Tie Guy Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 We've finally merged, and we've never had less spam on the board, so let's celebrate with...The Star Wars Spam thread!!! Ok, this is sorta like the Pants thread, but different and funnier b/c spam can be a verb and a noun. The guys from RS.net should remember this. Just insert the word "spam" for words in Star Wars quotes. It can be a verb, like in... "If you go know, spam them you could, but you sacrifice all for which they have spammed." - yoda Or it can be a noun, like in.... "How you get so big eating spam of this kind?" - yoda And, it can also be a participal/adjective, like in... "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate....leads to spamming." - yoda Have fun....
Tie Guy Posted December 6, 2001 Author Posted December 6, 2001 Rhett....i hope that doesn't have a double meaning... "Spam not make one great" "Well, short spam's better than no spam at all, chewie." "Cut the spamming, Red 2!" "Two spammers against a spam destroyer?" "Spam people, great!" "Only Imperial Spamtroopers are so precise."
Boba Rhett Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 Heh. It could. "I don't want this spam in my sight again!" - Darth Sidious
Rogue15 Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 This Bounty Hunter is my kind of Spam -Jabba the Hutt That's no moon, that's a spamstation! -Obiwan Kenobi Spam me obiwan kenobi, you're my only hope. -Princess Leia We've spotted Imperial Spammers on the north bridge -some guy in esb If you only knew the power of the spamming side! -darth vader You must learn the ways of the spam, if you're to come with me to lucasforums. -obiwan kenobi Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational spamstation! -emperor palpatine can't think of any more.
captain_drake Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 may the spam be with you no spam is worth this-han solo we have a spam malfunction-officer onborad the death star1 thats no moon it's a spam-obiwan kenobie
Boba Rhett Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 Drake, could you shorten your sig please? It's gotten way too big. "Darth Vader, I smelled your spam when I was brought on board." -Leia
Rogue15 Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 rhett u got that quote wrong, it's 'Governor Tarkin, I smelled your spam when I was brought on board' not darth vader.
Rogue15 Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 ah now i remember one: So you're the one holding vader's spam. -princess leia
Eets Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 How you grow so big eating spam of this kind? Are you a spam eater? Attack Of The Spam The spam is what gives a Jedi Knight his power... And whatdya mean "Pants" isn't a verb? ever heard of "Pantsed"?
Wraith 8 Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 I find your lack of spamming disturbing -Darth Vader- Halt!! Where are you spamming them!! -Battle Droid- Euh you sa spam is well seen -Jar Jar- Its the fastest spam there is -anakin- You are Spamming on my dress -Amidala, game- I dont trust him either, but he is my spam -Han Solo- OK chewie lets spam it!! (couple of explosions) no! spam it off, spam it off! -Han Solo-
Havoc Stryphe Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 "Aw, but I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some SPAM converters!" - Luke ANH "Luke, at that speed do you think we'll be able to SPAM in time?!" - Wedge ANH "What a wonderful SPAM you've discovered!" - Han ANH "A jedi's strength flooows from the SPAM" - Yoda ESB "Master, is SPAM leegal?" - Nute Gunray TPM "Republic SPAM will do fine" - Qui Gon Jinn TPM "NO IT WON"T!" - Watto TPM "Republic SPAM WILL do fine!" - Qui Gon Jinn TPM "NO IT WON"T! You think your some kind of Jedi waving your SPAM around like that?!" - Watto TPM
Rogue15 Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 It's got a SPAM beam, it's pulling us in! -Han Solo
Tie Guy Posted December 6, 2001 Author Posted December 6, 2001 "Biggs was right, i'm never gonna get out of this spam!" - Luke "Strong am I in the spam, but not that strong." - Yoda "I reached LucasForums, the spam will be down in a moment." - Veers "Its a spam control ship!" - Pilot "Bounty Hunters. we don't need their spam!" - officer "Master QuiGon, more to spam have you?" - yoda "I've already tried, its magnetically spammed!" - Luke "With your permission....i have encountered a spamming in the forums." -QuiGon
Havoc Stryphe Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 "SPAM your distance Chewie, but don't LOOK like your SPAMMING your distance...I don't know! SPAM casual!" - Han ROTJ
Clefo Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 "The ability to spam does not make one intelligent"-Qui Gon Jin
GB_StormTrooper Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 my new name is GB_SpamTrooper!! ok that was laime but still you guys took all the good ones o wait how about this, "Laugh it up SpamBall!"- Han Spamo. LOL and it looks like SOMEONE took my avaitar....o well my new one is gonna look wayyyy better and i was j/k about the "stole" part cya
StarWarsFanMan Posted December 6, 2001 Posted December 6, 2001 "Put Captain SPAM in the cargo hold." -Boba Fett ESB "What if he doesn't SPAM, he's worth alot to me." -Boba Fett ESB "I see you hav no SPAM for the Empire." -Boba Fett SWHS "I am alone, maybe I can SPAM you." -Boba Fett SWHS "The Empire will SPAM you if he dies, put him in! -Darth Vader ESB "Come come, good SPAM!" -Yoda ESB "Your friend was about to be turned into orange SPAM. -Anakin Skywalker TPM "Help you I will, find your SPAM!" -Yoda ESB
Heavyarms Posted December 7, 2001 Posted December 7, 2001 Luke, I am your spammer! NOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE SPAM!!!!!!!! That's NOT TRUE!!!! That's IMPOSSIBLE!
Tie Guy Posted December 7, 2001 Author Posted December 7, 2001 "This technological terror you've created is insignificant next to the power of the spam!" "Imperial spammers have entered the forums, Imperial spammers have entered the forums--cshhhhhh...."- PA system "Spam, or spam not, there is no try." - yoda "Will somebody get this walking spam out of my way!" "With all the spam hitting in the forums it will be hard to dectect incoming ships." - General Reiken "I cannot teach this boy, he has no spam" - Yoda "Well i have aquired a piece of spam in a game of chance" - QuiGon "If you just followed the spam you'd be on the council." - ObiWan
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted December 7, 2001 Posted December 7, 2001 "Long, long ago, in a spam far, far away. . . Spam Wars!" - beginning of all SW movies "You take the lead Corporal! We'll spam you." - battle droid commander, TPM "Luke, I am your spam!" - Darth Vader, ESB "Too old to begin the spamming." - Yoda, ESB "This is your last chance! Spam us, or die. . ." - Luke, RotJ "It's not my spam!" - Han, ESB "You gotta alotta spam, showing up after what you spammed!" - Lando, ESB "We need more spam to continue the pursuit!" - Han, RotJ "You want spam, don't you. . ." Emperor Palpatine, RotJ "I'd rather kiss spam!" - Leia, ESB "You spammed up, spammy looking, SPAM herder!" - Leia, ESB "Away put your spam! I mean you no harm!" - Yoda, ESB "Not bad for a little spam ball, we've only got one left." Han, RotJ "Even our cruisers can't repel spam of that magnitude!" Ackbar, RotJ I'll leave it at that for now.
GB_StormTrooper Posted December 7, 2001 Posted December 7, 2001 dunno if anyone has this but, "lock x-foils into SPAM position"
darthfergie Posted December 7, 2001 Posted December 7, 2001 Get this walking SPAM out of my way -Leia SPAM is so artfully done- THrawn:thrawn2: I've gone from one corner of this galaxie to the other and I've never heard anything about this all powerful SPAM- Han Let the SPAM shlush within you -Obi-One I felt it...I really felt the SPAM -Luke JabadaSPAMoo!!! -Ewok
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