Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 *Chev explains it all to Alkonium* She was born from the Time Vortex when I threw myself into it. she escaped somehow and traveled the universe and she saw it as evil. she wiped out everyone and everything that tried to stop her. This has yet to happen so we may have a chance to stop her bedore she does it We have a new enemy, one that knows us all too well. *Looks at Alkonium* Nice dress by the way, It looks very flattering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 BLLAAAGGHH!! ALL THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY BEER RIDDEN CLONE TROOPER BRAIN TO TAKE!!! I NEED ANESTHETIC!! YAR-EL! BEER! NOW! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 *Chev is sitting in her room compiling a report on the various foes they have faced* Chev's drunken guide to to various things we have managed to tick off by time traveling: Evil Gizka: Threat level: Medium. History: these annoying little beasties have a tendency to pop up wherever we go. they come in many shapes and sizes, they are quite easily dispatched. How to get rid of them: Shoot em Personality: They have no personality, they simply run around killing things. British Daleks: Threat level: High History: they first appeared when a future evil version of CQ hit the bring british Daleks to our universe button. How to stop them: Get Alkonium and his Sonic Crowbar. Personality: Very polite, they will kill you but they will be polite about it. Evil Chev Threat level: Maximum danger History: She was born from the Time Vortex when Chev grw depressed and threw herself in the time vortex. Evil Chev somehow escaped and traveled the universe seeing the sights and wonder. Evil Chev soon grew bitter and angry with the evil that she saw. in the future she wiped out the Drunken Time Travelers and managed to kill everyone off. How to Stop her: you don't. you run and pray that she won't find you. Personality: Evil Chev is insane, homicidal, Extremely Clever and has no reservations about killing former friends. Approach with Extreme caution. Future CQ Threat level: Very high History: not much is known about him, apart from the fact that he is much smarter then his past self (No offense) skilled with all weaponry, and is very skilled with grenades How to stop him: Unknown Personality: unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 *After the party and everyone's changed back* I've got it! I've figured out a way we can at least try to stop Evil Chev. Now Chev, you said she knows how we think, however, she only knows how we think in our untransformed states, when there are behavioural and mental changes inherent in transformation as well as the obvious physical changes. So, if we all transform ourselves in ways we haven't done so before, then she'll have less of an idea of what to expect. *In preparation, he uses the TF gun to turn into a catguy* So that's what having a tail feels like. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I'm not changing, never. I will nuke her instead. Eat my NUKE!! *Launches Nuke* Oh, cool tail, Alkonium, that's gonna get really awkard when you have to use the restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 That's not all this transformation gave me. *raises his hand to show off his claws* If it makes you feel any better, you can transform without changing gender. *his ears suddenly perk up* I smell catnip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Evil Chev is tough to beat, I just don't see her dying. the only way i can see us beating her is if we exile her on some forsaken planet. she's not stupid like me. she knows everything I know, she's insane and proud of it, and she will kill anyone on sight. She has my mind and that makes her more dangerous then you can ever imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 That's why I'm going to do this. *sets the TF gun to random, then zaps everyone with it, excluding himself.* At least now we'll be harder to predict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 *Smiles and rubs hands together* This can work I think...most of us are going to die fighting her but at least she'll die as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 *Feels something like eats poke up inside his helmet* Hey, Alkonium, you sure that you transformed us all into the right things? Darn, do I really smell like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 {Drunken moment by Yar-El.} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Dairy q-queen??? Drunken moment indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 CQ, I set the thing to random. I have no idea what I turned you into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Oh my.....*notices that wings are coming out of armor* Is there anyway to reverse the effects??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 It has a normal setting. I could just zap you with that. Or I could zap you with the random setting until we get to something desirable. Now, what has everyone else been turned into? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 *Chev walks out of the shadows as a catgirl* This is...much weirder then I imagined it would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Mreow, er, what are the odds? This is going to get awkward. *starts batting a dangling lightbulb around with his hand/paw* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Ooops... *begins to get taller, body color becomes blueish, hair turns red, and facial muscle become more pronounced* Wraith Queen! I'm feeling hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 As long as we can avoid killing eachother, this plan of mine should work perfectly. *coughs up a hairball* Maybe becoming an catguy was a bad idea. And yet... *looks at Yar-El* Keep away from me. *starts hissing and batting his claws at her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 We are now the Multispecies Drunken Time Travelers. In Chev's case the Multispecies Multigender Drunken Time Traveler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 *Stares at Yar-El and starts hissing* How did that happen?! We must destr- ohhhh....catnip.... *Chev pounces on the Catnip plant and eats it whole* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 *falls on the floor laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 *starts fighting Chev for the catnip* Mine! *hiss* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Here kitty, kitty, kitty. *Holds out a bowl of beer laced catnip* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Beer? Catnip? *purrs very loudly while he runs to Yar-El* Come to think of it, would we all qualify as Multispecies Multigender Drunken Time Travelers? I remember turning CQ female, being turned female myself, and turning Yar-El male as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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