Darth Homer Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 16) Get thin now with Hitler!! 17) So much for horse power... 18) It became obvious who had "Delt it" 19) America's least secret agents 20) I am CORNHOLIO!! I need TP for my bunghole!!! 21) Gee, I thought the ship form "The Navigator" was a bit bigger than this! 22) Aging hippies are so sad... 23) My car be's ambidextrous!! wha? oh! Amphibian!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 8. how do you expect us to move our thermonuclear weapon into the stadium like that? 9. Remember, 2 scoops are better than one! 10. Who hired the marx brothers as spies? (cocking sound of a gun) 11. My hair is blonde!!! WAAH!!!! I WANT IT RED!!!!!!!! WAAH!!!! 12. I think it goes here, no here, no here! 13. You are gonna get that plane down, so help me that you have to take it right down to the ground! (wood drops on the car) 14. doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo...DING!!!!! FIX THAT DAMNED MUSIC! 15. What are you waiting for? SHoot it, Damn it, Shoot the damned thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 16 - "Look Maw! It's an elephant!" "That's nice dear." 17 - The load of **** he had was more than his ass could bear. 18 - Guess which one is a terrorist. 19 - Aaaahh, another of america's great student films. 20 - Coke's new add campaign for episode II to combat pepsi's campaign from episode I. 21 - What would happen if extremely intelligent, peaceful aliens landed in Arkansas. "Look at tha new centerpiece I brought ya Maw!" 22 - Bob tries to no avail to hide the largest of the places where the paint had come off his car posing in a gesture of love for it. 23 - "Look maw! These oarlocks and wheels you mounted on the bathtub work pretty dang good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 ROFL. Keep them coming guys! Next batch of pictures: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 8: "Commander? You know that nuclear warhead we were supposed to be stealing..." 9: T minus ten seconds till Curious George's first brainfreeze. 10: It's those damned cellphones again... 11: "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW????" 12: "The secret of my genius? The secret is in the pen..." 13: "PA? How many floorboards did you say again?" 14: The first of Rhett's experiments in the quest to solve the age-old question: Would you rather be killed by a tiger or a shark? () 15: As Clem marches up 13th street in his newest "costume", a nuclear rocket encasing: "I dare you civilians to throw tomatoes at me now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 16: "But Mom, I'm not finished re-inflating myself!" 17: "Activate the Omega Donkey-Launcher." 18: Bob waits silently for the rest of the van to fall asleep...only then can he put his master plan into action. 19: "We're here to protect Earth from the scum of the business offi...did you just grab my ass?" 20: "Let the Coke flow through you, boy!" 21: Passerby: "THERE'S A BOMB IN THAT GUY'S BRAIN! ...no, really!" 22: "I don't care that you don't have that nice red paint job anymore! I love you for who you are! Now...will you please start?" 23: "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the...wait, what happened to the stream?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 16. Bob's career as a belly dancer was cut short by one small detail: He had no belly! 17. Here we see Brazil's Department of Defense demonstrating their newest artillery weapon: The donkey launcher! 18. "I told you an ice-capades class trip wouldn't going to go over well!" 19. Being a School hall monitor, in this day an age, is a whole new ball game! 20. Coke-Cola's new add campaign featuring an endorsement from Ghengis Khan was not as successful as Coke-Cola had hoped. 21. I've heard of people always having food "on the brain" but this is rediculous! 22. Although high school sweathearts, Bob and his car, came from different worlds and slowly grew apart, until eventually Bob dumped the car. 23. After having to much to drink, Betty thought she would enjoy a small fishing trip on the lake. The family agreed: it could be worse, at least she didn't take the speedboat out to waterski! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 16.Metabolife's newest ad campain gone wrong 17.Why America invented the F-150 18. What happens when the bus movie is A.I! 20. "BACK - or I'll hit you with my deadly -err -coke bottle!!" 21. Some people take Airport Security a bit too far. 22. "PLEEEEEEAASE Start....Pleeeeasee" 23. A patient from the Insane Asylum today tried to escape, however, her efforts failed when she realised the faster she pattled the closer "THEY" got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 16. Man this new weight loss program is great and, Oh my God, I really have no genitalia!! 17. How to tell if your ass is too small 18. Ok, every hold still, we can loop the video feed and play it back so we can escape off the bus and......oh well, nevermind, forget it. 19. Toy gun $14, new suit $194, picture of you checking out some girl's ass in a yearbook poss PRICELESS... 20. Pepsi sucks, all real jedi wannabes drink coke, feel my wraith 21. Joe Dirt, now the is a mullet 22. Yeah, it runs, it just needs a little love 23. If you have ever been too drink to fish, you might be a redneck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 #8 A Great catch by Ed the Fork-Lift Driver saves the world from nuclear disaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 8. A new meaning to the term "reckless endangerment" 9. I dunno.....some cheesy advertisement 10. The not-so-famous, not-so-sexy MI6 agent 008 11. "Waaaah.......what? Stop? But I don't want to stop this incredibly bad acting! Waaaaaahh................" 12. *guy with marker thinking* "They have no idea what I'm talking about. Add a little more BS, and chaos will rei- whoops, there they go!" 13. Okay, this isn't funny!! How did you get this picture of me, Rhett??? (j/k) 14. *diver chuckling* "Death come soon, it shall. That Yoda dude's a moron." 15. *Looks at the empty streets* "Where did everyone go? I just want to be your friend!!" 