Tyrion Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Hey, I am suing all of you for posting before me! Im talking big money! $222 mil Each!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sueing you for 223 mil for having the screen name "Obi-wan13" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion I'm sueing you for 223 mil for having the screen name "Obi-wan13" Im suing YOU for not having a "$" in front of your number! Your suing me for 223 mil what? Yen? Shrubberies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 I'm suing because everyone else is suing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Im suing YOU for not having a "$" in front of your number! Your suing me for 223 mil what? Yen? Shrubberies? I'm sueing you for $500 million for being confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I shall sue all women named sue for being called sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 you fellin okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Jah Warrior I shall sue all women named sue for being called sue it getting late, I think someone needs sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 I'm suing you for suggesting that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I'm suing you for suing him for suggesting that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by MaulerZ13 I'm suing you for suing him for suggesting that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Orengimomo lol Im suing you for saying that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimII Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 This should keep this thread running forever http://www.newsoftheweird.com/ BTW, Heres some nice lawsuit fodder Two teenage boys were hospitalized with gunshot wounds after they and other boys encircled an older man on the street and began firing at him; the man was not hit (Michigan City, Ind., March). Im sueing him cause he shot me...Well you shot me too! In the middle of a crowd booing Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, a man was arrested, apparently only because he was holding a slice of pie (since a protester had once hit Chretien with a pie) (Vancouver). Awww...Arrested for pie...thats not right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 I hate pie, for even mentioning it, well im gonna have to sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Well I'm suing you for starting this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Okay, lets just stop with this. Its getting a bit old. Now that we're back on topic... Yeah, that's just ridiculous. Somebody suing a major chain because he got fat off their food? His metabolic rate is not their responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 And I'm suing you for that insulting comment! Errr...I mean... I think he/she is doing it for the publicity. I don't see how you can believe that it's the restaraunts fault that you eat too much...nor do I see how they could prove that. Even if it had any legal basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 And what really disturbs me... "hidden fats?" How do you hide fat? Fat can assume three forms, solid, liquid, and gas, but if it were gas it wouldn't be in the food, and there's no restaurant that heats food so the solid fat in it evaporates (not to my knowledge anyway). So there are only two forms fat can take when its in food: solid and liquid. You can't hide either of those. If its solid fat, then you can see it in the burger quite clearly. If its liquid, the burger is greasy. No concealing that. The point I'm trying to make is that you can't hide fat in a burger. Unless it was some kind of artificial fat integrated into the burger. But I don't see why the fast food chains would spend more money on artificial fat just to make people obese, unless McDonalds is just a front for some genocidal underground faction bent on killing humanity with cholesterol. That's pretty unlikely. Anyway, the person's obesity is almost entirely a result of their own gluttony or slow metabolism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Stealth fats, or Ninja Fats they should dub these, what a ridiculous idea, Hidden Fats. Has anyone sen that movie?:- Crouching Burger Hidden Fattie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I think I smell a marketing oppurtunity there! "It is a beautiful sword." "You will not think it is so beautiful when you have seen it drenched in grease." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 OK semi-serious now, I want everyone not resident in the US to Sue the United States for not signing the Kyoto Treaty to reduce Global warming. America produces 25% of the worlds pollution yet they do not give a damn about the knock on effects of the ridiculous waste of energy in their country. It's this I'm alright Jack attitude that will have half of Europe underwater when the Polar Ice caps melt and if Holland is under water where am I gonna go for a damn good spliff?!?!?!? Joking aside, this is the epitomy of arrogance and lack of forethought, words cannot describe how mad it made me when America stuck two fingers up at the rest of the world by refusing to comply with this NECESSARY treaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon_taylor50 Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 If you go to say McDonalds and Pay them for 50 burgers and eat the burgers and enjoy the burgers, then YOu go home and sit on Your Arse all day and make Yourself fat what is it that McDonalds did to be sued exactly? FAT BASTARDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon_taylor50 Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Yeah...Damn right, it's always the same. Some people try to make a difference, but it'll never work because someone (or in this case America) cant be bothered to make changes cos as long as they're ok who cares about anything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Speaking of Japan (and fat)...U.S. should really go on a Japanese diet instead of the "California 48 hour diet" or "Slim Fast". Japanese eat nice healthy foods like rice and fish. America: cheeseburgers, pizza fries, corn dogs, fried steak, and fried everything. You're rite Simon about people who eat 50 hamburgers and then go home and watch tv the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by =SSC=Kal-El The Fast Food restaurants should hire me to kill these people... hehe, in a way they are killing them! A lot of these people who sue are idiots but sometimes it gets to the point where you cant be sure what to do. there was a big thing in England when someone was trying to burgle a farm and the farmer came out of his house and shot dead the burglar and the farmer got sent to prison. this is a strange situation because if he didnt kill the guy but still MEANT to kill the guy then i dont think he would have gone to prison even though he's guilty of doing the same thing, its just that his accuracy let him down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerfYoda Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Time to clear up more myths... That old lady with the hot coffee got 2nd & 3rd degree burns in her lap from that coffee. I think she was well within her rights to sue McDonalds. As for suing because it makes you fat.. its a little farfetched. I read an article in some magazine a few weeks back about foods high in fructose & fat are addictive. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that the fast food companies are capitalizing on that & adding addictive substances to their food to make us all fat, lazy & dependent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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