Wacky_Baccy Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Tatooine has 14 suns, several wives, and an unknown (or rather, uncounted) number of daughters. His precise location is uncertain, but he is believed to reside in a trailer park somewhere in Arizona... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 mmmmm Actually tatooine has 6661297743987623496623086740973547.2435349322014 suns but only one or two are very very hot and strong to be seen by tatooine, you can´t see all the suns cause they are very special, in day they make light in tatooine and you can see everything, and when is night, the suns turn into a dark glow that make dark averything, only one or two can be seen cause they are too bigger and they are happy, in all the day they are singing " In a small small world..." and makes happy all the other suns, so, all the suns ask them to go to a special stage to sing and scream and when they are on stage, the special lights they other suns put to see them better makes them more stronger and bigger, that´s the reason they can be seen by tatooine like if there where only one or two suns. (i said "one or two" cause somedays one suns feels sick and doesn´t sing for a time, and the other one need to sing alone and that´s the reason tatooine see different number of suns somedays) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 how many suns *hips*? 4. *buuurp* i say 4.... well.. because *speaks in drunkan voice* when i look ups *hik* i see 4 of them...... and than my answer *almost falls over* would be 5....... *hips* err.... sory about that.....4.... and i see them with all kinds of pink thingies. :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: *falls asleep on the floor snoaring heavaly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Originally posted by Wraith 8 how many suns *hips*? 4. *buuurp* i say 4.... well.. because *speaks in drunkan voice* when i look ups *hik* i see 4 of them...... and than my answer *almost falls over* would be 5....... *hips* err.... sory about that.....4.... and i see them with all kinds of pink thingies. :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: *falls asleep on the floor snoaring heavaly* *takes this opportunity to paint Wraith up like a clown from hell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Tatooine has no Suns, they are really heat causing devices created by the Freemasons to make the Tatooinians suffer. The Freemasons are run by the Evil James Cameron.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 20, 2002 Author Share Posted July 20, 2002 Answers One legitimate one and a whole bunch of of illegitimate ones (Lizard_Queen) 7 (NeoDios) Tatooine (Dark Sad Shadow) 14 (Wacky_Baccy) 6661297743987623496623086740973547.2435349322014 (Devil Doll) 4 (Wraith 8) none (Clefo) Bonus The bonus goes to five people...again: Lizard_Queen, Dark Sad Shadow, Wacky_Baccy, Devil Doll, and Wraith 8 for the most 'informative'/funny answers RPG Bonus Question None [other info] Since Clefo replied late, he isn't eligible for bonus points. (Although it was my fault for not updating at six replies. ) [/other info] The points go to: 1st: Lizard_Queen 7 points 2nd: NeoDios 5 points 3rd: Dark Sad Shadow 5 points 4th: Wacky_Baccy 4 points 5th: Devil Doll 3 points 6th: Wraith 8 2 points 7th: Clefo 1 point Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 69 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 47 points 3rd: Wraith 8 43 points 4th: NeoDios 38 points 4th: Devil Doll 38 points 5th: Tyrion 35 points 6th: NeoDios 33 points 6th: Lynk Former 33 points 7th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 8th: Lizard_Queen 17 points 9th: Kyle d'Tana 13 points 9th: AB_Legion 13 points 10th: Dark Sad Shadow 11 points 11th: matt-windu 5 points 11th: Commander 598 5 points 12th: Wasslara 4 points 13th: Clefo 1 point 16th Question: Why did Qui-Gon Jin want Anakin Skywalker to come with him instead of Anakin's mother Shmi Skywalker? RPG Bonus Question What is the Time Matrix? Hint: XWA-RP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 He wanted to put him in a sweatshop in Taiwan so he could make 30 dollar Nike's for .50 cents an hour. His high mediclorian count would serve well in the shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Do you EVEN have to ask? I mean come on...the answer is SOOOOO obvious. I mean think about it...soon to be alone older man who has always had a pretty child living with him that calls him master? Why do you THINK he wanted him to come but not the mom. Oh all right I'll tell you. *clears throat* He needed someone to clean his rooms at the jedi temple. Shmi was an adult and a woman so she woulda pimp slapped him and told him to clean his own mess up. But Anakin was young and impressionable. He could be made to keep the rooms clean and he's small enough to fit under the bed and retreive all the old wine bottle Qui-Gon hides under there. RPG It's that thingy that does that thing to that dude and...yeah...thats