Darth Homer Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 1) Every year, you'd have to upgrade to the next version of Alive 2) You'd get legs, but to walk you'd have to upgrade to Feet 3.0 3) Once you've upgraded to Feet 3.0, your old shoes won't work anymore. 4) No one would die anymore...instead, they'd simply have Fatal Errors and crash 5) While walking to your mailbox, random ads will be flung into your face. This is my humble attempt to get a higher post count....hehe, not really, have fun with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Funny... Although these problems aren't really associated with Bill Gates, it's just how computers are nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 thats funny, I like the upgrade to 3.0 thing and then your shoes dont work:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlashAndBurn Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Now that was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 1) Mac users would most definately go to hell. 2) Lead cause of death would be from falling out of a window. 3) Thousands upon thousands of children every year would go home crying after they arrived at Disney World only to find that "This park cannot be displayed". 4) All movie theatres would be sh***y. Bah..... That's all I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 I'm glad he doesn't run things like Bill Gates! I'd be going to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Instead of the Mirinda Rights it would be: "You have preformed an illegal operation and must be shut down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 hahahahahahahah that's a good one clefo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 We'd all have to defragment ourselfs for showers. We'd be in a coma if we accidentally formated. hehehehe 'person wakes up from 1 day coma, and doesn't remember a darn thing!' ugh those weren't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 1) Ever year you'd need to upgrade your memory with a bigger brain 2) You'd have to wait for the next room to load whenever you opened a door 3) At school you wouldn't get taught you'd just download information. (every cloud has a silver lining, eh?) 4) Linux users would also go to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 We would have to re-start ourselves if we crashed *winks at Thrawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted March 9, 2002 Share Posted March 9, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 3) Thousands upon thousands of children every year would go home crying after they arrived at Disney World only to find that "This park cannot be displayed". :lol:LMAO:lol: this one is really good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 9, 2002 Share Posted March 9, 2002 Thank you, thank you. *bows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted March 9, 2002 Share Posted March 9, 2002 Pupils at school will find that there are red and green lines under thier work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 10, 2002 Author Share Posted March 10, 2002 Occasionaly and completely at random, the entire world would halt...a large grey box would float in the air reading: "Error in Reality.exe Your system will now be shutdown, any unsaved information will be lost." Everything then goes dark and you wake up in bed on the same day and have to start everything all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 Army men would walk around giving the "Three Fingered Salute" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 Originally posted by Tie Guy 2) You'd have to wait for the next room to load whenever you opened a door LOL Hey awesome sig pic Tie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 hehe...ud download recomended updates and then they would be the wrong ones soooo then when u try to play baseball a little gray box flashes saying that ur videocard is not compatible and check ur drivers *bah* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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