shidobu Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Joka'ar Well, I would use it for self-defence:D (Well I can apply some of my Kendo skills.) Since I really want to carry a compact sword, so I guess this lightsaber will be suitable for me:D wouldn't a kodachi be more appropriate there? after all, once you ignite a lightsaber it is no longer compact. **100th post w00t!!** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 screw a lightsaber, i'd be happy with a stun baton! going around stunning everybody:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 A lightsaber would be a good thing to take camping. chop fire wood and start fires and kill that stupid yogi bear for taking my picinic basket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throno-Denkai Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 I would form a jedi council:D No not really. I would go and kill gangsters, mafias and stuff!!! What i am really trying to say is i would use it for good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chastan Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 get up to six stars and then get the tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Joka'ar Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Well shinobu, wat I mean is the Lightsaber Hilt is much more shorter then a Kadochi rite? When I ignite, I will have a standard Katana. Anyway I prefer Katana over Kadochi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 TO GET CHICKS!!!!! Heheh, "Wanna see my lightsaber?" Anyway, I would take care of those annoying freshmen and sophomores who act like they're on crack 24/7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Sell it for 50 billion dollars. Then steal it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Angel Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by Chastan get up to six stars and then get the tank Are you referring to Grand Theft Auto III? Anyway, I'd use my lightsaber to become the absolute most popular guy in school. No more f'ing bullies are gonna make fun of me being obsessed with Star Wars. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! (I don't really have much of a problem with that, but still...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 The first thing I would do is unscrew the back and see what size batteries it would take. Can you imagine if you were luke? Luke: nods his head to r2 on the nearbye skiff, jumps off the gangplank and does a back flip in the air r2: shoots the lightsaber out of his dome head luke: grabs the saber :::cue music::: grins a little and......nothing. Suddenly jabba's guards push him into the sarlacc, as jabba laughs himself ****tless. You can never have too many batteries. Oh yeah, and at christmas time I wuould use it to carve the roast beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotionMan Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 -I would lay around the house and order pizza, and when the dilivery boy sticks out his hand to collect the $ i would turn on my light saber and take his hand off. *SLAM* the door and eat my delicious pizza. -I would walk around bumping into people real hard, especially muscle bound fools. When they turn around to talk smack or give me a dirty look, I would open up my coat a bit: Just enough for him to see the Saber hanging from my belt. Hell back down like a dog with his tail between his legs. -I would go on the rosie O Donnel show and charge her with the same intensity that Mace charged Jango and *SWOOSH*! Ill take her fat chubby head off! -I would open up large animals stomachs and sleep inside of their dead bodies. -Of coarse after all these things I would be arested and sent to an insane asylum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit fisto JK Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 I would try to pick up chicks but I would get slaped when i'd ask *you wana see me light saber* hell I get slaped when I try to ask that now:rhett: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit fisto JK Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 (edit-Gonk- *ahem*....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by Kit fisto JK dont be a homofob Yeah, seriously, I never even noticed that post. I'm reporting it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Hmmm...you mean "homophobe?" I didn't see him give any indication that he was afraid of homosexuals--did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by Pedantic Hmmm...you mean "homophobe?" I didn't see him give any indication that he was afraid of homosexuals--did you? He said he wants to murder gay people. That sounds pretty homophobic to me . If he just didn't like them, he would ignore them. Hate is bred of fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throno-Denkai Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Hmm, looks like all of you are in the path of the dark force:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Yes, I am afraid of Domino's pizza, that's why I hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit fisto JK Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 people usualy do hate things that they are afraid of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by Pedantic Yes, I am afraid of Domino's pizza, that's why I hate it. You hate it? I doubt it, perhaps you dislike it, but I doubt that you hate it, hate is a very strong word, and wanting to murder a person suggests that it is on a very deep level. If you disagree with me, and think that someone who wants to murder a general group of people who do nothing to harm others is hating on the same level as your dislike of Dominos Pizza, then I suggest you seek counseling (seriously). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 what would I do with a lightsaber?Go to school,light my lightsaber so no punks even think of do something to me:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit fisto JK Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by Vestril You hate it? I doubt it, perhaps you dislike it, but I doubt that you hate it, hate is a very strong word, and wanting to murder a person suggests that it is on a very deep level. If you disagree with me, and think that someone who wants to murder a general group of people who do nothing to harm others is hating on the same level as your dislike of Dominos Pizza, then I suggest you seek counseling (seriously). makes sence this does:rhett: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 And I doubt he actually wants to murder them. Don't worry, I have had counseling and found that I didn't need it (not to mention it wouldn't work anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by Kit fisto JK makes sence this does:rhett: To be honest I'm really hoping that all of the posts related to that one are going to be deleted, mine included. That sort of thing doesn't have a place here, IMO --Edit-- And I doubt he actually wants to murder them. Don't worry, I have had counseling and found that I didn't need it (not to mention it wouldn't work anyway). I realize that, but even joking about it is really not cool...I mean if you replaced Gays with some racial slur, I think almost anyone would agree that it was pretty bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit fisto JK Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 hay I started this and I should end it killing people because there different is wrong only kill if they have joined the dark side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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