Clem Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Stella i dont like .... it goes to my head too much and apparently its 1 of the worst to make u angry and agressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Clem Stella i dont like .... it goes to my head too much and apparently its 1 of the worst to make u angry and agressive What?!! It doesn't make you angry or aggressive!!!!:mad:Stop saying it does!!!....oh, sorry...been drinking Stella during the day again:D I like Stella...though it's reassuringly expensive:D...Heineken is horrible, and Fosters is okay I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 hey clem, where did u drink stella? cause when its not in belgium its not the real stella. theres a brewery in england,... and yea, the other beers r crap (heiniken,...). theres no beer like belgian beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 i drink the stella in England .... but we normally bring it over from france so its prolly belgian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 could be. but im no stella drinker, the beer for me is jupiler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I hate getting drunk because i act dumb and then feel like a total pr*ck when/if i remember what i did. one time i got an unhealthy desire to suck girl's toes - boy how i regretted that in the morning! And another thing i do is laugh at stupd jokes...i had a tub of chocolates and a girl asked me for the one called 'Fudge' so i pratically pissed myself for the next 20 minutes laughing at my own jokes about "im trying to find Amy's fudge" and other ones along that line:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Steve and his pal Martin bought a case of Stella Artois and drunk the lot in a matter of a couple of hours. Martin turned to steve and says he's going home, and Steve decided he could do with the fresh air. On his way home Steve realises he has no house keys, He lived in a block of six flats with a security door downstairs, also with intercoms for the flat. Thinking that his girlfriend may have returned from her night out, he rang the buzzer. Alas this simple fellow pressed the wrong button and when the woman answered - 'Who is it?' he replied 'It's me, let me in!'. The reply from this poor woman 'I don't know you!' was not received well by my drunken compadre. After several minutes of 'please let me in!' He got the hump and started shouting abuse into the intercom. No more was heard from this woman, and in his drunken haze, he decided that ripping the door off its hinges was the most straightforward solution to the predicament he was in. This was all very well but there was still the final hurdle of gaining entry to his own flat. Being resourceful and as cunning as a fox he attempted to break into his own flat, using a stick he'd procured from the tree outside. Pushing his dainty little hands through the letter box Steve pushed the catch and gained entry. As he did so Steve was tapped on the shoulder by 3 constables, who had caught a burglar with his hand in the cookie jar so to speak. Apparently the woman had called the old bill. 'What you doin' son?' they asked 'I live here honest, i just forgot my key!' said Steve 'The lady upstairs said you called her a f--king bastard!?!?' they replied. 'I thought I was talking to my Girlfreind!' says steve to the coppers. 'Do you normally call your Girlfriend a f--king bastard?' asks the copper. 'Only when she locks me out!' replies Steve. After a number of minutes of questioning and a positive ID made by the woman that Steve had called a F--king Bastard Steve was allowed to finally enter his humble abode. The police left, and Steve could hear them laughing as they left the building. All was OK until the following morning when the afore mentioned woman spilled the beans to Steve's Girlfriend. This proved Steve correct in his assumption that the woman was indeed a f--king bastard. The moral of the story is:- Never forget your keys, especially when dealing with f--king bastards!!!! I hope you guys laugh as much as I have while typing this. If I were to type every daft thing my pal has done while drunk This post would be longer than the holy bible. Enjoy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 lol all the way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronbrothers Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 My story is pretty standard. Came home sloppin' drunk. Fell asleep. Woke up to take a piss. Walked straight past the bathroom into the living room and relieved myself on the sofa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 well i don't get drunk much for the right reason but when i was 13-14 (can't remember ) I was going to a football match, can't remember agianst who, so we got quite pissed on vodka and fell asleep all the way thorugh the match. Fortunately i got up and walked out of the stadium,, i was staggering hoplessly all over the street and managed to let myself fall into a pond and almost drown myself. I came in with no excuse to wqh y i was soaking and pissed thanks for listen to my generally uninteresting story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 LOL!!! This is all gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummo.nz Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I've only gotten memory blanks if I pass out. This has happened to me twice, kinda fell guilty because it means your friends have to look after you (don't suffocate in your own vomit etc) and it ruins their evening. But none of us does it on a regular basis so it's not much of a problem. One of my friends done a very impressive yard glass. It took him awhile to get through it, but one of the times he threw up, a decent amount of the spray/chunks landed INSIDE the yard glass and he still managed to finish it. Well, they do say you should eat when you're drinking....I know recycling is good for the environment, but c'mon that's a bit extreme. Anyone gotten drunk on the internet? Any tales of passing out and waking up in a chat room you've never been before with someone called sinfully_ugly_girl ? Then you realise you weren't running any anti-virus software when you were with her. Man, you'd just want to get outta there asap, promising to send her an e-mail the next day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenleaf Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Me and my friends went to Assateague Island and surfed all day. When it got dark, we lit a fire and then started drinking. I don't remember much after that, but when I woke up, I was informed that I tried to go surfing while I was drunk and lost my $500 board in the dark. I cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 all i can say: ouch thats has got to hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Gummo.nz Anyone gotten drunk on the internet? Any tales of passing out and waking up in a chat room you've never been before with someone called sinfully_ugly_girl ? Then you realise you weren't running any anti-virus software when you were with her. Man, you'd just want to get outta there asap, promising to send her an e-mail the next day.... LOL Gummo you can think up some pretty weird sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummo.nz Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 hehe, anyways, what