what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Q 16 - Qui-Gon wanted Anakin to go with him rather than Shmi because he didn't trust Watto, or that 'new' hyperdrive he'd got from him, and new that Anakin would be much more useful than Shmi if it failed on them - and he eats less and does what you tell him to, as well RPG - The Time Matrix (as far as I can gather...), is a device (or possibly a "place" of sorts (in the loosest sense) - you weren't all that clear, Red ) which allows one to go back (and possibly forward... your posts are astonishingly obscure ) in time, and alter (by what means it is not yet clear ()) the past, and by doing so alter the future... *waits patiently for his two extra points * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Because that way Qui-gon could put Anikan in a small dark room so he wouldn't see Qui-gon and his mom together RPG A big glowing globe that lets you move through time. I was told that somewhere, or out of a book. I forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Well, Qui - Gon wants anakin cause he was a looking for a child who can repair all the things that jedis broke for free, Anakin was an excellent mechanic and qui won always broke his LS (and also obi Wan) and only anakin will fix it for free, Shmi fix it but she do it for money, and qui won was greedy at that time, he thougt that is Anakin go with him Shmi will go too, but Shmi didn´t went with him, so Qui Gon thougt Shmi will go later when she miss Anakin, but then she was sold(as you can see in SWEII) and she never see Anakin again. Anakin was working a lot with Qui Gon until he was killed, then Obi Wan do the same like his Jedi Master and start saying to Anakin that he will always do what Qui Gon and his Mother always want to do, that´s the reason Anakin never said anything and work a lot for nothing until count Dooku make Anakin never work again, he cried a lot and tried to understand why Shmi never went with him, but he never knew what really happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Why did Qui-Gon Jin want Anakin Skywalker to come with him instead of Anakin's mother Shmi Skywalker? ----- Well , this a little hard to explain: The past of QuiGon Jin was a mistery, but i shall reveal it: In the Jedi School days, Qui Gon was in a party, he got drunk... then the others jedis put a woman in front of him,; she started to do a sexy dance and Qui Gon was impressed... then the dancer kissed him and Qui noticed a little difference between a mans and womans body... so he was scared of womans... In a future he got Obi wan as padawan because he was afraid of women, so he fell in love with Obi Wan... until he went in Tatooine and meet Anakin, he saw that ObiWan was a little old for his own "practices" (dont ask me wich kind of...) so he felt a disturbance in his heart and then he became a pedophile thats the reason that he took anakin and not shmi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 Answers to put him in a sweatshop in Taiwan (Clefo) to clean his rooms at the jedi temple (Lizard_Queen) in case the hyperdrive broke (Wacky_Baccy) to put him in a small dark room (NeoDios) to repair all the things that jedis broke for free (Devil Doll) Qui-Gon was scared of women (Dark Sad Shadow) Bonus The bonus goes to three people: Lizard_Queen, Devil Doll, and Dark Sad Shadow all for the most informative (*cough*if slightly perverted*cough) answers RPG Bonus Question The answer is at the very least a time-traveling device. I think NeoDios reads Animorphs because he guessed right on The bonus (2 points) goes to both Wacky_Baccy and NeoDios, because of extra information provided in NeoDios' post. (Sorry LQ ) The RPGs this question was taken from: The Cantina Six: Return of the Dead Guy and The Canitna 7: Fight For the Future in XWA-RP (or rather here for the time being) The points go to: 1st: Clefo 6 points 2nd: Lizard_Queen 5 points 3rd: Wacky_Baccy 6 points 4th: NeoDios 5 points 5th: Devil Doll 3 points 6th: Dark Sad Shadow 2 points Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 75 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 47 points 3rd: Wraith 8 43 points 3rd: NeoDios 43 points 4th: Devil Doll 41 points 5th: Tyrion 35 points 6th: Lynk Former 33 points 7th: Lizard_Queen 22 points 8th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 9th: Dark Sad Shadow 13 points 9th: Kyle d'Tana 13 points 9th: AB_Legion 13 points 10th: Clefo 7 points 11th: matt-windu 5 points 11th: Commander 598 5 points 12th: Wasslara 4 points 17th Question: What identity did Princess Leia Organa take on when she went to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 shhhhh....... Well, she had a twin brother..... but nobody knows about the 3 son of anakin!! it was her twin sister who was the dressed as the bounty hunter who rescued Han... Leia was dressed like a gamorrean guard, because then she can do whatever she want, she can drool, fart loudly, and scratch her ........legs.... in front of all, that´s because she cant do it in front of