16. Okay, Rhett, now you have embarassing pictures of me!! Who's your source!? TELL ME!!!! (j/k) 17. Caution: do not exceed 1500 lb weight limit. I will finish later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 8)Handle with care! 9)WHAT KIND OF MONKEY EATS ICE CREAM!! 10)Modern-Day mafia 11)I got a phone! 12)e squared =WEED! 13)Why cant i move? 14)I have the strangest feeling im being followed 15)The end is near.... 16)Human pictionary 17)Obviosly the donkeys backside weighs more than the front 18)Terrorist attack and the criminal is the man thats not dead 19)James bond in high school with his woman 20)The locals are restless 21)OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU EAT!? 22)Man who loves car... 23)Some people dont have patience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D@rth M@ul Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Great job guys! Remember to keep on numbering these so I know what goes with what! Next set of pics: 1) The taliban forgot to train to drive Forklifts. I hope no one notices my buttcheek resembling lip. Bill read the stories about the great flood and noah, and since then, he's warn that rubber floaty and armed himself. THE PHONE CORD JUST WENT THROUGH MY HAIR AHHHHHHHHHH I promise, hes not looking, go ahead, take a hit. THE SKY IS FALLING "No honey, its just the cargo from a scottys truck falling on our car" I wonder if my cut toe will attract any sea animals. 3-dimensional pictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett ROFL. Keep them coming guys! Next batch of pictures: "Jenny Jones OWNS!!!!" "Santa fired his reindeer, and found a more money-efficient mode of transportation." "Why do I always get night-watch?" "ok, break on two. heeeeeeyyyyyy.......Whose that guy in the blue jeans?" "the new and improved tck sabers mod." "I eat pieces of S*** like you for breakfast!" "Mr. and Mrs. Toyota." "I am up the creek without water." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 maybe ill tell johnny what the "print screen" button is for later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 27, 2002 Author Share Posted August 27, 2002 Hazaa! More pics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 "Hello? FedEX I need someone to sign for this package? "Thanks for the ride mister! Mind if I bring along a friend?" "Don't forget to roll up the windows when we park." KEEP OFF THE GRASS.......?!?! 9 out of 10 tastes tests prove, there's just no comparisson! "Who got Game?" Drinking+Boating=Accidents Any questions? "Ok, so she lays down, and I pull this string........then what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 24. "Hello? I'm selling Alligator Scout Cookies. I I mean GIRL Scout." 25. Bumper sticker: Refugee Camp or Bust 26. "Man I hope I can fit in there!" 27. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ummmmmmmmmmm 28. "Bud Weiser...Old Style...Budweiser...Old Style..............Bud Weiser." 29. Man in audience to self "Man how's he ever gonna shoot it into that hoop?" 30. "I knew this boat would be good for SOMETHING!" 31. Rhett's ultimate Natalie Trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 24. Until his growth spurt, Godzilla found his teenage years ackward and difficult. 25. Oh Boy! The Afghani Circus is coming to town! 26. There's a reason why our "Silver-Spoked 4-Wheeler wheels" and low-profile street tires are called the Cadillac of 4-Wheeling wheels. They're perfect for taking your 4-Wheeler out for an elegant night on the town. 27. Extra Gum lasts longer so you can too! Even if you are a rodent? 28. ...so this squirell walks into a bar and orders a Budweiser, an Old Style Beer, and a straw... 29. Finally a Sport where Rommel feels at home! j/k Rommel 30. He later re-christened his boat to "Saved my Ass" 31. "If you use the bed of an old pickup truck as a sun umbrella... you might just be a redneck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 24) Unfortuneatly, "The Attack of the Regular Sized Alligator" wasn't a big box-office draw 25) When fleeing an opressive government with over 300 of your friends, only Mercedes Benz will do. 26) "Look, Bob!! We have a new winner of the coveted 'Most Pathetic Car Buff Award'!!!" 27) Mmmm...a fatty...I MEAN GUM!! WHAT DELICIOUS GUM!!!! 29) Where are they now? Rocky Squirrel. Claim to fame: 1/2 of Rocky & Bullwinkle. Sadly, this former cartoon star has become depressed and turned to alcohol. 29) Just wait 'till the dunking contest... 30) "Honey? I've got good news and bad news....good news is, the boats' just fine...." 31) Cleetus tries to "snag miself a womuns." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 24) Wilma!! the humans wont let me in! 25)Bush is walking by! Climb to a place he cant see us! 26)I got bugs in my teeth, i need to steal a windshield..... 27)*sniffs* so this is what people throw on the grass? 28)*same squirell comes across beer* i always want to feel good about myself 29)Short men are excellent at going down under 30)Ahhh i can smeel that brisk, clean mountain ai...AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! 31)when my mother in law sits on this chair then...BOOM! Who needs poison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 24. Honey I think the neighbors left the gate open again! 25. *Overheard at Mexican/US border* ?Tu no llevando cualesqiera drogas ilegales Senor? ?No? Bueno, continue. 26. Finally! An ATV made specifically for the road! 27. Ground Hogs like gum so should you, buy Ground Hog gum. 28. The reason why squirrels can't remember where all their nuts went. 29. It looks like he's making a break for the hoop! That's 3'6" of raw power baby! 30. It's time for another Good Idea Bad Idea. Good Idea - Taking your boat out. Bad Idea - Using your boat as an anchor for "Truck Bungee" 31. Hay maw! Luk at me new invintation, now you can shave yur hairs outside, an not worry bout yer skin burnin up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 How much longer until we get new pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Can this one become an unsticky ... and the Dark Tide one sticky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 WHO WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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