about hang-over cures? -drinking yourself sober? As in drinking all night, but laying off more and more towards the end of the night/start of the day. -or just not drinking anything for about two hours before you goto bed? I have to do this or I will be throwing up for most of the next day. I have never had a hangover as such because I can't stand the bitter taste of beer, I only drink spirits, and devour souls. -taking a handfull of asprin before going to bed/hedge (wherever you end up sleeping). There will be some sort of limit of course, but seeing as you won't be able to read the label it's kinda irrelevant. -drinking a glass of water between each drink, but that just aims at getting you bloated so you don't feel like drinking. It would also bring on that first toliet break, and once you go once....it never ends for the rest of the night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebelwerfer_ Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 I remember back in high school when any of my friends found out about one of us messing around with an ugly chick, our excuse was always "I was drunk man, lay off" but that was never the answer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Yeah, drunkeness and low standards sort of go hand-in-hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon_taylor50 Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 ok, i apologise your all real hardcore drinkers with a multitude of funny drunkeness stories. Okay, what do you think will make you more drunk...a pint of lager, or 10 bacardis? You really don't know how much they have drunk, so don't make quick assumptions like that. Secondly the GCSE exam I was doing the morning after was a meaningless compulsory PE theory exam...well, I'm not too proud of drinking the night before it...I don't think I'd be proud of drinking before an AS exam, especially cos it's a subject you have voluntarily done out of your own free will... now who said anything about drinking ONE pint of lager? I'm talking about 12-20, and if these people are drinking like bacardi straight then fair enough but a bacardi breezer is a lot weaker and you'd need to drink sooooo many to get pissed, thats all im saying and about the As exam I aint really proud of it to be honest cos i barely mqanged to pass and have to add to all of my work to get it a good grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by Gummo.nz hehe, anyways, what about hang-over cures? -drinking yourself sober? As in drinking all night, but laying off more and more towards the end of the night/start of the day. yeah i think i did that...but instead of laying off i started to drink a gin and coke coktail so the more and more i drank the less i wanted to drink and eventually i stopped. this process took all night so i wasnt sleeping at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon_taylor50 Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 If you are a top drinker Simone, try Wray and Nephew, It may make you re-evaluate your statment. hehehe Why dont you try drinking a load of snakebites (that's lager mixed with cider for the uninitiated) and then try re-evaluating YOUR statement. and it's Simon not simone you illiterate git p.s im aware that speciasl brew is a pikey drink and i sgree stella is much nicer but when you have no money then the special brew gets the job done (tastes awful though), have to disagree about whiskey tasting like wood though, nothing like a nice bottle of whiskey, especially in winter when it burns the back of your throat, now that is lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon_taylor50 Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 er after reading over my last post i realised that i can hardly comment on the quality of another's English in their posts. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 21, 2002 Author Share Posted August 21, 2002 hehe Simon as long as you know i was only pulling yer leg.... oh yeah, breezers are nasty, but when they are only a quid who cares. Dunno if i should mention it on the forums but here goes, it wasnt strictly the breezer that messed me up, the spliffs on the way home didnt help none... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 most astupid thing? come on these cforums right now....this is weeeeeirdfd u ****erinnnnnn mofferrrrrs...wakakakaka weeeeeeiriird dont come to me im tied dddadn confujsed andi dunno u idiots i just cmae bak from party and i nedd sleep but i dont wnt to go 2 sleep and but i wanna twake early in morning to wach fdawnos creek so i wanna get sleep so i wake up before 1105 but thats if the cricker its snt i#on because then dawsno crekew will be not on and thhats nnpyongannoyannoying!] u guys r weeirdd mofffockers! iufu cant see this, u cant see this, u refuse it but secretly you know its there its thereit ts there and u dont know it ..u close ur mind and cant seeeee what the weeeeird fings about life r so you ashout and cry and blow the house down becuoz u say that i lie, u saly that i lie, u say that i lie buti dont , i dont, u just dont see, u just dont see, cant u see? cant u see? u dont see meanyoemore the love i felt for u has gonen ow ur just anothre pretty face wit h an arse you fool you dont know how i felt but now i dont feel becuase of what you did to me, u see? u see? i dont know what to di but i know what to say to you when im drunk you fool, i can love u once againb ut it will take time, the timethat u wont giveme now uv go t someone else whos so fkinnn perfect beside me who fails who looks the fool who acts the joke and who ffkks the fooool but u dont know how i feel, u cant feel how i see and you cant see how i feel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Divine Spirit most astupid thing? come on these cforums right now....this is weeeeeirdfd u ****erinnnnnn mofferrrrrs...wakakakaka weeeeeeiriird dont come to me im tied dddadn confujsed andi dunno u idiots i just cmae bak from party and i nedd sleep but i dont wnt to go 2 sleep and but i wanna twake early in morning to wach fdawnos creek so i wanna get sleep so i wake up before 1105 but thats if the cricker its snt i#on because then dawsno crekew will be not on and thhats nnpyongannoyannoying!] u guys r weeirdd mofffockers! iufu cant see this, u cant see this, u refuse it but secretly you know its there its thereit ts there and u dont know it ..u close ur mind and cant seeeee what the weeeeird fings about life r so you ashout and cry and blow the house down becuoz u say that i lie, u saly that i lie, u say that i lie buti dont , i dont, u just dont see, u just dont see, cant u see? cant u see? u dont see meanyoemore the love i felt for u has gonen ow ur just anothre pretty face wit h an arse you fool you dont know how i felt but now i dont feel becuase of what you did to me, u see? u see? i dont know what to di but i know what to say to you when im drunk you fool, i can love u once againb ut it will take time, the timethat u wont giveme now uv go t someone else whos so fkinnn perfect beside me who fails who looks the fool who acts the joke and who ffkks the fooool but u dont know how i feel, u cant feel how i see and you cant see how i feel! is the room spinning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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