MadPilot Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 What do you think? http://notgod.com/?area=pmenace *hides* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innror Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 That was a pretty good summary of the film actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadPilot Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 *comes out of hiding* Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Welll it was precisely the way a guy in my class would describe the movie... the problem is... he describes the original also like this... he is a moron... i thought there were some thruths in there.. not all... but i thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 NOTE: This stuff had better censor properly. My evil, obviousry Asian race must prevair. Screw them. EWAN MCGREGOR (staring at something right above Jar Jar) Good. Do you have a hotel room for me and Liam? We have..uh..Jedi business to attend to. Way too much information. GEORGE LUCAS (attempting subtlety) Oh! Look! There's a video game of this scene... uh.. buy it! Hey, I had to sacrifice a part of my grand vision for these movies to include a part that could be turned into a game, so buy it or I'll do it even more in episode 2. Huh? YODA Nope. Sorry. Too old the boy is. Clouded his future seems. Vague my worries are. No comment, but it sounded funny. SAMUEL L. JACKSON Yoda told you no, mutha****a. What the **** is wrong with you, bitchass? I'll ****in' kill you! I'm gonna be a ****in bad ass in the next two ****in movies, you know. My toy has a ****in lightsaber. LIAM NEESON I'm going to go over your head and train him myself, then. So there. Suddenly, we see E.T! This does not make the film HYPER- CUTESEY like Return of the Jedi, but CLEVER. Stick up arse does not equal funny. INT. SOME KIND OF THINGY WITH SOME RED FORCE FIELDS MAUL, LIAM, and EWAN all have a huge lightsaber battle which has had a lot of effort put into the choreography and is thousands of times better than any other lightsaber battle in a Star Wars film. AUDIENCE Whoa! This is really cool! Suddenly, we go back to one of the other three stupid battles going on at the time. Eventually, we return to the good one. I TOTALLY AGREE. GEORGE LUCAS Three years, suckers. I'd make them come out sooner, but I work very hard on my films, as I am an independent filmmaker due to my disgust with Hollywood's commercialism. Now go buy some Star Wars toys! Are they making fun of George or cheering him on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Originally posted by Redwing Huh? The guys talking about Star Wars Racer The part that was so true for me was this one: Eventually, MAUL stabs LIAM, which is very surprising, especially to those of us who bought the film score which has a song whose title gives away the ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 I would say what I have to think about that but the autocensor would take all the fun out of it because the word **** gets censored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 LOL! That was funny ! LIAM NEESON I sense a disturbance in the force. EWAN MCGREGOR Well, s***. For some reason, that line made me crack up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 I submit that The Mad Doofer has the best avatar seen yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Originally posted by Jem The guys talking about Star Wars Racer I know. I have that game and I think it's pretty cool (one of the few racing games where you get a good sense of SPEED...congrats to Lucasarts) What confuses me is that A) the game wasn't very publicized and B) Lucas put the race in because of his love for drag racing not because he was even thinking about a video game so C) why is this funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Yeah but when someone goes to the point to do horrible things with lousy guitars to get some money you can't help but to think that the guy tries to sell everything that he cans... He was surely, even if it was just a bit, thinking of getting more games sold this way... I tell ya, the man is blindly hungry with power and money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Can you imagine what Ep II's script is gonna be like when Samuel L. Jackson has a bigger part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 yeah, but Obi-Wan is a dirty looking queer in this one and he has a huge part...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 The kid playing Anakin looks like a monkey boy. Having much experience working with monkey boys in the kitchen, I wouldn't hand one a butter knife, much less a lightsaber...oy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Tonight at work we had a better cook than me doing monkey boy work. It was great...he quit to join the Nat'l Guard last year, and he's home now, and we needed help, so he came in. I kept giving him crap like he was really a newbie, even though he was cooking long before I started. :-D Oh yeah, and i almost forgot-- I HATE CUSTOMERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 At Applebee's we coordinate three different areas of the line to build the plates before they go out the window. One station will cook the chicken, another will build the salad it goes on, and the third will pass food and sell the ticket. This causes a lot of verbal communication, and it can sometimes be quite difficult to hear the Offspring or Drowning Pool on the cook's stereo. To break up this monotony of loud but soulless noise, we occasionally call things like: 'Table sixty-three sucks!' 'Bong hit on the line, please!' 'Can I get sex on the line? Sex on the line, please!' 'Eighty-six the entire menu!' 'I need a bucket of steam from the bar!' 'Somebody get me a hostage!' 'I want these tickets in french!' It's not our fault. The customers make us crazy like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 I can get the tickets in French if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 Zoom, are you familiar with the name Anthony Bourdain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 I have the hostage covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tierce Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 Damnit Tych, i thought i had the hostage covered? Why is it when i want to contribute to the decay of society, someone has to take my job? Now who the hell needs a hostage at this time of year?Walks out disgruntingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 Fine fine. Geez.. you can have it. I'll try to get the bucket of sweat. Anyone wanna contribute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 Some one called for a bong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 You brought Rhett? Goodness. I get first dibs on the bong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTA VANDA Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 forget the bong, i smoke with zoom and he likes to put wonderful watermelon koolaid in his bong, which is ok i guess if but it leaves a green stain on my mustach, so i'll kick back inside my aquarium and roll a fatty with tea leaves--------oh and by the way the sex on the line thing------no good, leaves sesame seeds on your bun and other places, and we all know i have a fear of seeds, thats why zoom doesnt let me around the bread cupboard----i just lose it and go running for the first mouse hole:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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