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How would it be ill received?

 

Because advice and looking down your nose at another eventually become indestiguishable at some point.

 

 

/b/'sides I seriously doubt anything I have in terms of genral advice for life would be of much help, or unique. :p

 

I'll try though: Ave, if it doesn't yelp or bleed on the first try, you're not hitting it hard enough.:dev9:

 

Anything can be a right if you're holding it weapon

 

Be something how right not can your weapon when the holding you're it?

 

It clearly involves booze, roofies and a male prostitute.

 

Don't forget the swimming pool full of blood.

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Take a fish

And a potato

Hold the fish

And the potato

In your hand

In your hand

 

Put the potato

In the fish

Make it digest it

Smash it up

Smash it up

 

Smash it up

Smash it up

 

This is how you make fishcakes

This is how one makes fishcakes

Smash it up

Poke it up

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

Put it down the fish

Put it down the fish

Throw it against the wall

Stamp on the fish

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

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Take a fish

And a potato

Hold the fish

And the potato

In your hand

In your hand

 

Put the potato

In the fish

Make it digest it

Smash it up

Smash it up

 

Smash it up

Smash it up

 

This is how you make fishcakes

This is how one makes fishcakes

Smash it up

Poke it up

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

Put it down the fish

Put it down the fish

Throw it against the wall

Stamp on the fish

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

totally metal :guyofwar:

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Take a fish

And a potato

Hold the fish

And the potato

In your hand

In your hand

 

Put the potato

In the fish

Make it digest it

Smash it up

Smash it up

 

Smash it up

Smash it up

 

This is how you make fishcakes

This is how one makes fishcakes

Smash it up

Poke it up

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

Put it down the fish

Put it down the fish

Throw it against the wall

Stamp on the fish

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

 

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

 

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste.

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice.

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish.

One cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.

Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.

One cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'

Two cups rhubarb, sliced.

Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb.

One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

One large rhubarb.

One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

 

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals, that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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Dead fly drink:

 

1 can of ginger ale

a large wine glass or beer mug

a small box of rasins, brand of your choice

 

Pour entire can of ginger ale into glass/mug, dump entire box of rasins into soda, wait 3 minutes.

 

It actually looks kinda like insects floating, sinking and swimming in dirty water, with you drinking it. :D (courtesy Dr. Dreadful labs)

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