Keyan Farlander Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 I didn't even remember it until just now. I've been so busy with school work that I didn't even think about it. So, now I'm 21. What should I do? I could have a drink. But considering my family's history of raging alcoholism, I think I'd do well to just leave the stuff alone. I guess I'll get back to work
Andromeda Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 hey have a good one babe live it up for those of us who aren't old enuf yet
Rogue Nine Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 Hey hey, old man. Another year older, another year more decrepit. YEEEEAAAH. Happy Birthday, Keyan.
edlib Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 Ahhh, 21... I remember that,.. sort of... wait,.. NO I DON'T!!! The last birthday you will ever have to look forward to. Enjoy it while it lasts! It's all downhill from here!
Zargon Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 Originally posted by Keyan Farlander I could have a drink. But considering my family's history of raging alcoholism, I think I'd do well to just leave the stuff alone. It can be a tough fight, trust me, I have all genetics against me, my dad's side has irish AND native american in it......
GUNNER Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 Happy belated birthday you big ol stallion. Ed, there is one more thing to look forward to. At 25 your car insurance just might drop a few bucks.
Jem Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I won't say happy birthday to you until this evening when I'll have time to do a marquee I have to go to school right now... Damn these Saturday morning classes.
edlib Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 Originally posted by GUNNER Ed, there is one more thing to look forward to. At 25 your car insurance just might drop a few bucks. Yeah, but I never really got to find that out. That was the year I got into an accident while pulling out of my own driveway when some guy came speeding around the corner and down the street and took my front bumper off. Since I was then 24 and he was in his 60s... my insurance went UP, since I was clearly more than 50% at fault
Jem Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 <p> <marquee style="font-size: 18pt" width="212" direction="right">HAPPY</marquee><marquee style="font-size: 18pt" width="212">BIRTHDAY</marquee></p> <p> <marquee style="color: #008080; font-weight: bold">KEYAN</marquee></p> <p> <marquee style="color: #FF0000" width="123" direction="right">WARNING:</marquee><marquee behavior="alternate" direction="right" width="469">21 GETTING OLD 21 GETTING OLD</marquee></p> <p> <marquee direction="right" style="color: #008080; font-weight: bold">FARLANDER</marquee></p> <p> <marquee style="font-size: 18pt">CONGRATULATIONS !!</marquee><hr>
Gold leader Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I guess typing "happy birthday" without mistakes is already hard enough for me, so I won't bother with making a show of it like Jem.
Keyan Farlander Posted March 2, 2002 Author Posted March 2, 2002 Originally posted by Jem <p> <marquee style="font-size: 18pt" width="212" direction="right">HAPPY</marquee><marquee style="font-size: 18pt" width="212">BIRTHDAY</marquee></p> <p> <marquee style="color: #008080; font-weight: bold">KEYAN</marquee></p> <p> <marquee style="color: #FF0000" width="123" direction="right">WARNING:</marquee><marquee behavior="alternate" direction="right" width="469">21 GETTING OLD 21 GETTING OLD</marquee></p> <p> <marquee direction="right" style="color: #008080; font-weight: bold">FARLANDER</marquee></p> <p> <marquee style="font-size: 18pt">CONGRATULATIONS !!</marquee><hr> *SNIFF* Thanks I got another present last night, too - my building caught on fire. There were like 8 fire trucks and some other emergency vehicles. Beats me what all of it was about, though, because they had the fire out in less than half an hour and everyone was let back in. I haven't even seen any damage to the building
Redwing Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Zargon It can be a tough fight, trust me, I have all genetics against me, my dad's side has irish AND native american in it...... So does mine (mom's side anyway)...and I'm not alcoholic....no really, I'm not! my "happy birthday' sucks compared to Jem's
Zargon Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 It not neccesarily the best thing to totally joke about, I am recovering quite nicely from it, but I don't care, someone might take offense however
Flying Beastie Posted March 9, 2002 Posted March 9, 2002 Happy Birthday, kid. I just finished doing a version of the Birthday Dirge over on JK.net, so I'll just cut'n'paste: Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday! *thud* May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake! Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday! *thud* Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere! Pestilence has struck your town You yourself feel quite run-down! Burn the castle and storm the keep kill the women, but save the sheep! While you eat your birthday stew We will loot the town for you! This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn!
Thrawn Posted March 10, 2002 Posted March 10, 2002 Happy belated birthday <B>Keyan</B>! Now you can drink away your sorrows at Maryland's loss at the ACC Tournament.
Keyan Farlander Posted March 11, 2002 Author Posted March 11, 2002 I celebrate Maryland's defeats. I celebrate them by drinking my enemies' blood from their dead skulls. I hate this place, and I take great pleasure in their losses.
Commander 598 Posted March 11, 2002 Posted March 11, 2002 Well written. I forsee you to be another of the workds great authors. That is 80 years after your death. Thats the way it works anymore... It takes a hundred years for them to dig through you crap and publish you "Classified Documents".
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