all the Diplomatics so thats the reason why she dressed like a Gamorrean Guard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Simply She uses the identity of Padme, no one knows how did Leia Knew about Padme, but she used that identity to save Han Solo. The Real origin of Leia Knew about Padme was this: In a dream Leia´s spirit was taken to the past times and she saw strange things, she saw two girls that look equal, she can´t hear anything, she only can saw two Jedis, a boy and those two girls, cause she cant listen anything she started to read the lips, but they were talking to fast that she can only understand that one of the girls was called Padme, she liked her and she always tried to dream with that girls again to know more about them, but she can´t, so, when she went to save han Solo , she remembered that cute girl and tries to dress like she was.(originaly Leia was trying to use a ewok custom, but she was too tall to use it, so she dressed like Padme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Micheal Jackson. Thats why he's had so much plastic surgery. It's really leia hidin out. Cuz after all, you don't go takin out a HUTT without expecting his homies to come bust a cap in yo @$$ and leia didn't want that. Plus those really cool dance moves hypnotized the crowd so she could get Han free and started a massive trend of wearing one silver sparkly glove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Leia Organa became known as Lee Organic (she felt like her life needed a change in direction anyway... A big one...), and moved to Dagobah to grow things in Yoda's Swamp... She was highly successful, and now owns a galaxy-wide chain of 'Veg-E-Marts', with customers ranging from the Hutts (they need high quality toppings for their pizzas) to the Gungans of Naboo, who will eat almost anything if they don't think it'll kill them... ...The answer is in there... You don't even have to wade through all the crap to get to it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 24, 2002 Author Share Posted July 24, 2002 *kick-punt* *needs two more replies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Chewie's little sister. She took enough crap from chewie so she turned him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 She took on the role of Beatrice in "Much Ado About Nothing" and put on a preformance in Jabba's hall that made him wet his nonexistent pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 ((Is it just me, or is [was] this thread not where it should have been? I had to dig through my IE history to even get here - it wasn't shown on any of the Downtime pages, and I looked up to 10 days back... )) Also... *Bump * We still need answers, poeple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 25, 2002 Author Share Posted July 25, 2002 Answers a Gamorrean Guard (Dark Sad Shadow) Padme (Devil Doll) Micheal Jackson (Lizard_Queen) Lee Organic (Wacky_Baccy) Chewie's little sister (NeoDios) Beatrice in "Much Ado About Nothing" (Clefo) Bonus The bonus goes to four people: Dark Sad Shadow, Devil Doll, Lizard_Queen and Wacky_Baccy for the most informative answers RPG Bonus Question None The points go to: 1st: Dark Sad Shadow 7 points 2nd: Devil Doll 6 points 3rd: Lizard_Queen 5 points 4th: Wacky_Baccy 4 points 5th: NeoDios 2 points 6th: Clefo 1 points Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 79 points 2nd: Devil Doll 47 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 47 points 3rd: NeoDios 45 points 4th: Wraith 8 43 points 5th: Tyrion 35 points 6th: Lynk Former 33 points 7th: Lizard_Queen 27 points 8th: Dark Sad Shadow 20 points 9th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 10th: Kyle d'Tana 13 points 10th: AB_Legion 13 points 11th: Clefo 8 points 12th: matt-windu 5 points 12th: Commander 598 5 points 13th: Wasslara 4 points 18th Question: What did Luke Skywalker do to Bib Fortuna to gain an audience with Jabba the Hutt? RPG Bonus Question Name a forum RPG based on a computer game. Hint: RSRP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 He had obtained some interesting photos of Bib Fortuna doing strange things to various barnyard animals wearing nothing but socks and a "Party Naked" T-Shirt. Bib resisted at first, but then Luke pulled out a picture of him with a Shetland Pony that was not his wife. Bib complied after that RPG BONUS: Age of Wonders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 First, Bib fortuna is a Girl. and jabba has a... ya know. which is why she hangs around Jabba. ANyway, in come this punk Jedi Kid, and WHOOHOO! ya know what they say about Jedi's and thier lightsabers, if ya know what i mean. oh yeah. they just did it in a small corner of the palace, and Fortuna let him in. RPG:I'll go with Age Of Wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 he asked him very nicely .... the way only a man with a large cylindrical thrumming weapon can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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