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You know you've been playin' too much JK2 when....

 

Being picked on by a school bully, u fight back by facing ur ass on him

 

when u meet a friend, u say, "Hey! You there!"

 

You think u can jump down tall buildings when u lunge the last minute

 

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1. When you keep forgeting that you can't use force pull lvl. 3 to grab the remote from your brother's hands

 

2. You go into a dark room very catiously looking for weird little bug things

 

3. You start wanting a Ruby Bleel

 

4. You can make perfect imitations of all the lightsaber sounds

 

5. You try to use force lightning on your brother

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- Everytime you entre an empty place, you look out for Reborns and Desann.

 

- You meditate on a chair at school, thinking your Luke Skywalker.

 

- You get out of detention by doing a Jedi mind trick and it works.

 

- Everytime you come to a swamp, you look out for Imperials on cliffs.

 

- When you get RRREEEAAALLLLLLYYY bored, you hear the voice of Qu Rahn or Luke Skywalker or you dead old man.

 

- When every your take a p!$$, you make lightsaber sounds as you move your ding dong around.

 

- When ever you enter a fancy looking place you search for Desann.

 

-One time you actually found Desann.

 

- When you get in a fight with the school bully, the both of you pull out lightsabers and duel.

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1. Everytime you play sports with someone, you expect them to start jumping up and down eratically

 

2. Anytime you enter a dark area you look for ShadowTroopers

 

3. Everytime you see a pond you hurl explosives in it in case of swamp troopers

 

4. Anytime you see a locked door you take out your plastic lightsaber and start chopping away

 

5. anytime a three eyed monster comes on TV you yell "GRENEDIER! I HATE THOSE GUYS!"

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1. You keep pressing against walls mumbling something about a secret entrance.

 

2. You have all of your possessions, no matter what their size is, inside a moderately sized backpack that you carry with you everywhere.

 

3. You become one with the force.

 

4. Trekkies begin worrying about your lack of a social life.

 

5. You keep wondering around trying to find these fabeled reflective floors you keep seeing in screenshots.

 

6. You've lost three or more fingers whilst trying to construct your own lightsaber.

 

7. When you play other games, you can't help but think about how much better the game would be if it had a lightsaber.

 

8. When in an arguement with someone, youv'e every yelled out, "I'm gonna saber your @ss!"

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-when u lose in a fight, u thought u've been using the wrong skin

 

-U taunt ur opponent by using only one line repeatedly

 

-When doors are locked, u search for and out of reach platform in the kitchen for the special key

 

-U break open ur mother's vase to search for secrets

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-When you see a person in a white shirt with black lines.

 

-When you go to a mine, you expect Force Crystals to be there

 

-When your family makes you do the dishes, you mind control them to make them do it

 

-When you think your comuter runs on a force crystal or an energizer batterie from the future

 

-When you look at someone, you see there name above there head

 

-When you think a gernade is a thermol detonator

 

-When you fall off a tall building doing the glide thing without the saber

 

-When you see a bullet coming towards you, you use force push and kill them

 

-When you go to a rocky area with airplanes on it, you think you are at kejem post

 

-When you are an old geezer, you use drain and think you are at the fountain-o-youth

 

-When you see a box, you think it is a supply box

 

-When you get a stick from a tree and think it is a darksaber

 

-When you see all movies that were ever realeased

 

-When you think you can wall walk and and do the wall jump

 

When you do a weird looking kick

 

-When you start watching barney you think it is desann

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when you watch the conan video clip and think " hmm that has me pinned to a T!"

 

 

oh wait, you wanted jkii ones.... um....

 

 

whenever you play base/softball, you keep whining about needing a lightsaber, 'cos we ALL know things hit with a saber will go flying 500 feet, regardless of the power of the hit.:D

 

 

GO ABSL:D

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1) When you look up at the roof of a tall building and think to yourself, I could make it!

 

2) When you're watching the Geonosis arena scene in AotC and scream "DFA Whore!" at the screen.

 

3) Every time you watch Vader choking the life out of someone in the OT, you think "Grip Whore!"

 

4) You swear you saw the Moldy Crow flying around Coruscant in TPM!

 

5) While watching Anakin get his arm cut off in AotC, you think "Woah, g_dismemberment!"

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-when the movies are over...you think "i gotta get the new expansion pack"

 

-you see somebody running backwards in a soccer game, and think "ass-fighter"

 

-you try to jump and walk on the walls for a few steps.

 

-whenever you get a hold of a lightsaber-like object ( a branch, yard stick etc etc) you assume all the three different stances and mimmick all the moves.

 

-you bow before playing any sports game, or a fight.

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