Boba Rhett Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 The tittle says it all! Post your favorite quotes from The Simpsons! Here are some good ones, 1. I bent my wookie! -Ralph 2. Worst. Episode. Ever. -Comic book guy 3. Yeah, but what are you going to do? -Homer 4. We need more secret sauce. Set this mayonaise out in the sun. - nerdy teen 5. We must kill the boy! - Granpa How did you know he was a vampire? - marge He's a vampire?!? AHHH!!! -Grandpa 6. Go banana! - Ralph 7. Cowabunga! - Bart 8. Don't have a cow, man. -Bart 9. Ya used me skinner! Ya used me! - Willie 10. First you get the sugar. Then you get the money. Then, you get the women. -Homer 11. A trambopoline! A trambopoline! -Homer 12. This is a dilly of a pickle! - Ned 13. Ijust came here to be poked, prodded, and humiliated. No one said anything about being insulted! -Homer 14. In this house, young lady, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -Homer 15. And it had a sweet, melodic voice...just like Urkal! And it appears every Friday night...just like Urkal! -Homer 16. This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awful mess down there. -Grampa in a porta-potty 17. I'm going out back to use the outhouse. -Abe Outhouse??? Ahh!! My tool shed! -Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 "You thought they were dead! But they're not! But you thought they were! But they're not!" - Homer to Flanders after he puts police tape around Flanders' home and Flanders comes home thinking his family is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Come on Simpson, just use an open faced club, a sand wedge! Ahhhh, open faced club sand wedge, ahhhhhh - Homer "Suuure Lisa, like there's some kinda of magical animal that we get bacon, ham and porkchops from" - Homer Gotta love those simpsons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 I jump in front of cars and sue the drivers - Lisa's cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 "Me fail english, that's unpossible!" - Ralph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Simpson Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Marge : Well, everybody's got a fear of something. Homer : Not everybody! Marge : Sockpuppets... Homer : Where, where?!?! Aaah, aaaah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Homer: No t.v. and no beer make Homer something something... Marge: Go CRAZY?? Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!!! AAAAAAH-BLAHBBBLAH! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Ok, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Homer's Brain: Sounds good to me!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: SHUT UP BRAIN OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A Q-TIP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 "This won't hurt one bit, UNTIL I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"-Dr. Nick "This is my bike, this is my swingset, and this is my sandbox (I'm not allowed to go in the deep end) And this is where I saw the Leprachaun, he tells me to burn things."- Ralph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 "HI EVERYBODY!!" "HI DR. NICK!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 You all saw it, he came at me with a knife. - Hollywood executive While doing my taxes I accidentally discovered that there's no God. - Homer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Homey, give me some sign that u're awake.- Marge [burp]- Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 'No you got the wrong number, this is 9 1 euh 2' police chief. 'Ho... mer.... use... the... fo.....' Mark Hammil 'THE FORCE?' Homer 'NO.... the forks.... use the forks.' Mark Hammil 'Sorry i dont speak English' kwik e mart guy. 'but you just...' customer. 'Yes yes, no no. Hotdog Hotdog. kwik e mart guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Cobras! - Homer Saxamaphone. Saxamaphone. - Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 Originally posted by Clefo "This is my bike, this is my swingset, and this is my sandbox (I'm not allowed to go in the deep end) And this is where I saw the Leprachaun, he tells me to burn things."- Ralph thants one of my favourites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 Homer, fearing Bart may be gay, takes Bart and sits him in front of a Billboard picturing women in bikinis and leaves Bart to stare at the image hoping it will bring Bart's testosterone levels back to "manly" levels. Unbeknownst to Homer it's actually a Billboard for Virginia Slims cigarettes. later on.... Homer: "So Bart, how do you feel now?" Bart: "I feel like having a smoke." Homer: "that's my boy!" Bart: "Something slim..." Homer: "D'oh!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 "What's that mask? You think I should shoot everyone? *pulls out gun and points it at everyone* heh, don't worry everyone. I was just kidding." - Cheif Wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipid Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 "i am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T . . . i mean S-M-A-R-T" Also the "i am evil Homer" - devil homer dancing on good homer's grave - congo routine. Speaking of Congos "you don't win friends with salad" is also a fun one. i guess these are funnier in context . . . but i'm including them anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 DOH! OOH, donuts! Both are homer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 Homer as he bangs the top of a television: "Stupid T.V., be more funny!!" also: "To start press any key, where's the any key?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 4, 2002 Author Share Posted March 4, 2002 Oh oh! "Were's that Tab I ordered?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 "PHHHHBBBB, English...who needs that, I'm never going to England." --Homer ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grandpa: "When you're old you have to watch for death everywhere...AAAAHHHH!!! DEATH!!" Lisa: "That's the lamp." Grandpa: "AAAAAHHHH!! DEATH!!!" Lisa: "That's the cat!" Geandpa: "AAAAHHHH!! DEATH!!!" Lisa: "That's the lamp again!!" (BTW, the Kwiki Mart guy is Apu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 While Homer is working at the Kwiki Mart Apu - "Mister Simpson, please go change the expiration dates on the milk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthNoodles Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 Heehee good thread. RECORDED PHONE VOICE: "I'm sorry the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand mash the keypad with your fist now. This is a recording" Ralph: "Um...Miss Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?" Hoover: "No Ralph, just go to sleep while the other kids try and learn." Ralph: "Oh Boy!!! Sleep!!! That's where I'm a Viking." Burns: "Excellent" Burns on Smither's computer: "Hello...Smithers...you're...really...good..at...turning...me...on." "Hi I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from..." Dr. Nick: "The leg bone's connected to the...knee bone...the knee bone's connected to the red thing...the red thing's connected to my wrist watch...Uh Oh!!" There's so many more... DarthNoodles ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" "Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?" "Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family." "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!" "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." "God bless those pagans.":D "I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!" "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe). "Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!" "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb." "Trying is the first step towards failure." "I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight." "Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?" "They have the Internet on computers, now?":eek: all Homer, all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 seen in the background while the simpsons walk through china town: store, "Toys 'L Us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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