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Great ish

 

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Steal United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

wow, two posts and it's already tiresome and formulaic...FUZZY BUNNIES!!!!

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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

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I love this thing! I hope nobody reads into mine too much..... ehehehe... :naughty:

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Objective: World Domination

Motive: I need the cash

Base: Space Station (Death Star :deathstar:)

Henchmen: Mobsters

Stage 1: Assassinate Military General

Stage 2: Sieze control of Pacific Ocean

Stage 3: Reveal to world Secret Death ray

 

Description:

I am a demented madman who dresses in a robotic exoskeleton.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fear, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

hehehehehehe.... cool.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities

 

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Seize control of the World Trade Center. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Corporate Takeover, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Desecrate that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Armageddon Clock, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

eheheheheheheheheheh

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Not exactly 'sound', but i gave it a try nonetheless:

 

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a News Reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Armageddon Clock, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer? :angel:

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. :clone: :clone: :clone:

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Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Activate your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. :evil1:

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

 

 

One my friends from school has a better plan than this. Hint: her's involves armies of penguins and bums.

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Hehe, these are great!! I have't laughed so hard in a long time :lol:

 

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a News Reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Desecrate the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Corporate Takeover, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Oookay...

 

 

 

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

 

Stage One:

 

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

 

Stage Two:

 

Next, you will Desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

 

Stage Three:

 

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

 

 

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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