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Looks like I have fallen prey to my families bad genetics and will need to have some knee surgery to fix up, or at least have a look around in my knee.

 

MY two sisters and my mother have all had knee operations of some sort, so I am the last one to join the club.... One knee in the family - bad luck, two knees - a bit suspicious, but they both played a sport bad on knees. Three knees - call the Genome Project, there is something genetic about the physiology of the family.. Four knees - Just wanted to join the rest of the family..

 

Anyone else out there who have problems due to bad genetics.......

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Originally posted by =SSC=Kal-El

Just make sure that when you reproduce, you reproduce with someone who isn't from your country... The gene will prolly get recessive then...

 

And I got no problems, cept that I'm a fat lardass currently shovin chips down my mouth...

 

:rofl:

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Originally posted by Absurd

Some allergies here.

 

I don't want to breed and have smart children.

 

The more stupid people that reproduce, the faster the world will self-destruct - I'm all for that.

 

:eyeraise:

 

All you have to do is get me as a president and I will blow the world up.

 

:D

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Originally posted by BCanr2d2

Looks like I have fallen prey to my families bad genetics and will need to have some knee surgery to fix up, or at least have a look around in my knee.

 

MY two sisters and my mother have all had knee operations of some sort, so I am the last one to join the club.... One knee in the family - bad luck, two knees - a bit suspicious, but they both played a sport bad on knees. Three knees - call the Genome Project, there is something genetic about the physiology of the family.. Four knees - Just wanted to join the rest of the family..

 

Anyone else out there who have problems due to bad genetics.......

 

lol

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Originally posted by =SSC=Kal-El

Just make sure that when you reproduce, you reproduce with someone who isn't from your country... The gene will prolly get recessive then...

 

And I got no problems, cept that I'm a fat lardass currently shovin chips down my mouth...

 

:lol::rofl::lol:

 

in the first sentence i thought that you had somehow increased your bainpower by 300%!

 

and in the second sentence i realised that you hadnt! :p:D

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I have not had any large probs inherited. Just some small traits. I get miagrane headaches from my mom, which is no big deal to handle now. Just had problems with them when I was in elem school. I also got a simular mouth structure as my mom did too, which required lots of painfull braces work and expansion, but after 3 years it was over and now I have nice smile.

 

Most of my injuries have come from playing sports and the occasional just playing around or work injury.

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Originally posted by =SSC=Kal-El

Just make sure that when you reproduce, you reproduce with someone who isn't from your country... The gene will prolly get recessive then...

 

And I got no problems, cept that I'm a fat lardass currently shovin chips down my mouth...

 

Damn that is just straight up Cold

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Funny as hell! :rofl:

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OK Here's the list of birth defects that run in my family (I am subject to all of them) Starting from the head down:

 

1) Blind in one eye.

2) Horrid english teeth.

3) Pectus Carinatum (chicken-chest)

4) 3rd nipple

5) Tricky Bowels

6) Flat feet.

 

I ain't lying, they're wrapped up nicely in a package that god (the little bastard) named Obi_non_kosher.

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