53 dead eagles were recently found in the vicinity of Philadelphia... ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 53 dead eagles were recently found in the vicinity of Philadelphia... Have a feeling we will see similar happening either in Seattle, Baltimore or Atlanta over the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Of course, you could have just been going for the humor. Quiet, you filthy womanizer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-Gon Glenn Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Have a feeling we will see similar happening either in Seattle, Baltimore or Atlanta over the weekend. And so it has come to pass.... Falcons blasted from the sky by cheese shot from a Rodger's cannon, news at 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Have a feeling we will see similar happening either in Seattle, Baltimore or Atlanta over the weekend. Nah, those are nice places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Nah, those are nice places. Well it happened in all three. Also your geography is a little shoddy as Atlanta is in the South. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Also your geography is a little shoddy as Atlanta is in the South. Atlanta and Athens are oases of sanity in an otherwise crappy state. Also being anywhere near Mississippi makes you look at least slightly better no matter how bad you are, it truly is the gold standard of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 What have you (SM221) to say about the Acoma tribal lands of New Mexico--just out of curiosity? Albuquerque? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 What have you (SM221) to say about the Acoma tribal lands of New Mexico--just out of curiosity? Albuquerque? Never been, don't know anyone from there, the populace hasn't done anything really nutty that I've heard of, Bugs Bunny makes wrong turns there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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