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Originally posted by Tyrion

 

I'm sueing you for 223 mil for having the screen name "Obi-wan13"

 

:D

 

Im suing YOU for not having a "$" in front of your number! Your suing me for 223 mil what? Yen? Shrubberies?

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This should keep this thread running forever

 

 

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/

 

 

BTW, Heres some nice lawsuit fodder

 

Two teenage boys were hospitalized with gunshot wounds after they and other boys encircled an older man on the street and began firing at him; the man was not hit (Michigan City, Ind., March).

 

Im sueing him cause he shot me...Well you shot me too!

 

In the middle of a crowd booing Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, a man was arrested, apparently only because he was holding a slice of pie (since a protester had once hit Chretien with a pie) (Vancouver).

 

Awww...Arrested for pie...thats not right...

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And I'm suing you for that insulting comment! :D

 

Errr...I mean...

 

I think he/she is doing it for the publicity. I don't see how you can believe that it's the restaraunts fault that you eat too much...nor do I see how they could prove that. Even if it had any legal basis.

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And what really disturbs me... "hidden fats?" How do you hide fat? Fat can assume three forms, solid, liquid, and gas, but if it were gas it wouldn't be in the food, and there's no restaurant that heats food so the solid fat in it evaporates (not to my knowledge anyway). So there are only two forms fat can take when its in food: solid and liquid.

 

You can't hide either of those. If its solid fat, then you can see it in the burger quite clearly. If its liquid, the burger is greasy. No concealing that.

 

The point I'm trying to make is that you can't hide fat in a burger. Unless it was some kind of artificial fat integrated into the burger. But I don't see why the fast food chains would spend more money on artificial fat just to make people obese, unless McDonalds is just a front for some genocidal underground faction bent on killing humanity with cholesterol. That's pretty unlikely.

 

Anyway, the person's obesity is almost entirely a result of their own gluttony or slow metabolism.

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OK semi-serious now,

 

I want everyone not resident in the US to Sue the United States for not signing the Kyoto Treaty to reduce Global warming.

 

America produces 25% of the worlds pollution yet they do not give a damn about the knock on effects of the ridiculous waste of energy in their country. It's this I'm alright Jack attitude that will have half of Europe underwater when the Polar Ice caps melt and if Holland is under water where am I gonna go for a damn good spliff?!?!?!?

 

Joking aside, this is the epitomy of arrogance and lack of forethought, words cannot describe how mad it made me when America stuck two fingers up at the rest of the world by refusing to comply with this NECESSARY treaty.

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Speaking of Japan (and fat)...U.S. should really go on a Japanese diet instead of the "California 48 hour diet" or "Slim Fast". Japanese eat nice healthy foods like rice and fish. America: cheeseburgers, pizza fries, corn dogs, fried steak, and fried everything. You're rite Simon about people who eat 50 hamburgers and then go home and watch tv the rest of the day.

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Originally posted by =SSC=Kal-El

The Fast Food restaurants should hire me to kill these people...

 

hehe, in a way they are killing them!

 

A lot of these people who sue are idiots but sometimes it gets to the point where you cant be sure what to do. there was a big thing in England when someone was trying to burgle a farm and the farmer came out of his house and shot dead the burglar and the farmer got sent to prison. this is a strange situation because if he didnt kill the guy but still MEANT to kill the guy then i dont think he would have gone to prison even though he's guilty of doing the same thing, its just that his accuracy let him down.

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Time to clear up more myths...

That old lady with the hot coffee got 2nd & 3rd degree burns in her lap from that coffee. I think she was well within her rights to sue McDonalds.

 

As for suing because it makes you fat.. its a little farfetched. I read an article in some magazine a few weeks back about foods high in fructose & fat are addictive. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that the fast food companies are capitalizing on that & adding addictive substances to their food to make us all fat, lazy & dependent. :)

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