-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted July 17, 2002 Author Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Goten583 "The power comes in response to a need, not a desire." Goku- Sorry but im a big DBZ dork. "Isn't it about time we got back to hating the French?"- George Carlin i hear you on that man, DBZ is one of my fav shows, then Zoids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zindell Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Wise men make proverbs, fools repeat them. Thasts my fave to say to people who make quotes. I am become death, destroyer of worlds. oppenheimer said that after the atomic bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eben15 Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 I've got to start being nicer to my son and meaner to my dad-Homer. Obi-wan, has taught you well-Vader. I will f**k up your kids- Bernie Mac If you'r old enough to talk back, you'r old enough to get kicked in the stomach or the throat- bernie Mac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 "whats that" "this my friend is a pint" "it comes in pints....im getting one" (from lotr" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Bernie mac is hilarious:lol: 'Why you always cryin? You gotta be a man' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eben15 Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 I forgot one. I am what children see when they first imagine what death will be like.- Midnighter, from the Authority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Goten583 [bSorry but im a big DBZ dork. [/b] no really i would have never guessed *glances at avatar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 the entire dune quote...i just have one part in my siggy. And the leg quote also in my sig:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by XERXES the entire dune quote...i just have one part in my siggy. And the leg quote also in my sig:D Hey can you put it all out because Paul/Mohadie<cant remember how to spell his name> says it to fast... :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 heres another one "youd best un**** yourself OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND **** DOWN YOUR NECK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Angel Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 "These days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and power." --President ShinRa, Final Fantasy VII Definitely true, and sort of how I see things in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Knight Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda i actually use that in real life is that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Knight Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda i actually use that in real life is that bad? No it shows your a fan... edit: If you run around slowching with a stick talking like him that is scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Knight Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Camus No it shows your a fan... edit: If you run around slowching with a stick talking like him that is scary... that was only for that week i have never done that since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Knight that was only for that week i have never done that since "you need more detail on the pinus" (misspelled on purpous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon "you need more detail on the pinus" (misspelled on purpous That was uncalled for hes my clan leader... :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Knight Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon "you need more detail on the pinus" (misspelled on purpous yeah i din't find that very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Camus That was uncalled for hes my clan leader... :S no no no thats a quote but i dont think its from a movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegy Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 You sound like some pussy whipped 4th grader who spends his hours of free time dressing up in his grandma's panties, rubbing peanut butter all over himself. Wit directed toward some dumbass at another one of my forums. Over there we don't immediately close posts and ban trouble makers. We pick them apart piece by piece and really bring out their stupidity before we give them the boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 "Caw, Caw, Bang F*CK i'm dead!"- The Crow "God, has a HARD ON for Marines"- Full Metal Jacket "IT'S HIM! WHAT'S HIM DOING HERE?"- The Jerk "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"- Army of Darkness OBI-WAN: "You seem to be a little on edge." ANAKIN: "Not at all." OBI-WAN: "I have not felt you this tense since, we fell in that nest of gundarks" Anaking laughs. ANAKIN: "You fell in that nightmare Master, and I rescued you. Remember?" OBI-WAN: "Oh Yes" *chuckles* "I think we broke her"- The Crow "Don't worry, I can sense everything that goes on in that room, trust me" "Your senses aren't that attuned, my young apprentice" "and yours are?" "possibly"- Attack of the Clones "I... I killed them.... I killed them all... they are dead... every single one of them... and not just the man, but the woman, and the children to. They are like animals and I slathered them like animals. I hate them!"- Attack of the Clones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 The following quotes are from the funniest movie I have ever seen to date........Airplane! "What's your vector victor? Roger over? Over you copy? Roger...huh?" "That ho be messin' with my old lady got to be runnin cold up the side yo head......know what i'm sayin? Say guy pretty jay I did the same ole', same ole' , know what they say? See a broad to booty at am......lay me down to smack em' yack em! Cold got to be shiiiiiiii........... "Excuse me I speake jive. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow!" "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue." "We're taking out the storage depot at 0900 hours. We're coming in low below they're radar." "When will you be back?" "Well that's classified." "What a pisser!" "Don't start with your white zone **** again!" "Billy do you like movies about gladiators?" "Ever hang around the gymnasium?" "Billy you ever seen a grown man naked?" "I take my coffee black....like my men!" "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with doctors and patients......but that's not important." "Doctor surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious......and stop calling me Shirley!" "I took the train to Hawaii and I never saw her again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibballin Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 this one is from original kings of comedy " i wish a mutha****er would!" -steve harvey and im a simpsons fan so i have to throw in some Sells guy : "Take this object, but beware! It carries a terrible curse..." Homer : "Ooh, that's bad!" Sells guy: "...but it comes with a free frozen yogurt i call 'frogurt'..." Homer : "That's good!" Sells guy : "...the frogurt is also cursed..." Homer : "That's bad!" Sells guy : "...but you get your choice of topping..." Homer : "That's good!" Sells guy : "The toppings contain potassium benzoate..." [silence] Sells guy : "That's bad!" Homer : "Can I go now?" homer-"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthbong Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Camus Im 19 and im missem too... I also have another quote that I like but forgot... "Thou shalt not kill remember. What kind of church man are you anyways?" Vash - Trigun I'm 18 and I miss calvin and hobbes tons! My fav quote form star wars would have to be, [obi to anakin] "why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?" and for just normal quotes: "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." -Ambrose Bierce "Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."-Steve Martin "You show me a capitalist, I'll show you a bloodsucker." -Malcolm X "He who can, does. He who cannot teaches." -George Bernard Shaw "There are no short cuts to any place worth going." -??? "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." -Gandhi "Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -Oscar Wilde "Ninety percent of the game is half mental." -Jim Wohford "Life without danger is a waste of oxygen." -??? "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" -??? "The internet is a great way to get on the net." -Bob Dole "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by mima kake My best quote is from this amazing dutch t.v. commercial "BIERTJE" "eyyyyyyyy" *does the funny thing with the hands* "biertje!" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharaFett Posted July 18, 2002 Share Posted July 18, 2002 4 out of every 7 of the funniest quotes ever made are from none other than homer simpson! WOO HOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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