Tyrion Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I do not know how long I'll last here,or how long my sanity will hold out. It's been three days since I was shipwrecked onto this damned island. I thought I saw a dark,sad,shadow giving a stern,piercing look at me as I was running out of the water.The tree's leaves were green and blue and pink and red.The waters were a dark,green almost like poison.The sky was Crimson. Then,as I was gaining wood for making a shelter,a strange creature I dubbed "backy". It was really wacky and it had a wierd obbsession with my leg. I had to slam it into the wall tons of times. Then,while I was sleeping, my freind from my homeland,Darth Clem, crashed near my tent. I woke up and I went to get him out.Then,the barbarians of the land came and tried to kill us with pointy spam spears and spam shields. A pure bolt of spam came from the sky and hit Darth Clem, making him turned to spam. Some weird "Prophet" came to me. He uttered some words which was in a dilect I couldnt understand,but I distinctly heard of the word "Aresen". It was myth that this "Aresen" was a mystic island. Normal people would go in,but the insanity took control of thier body and thier very mind and soul.I was taken to the head temple,dedicated to spam I think. From my deduction,I saw the leader of the barbarians,the prophet, leader of thier militia, and that same shadow.I cant remember anymore,maybe a good night rests will help me remember. Cookies to anyone who guess who the shadow,the leaders,and the prophet are. How is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I think you're nuts enough for posting this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Rogue Nine I think you're nuts enough for posting this. Noooo..IIII are is nottyyWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*pant* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 ^ has already been clained by insanity and spam but is too foolish to realize it. DSS Cmdr. Cracken. Wacky Baccy Camus (i think) Prophet- i have NO idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Lizard_Queen ^ has already been clained by insanity and spam but is too foolish to realize it. DSS Cmdr. Cracken. Wacky Baccy Camus (i think) Prophet- i have NO idea Cmdr. Craken is right,so is Wacky baccy. The prophet one is hard.Camus is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Prophet = me? militia leader = Rogue15? I dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Redwing Prophet = me? militia leader = Rogue15? I dunno Prophet- Yes,it was you. Militia leader=oh,SOOOO close. You have a person who's in the group,but he's not that potition.So close.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 How could you leave out the psychotic beast the devourers all that it wants (mr. weasel)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Then,as I was gaining wood for making a shelter,a strange creature I dubbed "backy". It was really wacky and it had a wierd obbsession with my leg. I don't seem to recall ever having any weird obsessions with your leg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 Ah that was a great sleep. Now I'll explain the rest that happend at that time- WHAT THE HELL!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! Ahhh some crazy lady is grabbing be and she seems to have a tatto of a lizard on her forhead and on here backpack tons of dolls dangling down hanging by the head. I am being taken to this bedroom and....zzzzzzzzzzz. I woke up naked,but for some reason I feel very tired and wondering how I got here. I tried to get off the bed,but it flipped over and I landed into a pit,with a small weasle near me.I tried to pet it,but it jumped for my(censored) and I run fast as I can away. I found a Spam Sword and I repeadily hit the weasle with it,but it only grew bigger.Then,I talked to it with a sensible topic,and it grew smaller and smaller till it was a ant and I stomped on it. A door suddenly appeared,so i'm going in. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Lizard_Queen and Mr. Weasel at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion Prophet- Yes,it was you. Militia leader=oh,SOOOO close. You have a person who's in the group,but he's not that potition.So close.. Well, considering R15 was the invasion leader until his two-month-long hiatus... I don't think we *have* another "militia leader". O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Redwing Well, considering R15 was the invasion leader until his two-month-long hiatus... I don't think we *have* another "militia leader". O_o Fine...leader of the military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 damn this is like a book with a lot of blank pages! dammit! continue da story! *puts his swords blade against Ty's thoat* do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Lynk Former damn this is like a book with a lot of blank pages! dammit! continue da story! *puts his swords blade against Ty's thoat* do it! The door led to a hallway.As I was walking through there,it blurred into black and white.As I walking, I saw a small river running through the cracks.I saw a strange rune,and I touched it and I was transported to this shrine. A beautiful half-naked woman walked up to me and showed me her bed. Just as she kissed me, she transformed into a huge beast. It was almost like a bird,and it had red feathers and a aura of fire surrounding him. He talked in the Aresen dilect,and a huge sword of fire appeared right infront of me,almost like it made the sword for me.I took the sword,and I felt a warmth inside me. And,in a flash of fire,I was transported back to the very spot of where I touched the rune,fully clother though. Feeling warmth inside and hope,I vowed to find a way out, using the quote "The ends jutisfy the means", by anymeans possible,even the death of Aresen and it's people. Am I a good story teller for a 11 year old,or is it just my insanity speaking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion The door led to a hallway.As I was walking through there,it blurred into black and white.As I walking, I saw a small river running through the cracks.I saw a strange rune,and I touched it and I was transported to this shrine. A beautiful half-naked woman walked up to me and showed me her bed. Just as she kissed me, she transformed into a huge beast. It was almost like a bird,and it had red feathers and a aura of fire surrounding him. He talked in the Aresen dilect,and a huge sword of fire appeared right infront of me,almost like it made the sword for me.I took the sword,and I felt a warmth inside me. And,in a flash of fire,I was transported back to the very spot of where I touched the rune,fully clother though. Feeling warmth inside and hope,I vowed to find a way out, using the quote "The ends jutisfy the means", by anymeans possible,even the death of Aresen and it's people. ...*rereads part 3*... wait a minute... something ain't quite right here... *reads it once more*... Ty... Hmmmmmmm... i don't wanna say it... but allow me roll around on the floor laughing... (no your storie's good Ty... just that i should stop reading so fast)... sorry, laughing mood... *rolls out of the topic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Lynk Former ...*rereads part 3*... wait a minute... something ain't quite right here... *reads it once more*... Ty... Hmmmmmmm... i don't wanna say it... but allow me roll around on the floor laughing... (no your storie's good Ty... just that i should stop reading so fast)... sorry, laughing mood... *rolls out of the topic* Er...are you praising or mocking me? or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Well do me a favor, please tell me who was mentioned in part 3... don't question me, just answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 He is praising you, but mostly he's laughing his arse off ...I'll tell you why when you're older -Edit- *sulk* ...Beaten again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 10, 2002 Author Share Posted August 10, 2002 Originally posted by Wacky_Baccy He is praising you, but mostly he's laughing his arse off ...I'll tell you why when you're older -Edit- *sulk* ...Beaten again Errr...it was supposed to be like Conan the Barbarian...added that part about the bed for the horney teenagers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Originally posted by Lizard_Queen ^ has already been clained by insanity and spam but is too foolish to realize it. DSS Cmdr. Cracken. Wacky Baccy Camus (i think) Prophet- i have NO idea What do you mean by that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Those are the people he made into characters in his story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion Errr...it was supposed to be like Conan the Barbarian...added that part about the bed for the horney teenagers... I know, that's what got me laughing, i couldn't figure out who you were talking about in there... i thought u just mashed LQ and me together in some sort of freakish form and stuck it in there... *thinks about it again* *gets up...* sorry* i'm not sane remember... sssssshhk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Yeah, it's kind of funny...so if your not the sane member Lynky who is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Posted by Tyrion Errr...it was supposed to be like Conan the Barbarian...added that part about the bed for the horney teenagers... How considerate ...Don't worry, Ty, we believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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