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We've finally merged, and we've never had less spam on the board, so let's celebrate with...The Star Wars Spam thread!!!

 

Ok, this is sorta like the Pants thread, but different and funnier b/c spam can be a verb and a noun. The guys from RS.net should remember this. ;)

 

Just insert the word "spam" for words in Star Wars quotes.

 

It can be a verb, like in...

 

"If you go know, spam them you could, but you sacrifice all for which they have spammed." - yoda

 

Or it can be a noun, like in....

 

"How you get so big eating spam of this kind?" - yoda

 

And, it can also be a participal/adjective, like in...

 

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate....leads to spamming." - yoda

 

Have fun....

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Rhett....i hope that doesn't have a double meaning... ;)

 

"Spam not make one great"

 

"Well, short spam's better than no spam at all, chewie."

 

"Cut the spamming, Red 2!"

 

"Two spammers against a spam destroyer?"

 

"Spam people, great!"

 

"Only Imperial Spamtroopers are so precise."

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This Bounty Hunter is my kind of Spam -Jabba the Hutt

 

That's no moon, that's a spamstation! -Obiwan Kenobi

 

Spam me obiwan kenobi, you're my only hope. -Princess Leia

 

We've spotted Imperial Spammers on the north bridge -some guy in esb

 

If you only knew the power of the spamming side! -darth vader

 

You must learn the ways of the spam, if you're to come with me to lucasforums. -obiwan kenobi

 

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational spamstation! -emperor palpatine

 

can't think of any more.

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I find your lack of spamming disturbing -Darth Vader-

 

Halt!! Where are you spamming them!! -Battle Droid-

 

Euh you sa spam is well seen -Jar Jar-

 

Its the fastest spam there is -anakin-

 

You are Spamming on my dress -Amidala, game-

 

I dont trust him either, but he is my spam -Han Solo-

 

OK chewie lets spam it!! (couple of explosions) no! spam it off, spam it off! -Han Solo-

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"Aw, but I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some SPAM converters!" - Luke ANH

 

"Luke, at that speed do you think we'll be able to SPAM in time?!" - Wedge ANH

 

"What a wonderful SPAM you've discovered!" - Han ANH

 

"A jedi's strength flooows from the SPAM" - Yoda ESB

 

"Master, is SPAM leegal?" - Nute Gunray TPM

 

"Republic SPAM will do fine" - Qui Gon Jinn TPM

"NO IT WON"T!" - Watto TPM

"Republic SPAM WILL do fine!" - Qui Gon Jinn TPM

"NO IT WON"T! You think your some kind of Jedi waving your SPAM around like that?!" - Watto TPM

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"Biggs was right, i'm never gonna get out of this spam!" - Luke

 

"Strong am I in the spam, but not that strong." - Yoda

 

"I reached LucasForums, the spam will be down in a moment." - Veers

 

"Its a spam control ship!" - Pilot

 

"Bounty Hunters. we don't need their spam!" - officer

 

"Master QuiGon, more to spam have you?" - yoda

 

"I've already tried, its magnetically spammed!" - Luke

 

"With your permission....i have encountered a spamming in the forums." -QuiGon

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"Put Captain SPAM in the cargo hold." -Boba Fett ESB

 

"What if he doesn't SPAM, he's worth alot to me." -Boba Fett ESB

 

"I see you hav no SPAM for the Empire." -Boba Fett SWHS

 

"I am alone, maybe I can SPAM you." -Boba Fett SWHS

 

"The Empire will SPAM you if he dies, put him in! -Darth Vader ESB

 

"Come come, good SPAM!" -Yoda ESB

 

"Your friend was about to be turned into orange SPAM. -Anakin Skywalker TPM

 

"Help you I will, find your SPAM!" -Yoda ESB

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"This technological terror you've created is insignificant next to the power of the spam!"

 

"Imperial spammers have entered the forums, Imperial spammers have entered the forums--cshhhhhh...."- PA system

 

"Spam, or spam not, there is no try." - yoda

 

"Will somebody get this walking spam out of my way!"

 

"With all the spam hitting in the forums it will be hard to dectect incoming ships." - General Reiken

 

"I cannot teach this boy, he has no spam" - Yoda

 

"Well i have aquired a piece of spam in a game of chance" - QuiGon

 

"If you just followed the spam you'd be on the council." - ObiWan

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"Long, long ago, in a spam far, far away. . . Spam Wars!" - beginning of all SW movies

"You take the lead Corporal! We'll spam you." - battle droid commander, TPM

 

"Luke, I am your spam!" - Darth Vader, ESB

 

"Too old to begin the spamming." - Yoda, ESB

 

"This is your last chance! Spam us, or die. . ." - Luke, RotJ

 

"It's not my spam!" - Han, ESB

 

"You gotta alotta spam, showing up after what you spammed!" - Lando, ESB

 

"We need more spam to continue the pursuit!" - Han, RotJ

 

"You want spam, don't you. . ." Emperor Palpatine, RotJ

 

"I'd rather kiss spam!" - Leia, ESB

 

"You spammed up, spammy looking, SPAM herder!" - Leia, ESB

 

"Away put your spam! I mean you no harm!" - Yoda, ESB

 

"Not bad for a little spam ball, we've only got one left." Han, RotJ

 

"Even our cruisers can't repel spam of that magnitude!" Ackbar, RotJ

 

I'll leave it at that for now. :D

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Get this walking SPAM out of my way -Leia

 

SPAM is so artfully done- THrawn:thrawn2:

 

I've gone from one corner of this galaxie to the other and I've never heard anything about this all powerful SPAM- Han

 

Let the SPAM shlush within you -Obi-One

I felt it...I really felt the SPAM -Luke

 

JabadaSPAMoo!!! -Ewok

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