Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 Since i'm a chick for the time being... *starts running around the base in the nude while singing Barbie girl* I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world! Wrapping Plastic! It's fantastic!
Alkonium Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Hmm, if it makes you feel any better... *turns Yar-El into a man* Also, the device adds attraction to the opposite of your current sex. I can't figure out who's hotter, female Chev or male Yar-El.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 *Female Chev is now doing the Numa Numa in the nude while dancing around the base* I love being a girl!
Alkonium Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Also, unless I change you back myself, the transformation will only last a month. It's not permanent.
Yar-El Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!!? *Jumps into a time portal, returns to seconds before Alkonium turns Chev into a lady, jumps in front of the beam, and turn myself back into a lady* Ah. Much better. *Takes out a mirror, reflects the on going beam back to Alkonium, and use it to turn him into a women* How do you like them apples?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 *Chev takes the gun and turns himself into a chick* This is the only way i can run around the base naked without someone trying to shoot me! *Runs through the base in the nude while singing Barbie Girl*
Yar-El Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 I think we have a new X-Files. The mysteries of Chev the woman/man. Transgender Chev? Is the world ready?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 First a bit of payback... *Chev jumps into Alkoniums room in the nude then uses the TF gun on herself* Alkonium comes running out* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! my eyes...my eyes... *Chev uses the TF gun and changes back into a chick* hehehehehehehe...who's next i wonder?
Alkonium Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 It's not the first time. I prepared for this ahead of time. *changes into some women's clothing, then goes back to what she was doing as if nothing happened.*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 Hmmm.... *we zoom inside to see the two little people who represent Chev's brain, there is a stupid Chev, and a much smaller smart Chev* Stupid Chev: I wanna pick on Alkonium! Smart Chev: No you fool! he never uses exclamation points...he's too dangerous to mess with... *Stupid Chev hits smart Chev with a sonic crowbar and kills him* Stupid Chev: You do not mess with me fool! *As we zoom out we can see Chev's eyes light up in delight* yay!!!
CommanderQ Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 LA LA LA!! I'M A GUY AGAIN!!! HA HA HA!!!! Now all of you are.....um....what are you......oh boy, times are tough, toss me a beer Yar-El...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 *Chev tosses a beer to CQ* There ya go good sir. *Girl Chev is still naked at this point*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 *Chev is now running around the base in the nude yet again* I'm gonna get you get you drunk! get you drunk on my lady humps! my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps!
Alkonium Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Well, before this gets any further out of hand, *grabs the TF gun, uses it to change everyone back to their proper genders* Hmm, I seem to be in drag. Just a second *runs back into his TARDIS with the TF gun, locks it away, then changes into a pinstripe suit.* Chev, I typically don't mind nudity, except in your case, regardless of what gender you are at the time. So unless you want more crowbar in the face, put some clothes on.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 NEVER!! *Jumps into a time portal, steals the TF gun in the past and turns himself back into a girl* *Returns to the present*
Alkonium Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 You know what? I don't care. Just keep your clothes on and don't transform anyone else.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 *Chev grumbles under her breath* Fine... *Chev throws on the Ninth Doctor's clothes* I like getting hit by the sonic crowbar...makes me feel like the normal one in this group
Alkonium Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 I wonder Chev's going to do when she changes back into a guy on her own. It only lasts a month, and I'm not letting Chev near any of the technology I've borrowed from various other fictional universes. Speaking of which... *jumps into the TARDIS, steals a lightsaber, a Gravity Gun, and a Tau Pulse Rifle.* Now then, where were we?
CommanderQ Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 A Tau Pulse Rifle? How'd you get that? I've been trying to get there for a thousand years!! Tell me how, so I can end the rain of CHAOS!!!
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Easy. Join them as a Gue'vesa'la, which I've been meaning to do anyway. Plus you get some awesome armor out of it.
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